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Thursday, June 9, 2011
Saw thousands of people were crying, read it for themselves and their children !
accidentally saw this post , just 17 minutes of video , I was flowing Tears after reading the . I hope my friends can send this article to your space, and your children watch . I hope you read later on your parents that sentence: I love you , Daddy! I love you , Mom ! You worked hard!
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; 17 minutes 47 seconds, the heart to see.
; ; after the movie, Needless to say, just look at it your own actions ! It is best read with your children .
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; 17 minutes 47 seconds, the heart to see.
; ; after the movie, Needless to say, just look at it your own actions ! It is best read with your children .
Sunday, May 29, 2011
2011 Senior liners , was the classic comedy ( hilarious sentence ! come in for two now! )
1, man child, trouble to look, you're in my cell phone signal.
2, I really envy you, ah, so small there is such a successful father.
3, whoops, you are so busy personally to the toilet ah?
4, you stupid always creative.
5, came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive!
6, children, people stupid is final ah!
7, since had neuropathy, the spirit of the people more.
8, not because we were a holiday, you put me as a festival before.
9, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
10, Oh ~ it'd be one not being shaped, even the headaches are biased.
11, cough! The said that, not to say whispered.
12, I want to grow old with you not careful ah.
13, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
14, you said you, no diploma also learn ugly, not smart they also learn the top bald!
15, you see you, see the back of agitated powerful army, turned to scare millions of lion.
16, the day my whim, using your photos for the computer desktop, I rely on, actually in a computer virus!
17, give me one of your Match Friends chanting, home to ward off evil purposes.
18, as a typical failure, against the really very successful!
19, my broken heart, like dumpling filling with both hands out.
20, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai!
21, I was a female wanderers girl.
22, life is like Super Girl, came to the last man children are pure.
23, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead!
24, you go out, Qianshan birds must, million tracks were off track.
25, your teeth like the stars in the sky, bright color, far apart.
26, the world of big, big piece missing, but your mind.
27, long time no one has so delightful boastful.
28, you go away, non-stop rolling!
29, do not push me, or my great up and out of control.
30, you actually say he pure? Look at your eyes for a trace of turbidity.
31, the young count? Who did not was young? You always have it? Indeed.
32, Do not move! Full of water you left brain, right brain full of flour, fixed it fills a move full of paste.
33, the mood at work than Shangfen also heavy.
34, not to mention my pride, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
35, an empty head does not matter, the key not to water.
36, protect yourself, love others, do not come out at night scary.
37, my heart is small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did.
38, is the difference between man and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people.
39, others have their background, and I only have my back.
40, to see me then you will find: the original can be so specific handsome ah!
41, more than a problem to find the reasons from their own, do not blame the Earth TM is not a gravitational constipation.
42, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it.
43, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
44, the sun it all right, maybe tan nobody said you were an idiot.
45, do not talk to me about ideal, quit.
46, is not well filled, how can effort to lose weight ah.
47, a low-key! B is the most cattle to show off.
48, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
49, there will even cook your feces encountered beetles that day. So no need for you is bull feces frustrated.
50, if you flowers, cattle are not lashi out.
51, alive, happy point because we will die a long time.
52, not at my grave and cry, dirty, the way my cycle.
53, I am nostalgic, because I do not see the future.
54, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid of opening the cover prize, a bottle again.
55, inferior surface, cover abnormal heart.
56, take it easy, I'm not a good person.
57, I want the whole world know that I am low-key.
58, is good people go hungry, I ate ribs do not bia ji mouth.
59, will be paid salary than think about, well, not live.
60, you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
61, think about it, or kindergartens good mix.
62, you say, you want to want to live or die?
63, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the human world.
64, we two talk about feelings ah! Talk about feelings hurt money!
65, excessive desire, Serra surplus.
66, to see why my signature, do not you want to plot against me?
67, my first kiss was not any of the ... ...
68, United States, so cow B, the Asian Games so long, have not seen it get a medal!
69, I give you my phone number, how come you do not understand what I was thinking too! Something all right to charge me hundreds of dollars to spend.
70, do not call me Lei Feng, I'm red scarf!
71, wow! Look at people exposed dogleg!
72, I need you, you should immediately appear; I do not need you, you have to wait I need you.
73, practicing martial arts for so many years, and today I finally visible until this shameful chance!
74, that people are really rude, do not always speak to me in class.
75, brother even though it was not very good but this burned hand drinking water is still very fragrant!
76, the girl, you dress so beautiful, does in this world are dissatisfied?
77, recognize a stranger really in trouble, they must repeat a lie.
78, only one earth, so we must love the earth; there is only one me, so you must love me!
79, Wolf's story tells us, been cheated twice, the third time we must believe him.
80, you stroll down the street holding a pig, very happy. I wanted to rinse you, but said:
81, day, ask you is not a pig, do not you think, was flat - honest! The next day, asking you if you pig, you say, is painful flat - not modest! On the third day, asking you if you pig, you do not say, was Kuangbian - is still so mad pig!
82, the day on the road met a ghost, was I Kuangbian, end, said:
84, it was a stormy night, you were going remote places in the hills, suddenly a flash of lightning, split in your head. At this time, from the sky came a distant voice: Painstakingly sorted out, the rich offering of a money market, individual farm holding no money! I am a heart, you look hurt it!
2, I really envy you, ah, so small there is such a successful father.
3, whoops, you are so busy personally to the toilet ah?
4, you stupid always creative.
5, came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive!
6, children, people stupid is final ah!
7, since had neuropathy, the spirit of the people more.
8, not because we were a holiday, you put me as a festival before.
9, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
10, Oh ~ it'd be one not being shaped, even the headaches are biased.
11, cough! The said that, not to say whispered.
12, I want to grow old with you not careful ah.
13, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
14, you said you, no diploma also learn ugly, not smart they also learn the top bald!
15, you see you, see the back of agitated powerful army, turned to scare millions of lion.
16, the day my whim, using your photos for the computer desktop, I rely on, actually in a computer virus!
17, give me one of your Match Friends chanting, home to ward off evil purposes.
18, as a typical failure, against the really very successful!
19, my broken heart, like dumpling filling with both hands out.
20, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai!
21, I was a female wanderers girl.
22, life is like Super Girl, came to the last man children are pure.
23, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead!
24, you go out, Qianshan birds must, million tracks were off track.
25, your teeth like the stars in the sky, bright color, far apart.
26, the world of big, big piece missing, but your mind.
27, long time no one has so delightful boastful.
28, you go away, non-stop rolling!
29, do not push me, or my great up and out of control.
30, you actually say he pure? Look at your eyes for a trace of turbidity.
31, the young count? Who did not was young? You always have it? Indeed.
32, Do not move! Full of water you left brain, right brain full of flour, fixed it fills a move full of paste.
33, the mood at work than Shangfen also heavy.
34, not to mention my pride, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
35, an empty head does not matter, the key not to water.
36, protect yourself, love others, do not come out at night scary.
37, my heart is small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did.
38, is the difference between man and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people.
39, others have their background, and I only have my back.
40, to see me then you will find: the original can be so specific handsome ah!
41, more than a problem to find the reasons from their own, do not blame the Earth TM is not a gravitational constipation.
42, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it.
43, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
44, the sun it all right, maybe tan nobody said you were an idiot.
45, do not talk to me about ideal, quit.
46, is not well filled, how can effort to lose weight ah.
47, a low-key! B is the most cattle to show off.
48, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
49, there will even cook your feces encountered beetles that day. So no need for you is bull feces frustrated.
50, if you flowers, cattle are not lashi out.
51, alive, happy point because we will die a long time.
52, not at my grave and cry, dirty, the way my cycle.
53, I am nostalgic, because I do not see the future.
54, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid of opening the cover prize, a bottle again.
55, inferior surface, cover abnormal heart.
56, take it easy, I'm not a good person.
57, I want the whole world know that I am low-key.
58, is good people go hungry, I ate ribs do not bia ji mouth.
59, will be paid salary than think about, well, not live.
60, you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
61, think about it, or kindergartens good mix.
62, you say, you want to want to live or die?
63, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the human world.
64, we two talk about feelings ah! Talk about feelings hurt money!
65, excessive desire, Serra surplus.
66, to see why my signature, do not you want to plot against me?
67, my first kiss was not any of the ... ...
68, United States, so cow B, the Asian Games so long, have not seen it get a medal!
69, I give you my phone number, how come you do not understand what I was thinking too! Something all right to charge me hundreds of dollars to spend.
70, do not call me Lei Feng, I'm red scarf!
71, wow! Look at people exposed dogleg!
72, I need you, you should immediately appear; I do not need you, you have to wait I need you.
73, practicing martial arts for so many years, and today I finally visible until this shameful chance!
74, that people are really rude, do not always speak to me in class.
75, brother even though it was not very good but this burned hand drinking water is still very fragrant!
76, the girl, you dress so beautiful, does in this world are dissatisfied?
77, recognize a stranger really in trouble, they must repeat a lie.
78, only one earth, so we must love the earth; there is only one me, so you must love me!
79, Wolf's story tells us, been cheated twice, the third time we must believe him.
80, you stroll down the street holding a pig, very happy. I wanted to rinse you, but said:
81, day, ask you is not a pig, do not you think, was flat - honest! The next day, asking you if you pig, you say, is painful flat - not modest! On the third day, asking you if you pig, you do not say, was Kuangbian - is still so mad pig!
82, the day on the road met a ghost, was I Kuangbian, end, said:
84, it was a stormy night, you were going remote places in the hills, suddenly a flash of lightning, split in your head. At this time, from the sky came a distant voice: Painstakingly sorted out, the rich offering of a money market, individual farm holding no money! I am a heart, you look hurt it!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
2009, lost and found
watched a movie, Curiosity expansion, today Baidu, the original meaning is lost and found , Had a bunch of foreign languages was greeted students, really ashamed of the extreme.
However, I still want to use the word as this year's summary language. Yes, lost and found!
this year, went to Shiyan travel, had the honor board Wudang, shrouded in the mist up the stairs, pay tribute to the golden dome, the icicles hanging jade start the 09-year journey. Down the mountain, the winding paths of the voyage, the work of transformation. Back in the town until dawn, has been another big picture of. At that time, the breath of spring had spread throughout the Tung Blossom Lane.
season of June, my grandmother passed away, in the courtyard dates falling flowers, to her legendary life rough drawing to an end. I often stand in the yard looking up, trying to restore all have missed, heaven to know about the character of Grandma will continue to shelter her stubborn love of children. The fate of impermanence, life is I, who can fathom the intricate world state?
warm summer, autumn in full, through the distance, measuring the life. Thinking and running, yes, this sentence is still towards a direction. Loss and suffering in the most state of mind, and finally struggling along. Boarded the evening train, rocking back and forth to bear, to visit friends, attend brothers wedding, midnight return, harvest surprise. All efforts, only an instant success, the next stop, do not stop.
this winter is the snow in an accident coming, people by surprise, too fine snow, Christmas bells to ring out. Should be the most memorable work in the snow back to live in by the storm and frozen state of the head and eyes to see in the snow left behind even the yellow scarf! Seems to be the film montage, the director deliberately placed as props, dotted with images of the entire winter. This is a cycling winter coming and going of dawn and sunset, the light changes, always sway the slightest warmth.
This year, in the flat in the past, after the bright, lost in the chase.
Finally, find the rest, or even yourself!
eve thirties, Qiongqiong Jie Li's distress, the reality and the ideal compromise, without exception, but usual in the Notes in the unusual transition from the old.
2010 in the spring is coming soon, now, tonight the wind and the moonlight played at the same time, in the swing in the New Year, people in romantic longing.
tomorrow morning, will the rising sun, who will be happy and unhappy past, the front still unknown happiness and embarrassment, but, standing hand threshold, eyes gradually firm.
looking forward, looking forward to the same difficulties and great fun! !
However, I still want to use the word as this year's summary language. Yes, lost and found!
this year, went to Shiyan travel, had the honor board Wudang, shrouded in the mist up the stairs, pay tribute to the golden dome, the icicles hanging jade start the 09-year journey. Down the mountain, the winding paths of the voyage, the work of transformation. Back in the town until dawn, has been another big picture of. At that time, the breath of spring had spread throughout the Tung Blossom Lane.
season of June, my grandmother passed away, in the courtyard dates falling flowers, to her legendary life rough drawing to an end. I often stand in the yard looking up, trying to restore all have missed, heaven to know about the character of Grandma will continue to shelter her stubborn love of children. The fate of impermanence, life is I, who can fathom the intricate world state?
warm summer, autumn in full, through the distance, measuring the life. Thinking and running, yes, this sentence is still towards a direction. Loss and suffering in the most state of mind, and finally struggling along. Boarded the evening train, rocking back and forth to bear, to visit friends, attend brothers wedding, midnight return, harvest surprise. All efforts, only an instant success, the next stop, do not stop.
this winter is the snow in an accident coming, people by surprise, too fine snow, Christmas bells to ring out. Should be the most memorable work in the snow back to live in by the storm and frozen state of the head and eyes to see in the snow left behind even the yellow scarf! Seems to be the film montage, the director deliberately placed as props, dotted with images of the entire winter. This is a cycling winter coming and going of dawn and sunset, the light changes, always sway the slightest warmth.
This year, in the flat in the past, after the bright, lost in the chase.
Finally, find the rest, or even yourself!
eve thirties, Qiongqiong Jie Li's distress, the reality and the ideal compromise, without exception, but usual in the Notes in the unusual transition from the old.
2010 in the spring is coming soon, now, tonight the wind and the moonlight played at the same time, in the swing in the New Year, people in romantic longing.
tomorrow morning, will the rising sun, who will be happy and unhappy past, the front still unknown happiness and embarrassment, but, standing hand threshold, eyes gradually firm.
looking forward, looking forward to the same difficulties and great fun! !
Monday, May 23, 2011
Chapter 42 by
1. Angry is another mistake to punish oneself.
2. tomorrow's hope, let us forget today's pain.
3. LED patent is not the sun, you also may shine.
4. the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have, you have not forgotten.
5. You can get the whole world with love, you can also lose the world with hate.
6. true love should surmount the length of life, mind the width, depth of soul.
7. the power of love is big enough to make people forget everything, but small enough to envy the sand can not accommodate.
8. regardless of when you start, it is important not to stop after the beginning; Whether you come to an end, it is important do not regret after ended.
9. Entertains the highest hope, make the greatest efforts to prepare for the worst.
10. ideals in place, hell is heaven. There is hope in the place, the pain may becomes happiness.
11. God never complain about people's ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God.
12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, surprise and gratitude.
13. the world the most exhausting thing, falsely.
14. feel that they can achieve and can not do, in fact, only an idea.
15. less anticipation, would people care more comfortable.
16. people do not lose their direction, they will not lose myself.
17. If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also ask you to embrace the darkness.
18. regards should not be solemnly, but it must be sincere and moving.
19. life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
20. When you can fly, do not give up flying; When you can dream, do not give up the dream; when you can love, do not give up on love.
21. people always cherish, but have forgotten.
22. One today is worth two tomorrow.
23. keep in mind: every day the best day of the year.
24. optimist sees the opportunity in the disaster; pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity.
25. courage is not that fear does not exist, but dare to face the fear, to overcome fear.
26. biggest mistake in life is constantly worried about making mistakes.
27. Turn your face to the sunlight, then it is no shadow.
28. Experience is extracted out from the pain.
29. with the least lamentation, face the past; with the least waste face now; with the most dream to face the future.
30. If you want to have the perfect friendship, and may never find a friend.
31. Do not try to start to make it fall in. sad, think about the days with laughter.
32. Before correct others, meditate on yourself whether you make mistake.
33. because of fear of failure and not a go, will never succeed.
34. to overcome the anxiety and depression, may learn to be their own masters.
35. You can not control the weather, but you can change your mood.
36. a sense of loneliness and abandonment is the most terrible poverty.
37. pride should be kind to others, because you will need them when frustrated.
38. hope, is a sweet wait;
miss, is a warm feeling;
friends, a life-repair to the blessing;
love; is I, obscure fate.
I wish you the way of life more happy! More fun!
39. The world has two kinds of people: requester and giving. Perhaps the former can eat well, but the latter absolutely can have good sleep.
40. Separation of the role of love, the same effect of fire and wind: the wind blowing raging fire the more prosperous, the small flame went out by winds.
41. under the leadership of a lion, 100 sheep a sheep than 100 lions led by far more frightening.
peak mountain since ancient times, there are a hermit in the mountains.
42. We always like the person who adore ourselves, but we do not like their worship.
2. tomorrow's hope, let us forget today's pain.
3. LED patent is not the sun, you also may shine.
4. the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have, you have not forgotten.
5. You can get the whole world with love, you can also lose the world with hate.
6. true love should surmount the length of life, mind the width, depth of soul.
7. the power of love is big enough to make people forget everything, but small enough to envy the sand can not accommodate.
8. regardless of when you start, it is important not to stop after the beginning; Whether you come to an end, it is important do not regret after ended.
9. Entertains the highest hope, make the greatest efforts to prepare for the worst.
10. ideals in place, hell is heaven. There is hope in the place, the pain may becomes happiness.
11. God never complain about people's ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God.
12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, surprise and gratitude.
13. the world the most exhausting thing, falsely.
14. feel that they can achieve and can not do, in fact, only an idea.
15. less anticipation, would people care more comfortable.
16. people do not lose their direction, they will not lose myself.
17. If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also ask you to embrace the darkness.
18. regards should not be solemnly, but it must be sincere and moving.
19. life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
20. When you can fly, do not give up flying; When you can dream, do not give up the dream; when you can love, do not give up on love.
21. people always cherish, but have forgotten.
22. One today is worth two tomorrow.
23. keep in mind: every day the best day of the year.
24. optimist sees the opportunity in the disaster; pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity.
25. courage is not that fear does not exist, but dare to face the fear, to overcome fear.
26. biggest mistake in life is constantly worried about making mistakes.
27. Turn your face to the sunlight, then it is no shadow.
28. Experience is extracted out from the pain.
29. with the least lamentation, face the past; with the least waste face now; with the most dream to face the future.
30. If you want to have the perfect friendship, and may never find a friend.
31. Do not try to start to make it fall in. sad, think about the days with laughter.
32. Before correct others, meditate on yourself whether you make mistake.
33. because of fear of failure and not a go, will never succeed.
34. to overcome the anxiety and depression, may learn to be their own masters.
35. You can not control the weather, but you can change your mood.
36. a sense of loneliness and abandonment is the most terrible poverty.
37. pride should be kind to others, because you will need them when frustrated.
38. hope, is a sweet wait;
miss, is a warm feeling;
friends, a life-repair to the blessing;
love; is I, obscure fate.
I wish you the way of life more happy! More fun!
39. The world has two kinds of people: requester and giving. Perhaps the former can eat well, but the latter absolutely can have good sleep.
40. Separation of the role of love, the same effect of fire and wind: the wind blowing raging fire the more prosperous, the small flame went out by winds.
41. under the leadership of a lion, 100 sheep a sheep than 100 lions led by far more frightening.
peak mountain since ancient times, there are a hermit in the mountains.
42. We always like the person who adore ourselves, but we do not like their worship.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
If a boy cried for you , you grab his hand
If a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
a friend told me that he cried for a girl.
that if you took his hand, he can accompany you through life, if you give him, he would hardly go back to before himself. I'm happy. I saw him choke back tears, I know, turned around, he cried.
second time, I told him that I bullied him. He told me, will forgive me, because he loves me. He hugged me crying, I knew he would be disappointed.
third time, Valentine's Day. He held me and told me not to leave him. He will not let me see his face, I know he cried.
the end, he chose to leave. I know he is I am desperate. Maybe I'm wrong too, everything can not be undone. I also chose to leave. leave The city, to escape everything here. the phone, he was crying begging me to stay, but I resolutely decided to leave. He cried, I cried for the last time ... ...
Now, we all changed. He changed , and became familiar with the past, for him, maybe just silly. I have changed, become numb, in the past, for me, maybe just regret.
wayward past, I had hurt many times him. Now, he has no feelings seriously as in the past. I know, everything has changed. If, all over again, I will not leave. will not leave the person is worth a lifetime love.
Boy, do not cry easily, only to face a favorite person, will become fragile.
boys do not cry easily, only too fond of you, will put down self-esteem.
girl, if a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
girl, if you have a boy cried for you, please do not abandon him, and perhaps a choice will destroy a person ...
a friend told me that he cried for a girl.
that if you took his hand, he can accompany you through life, if you give him, he would hardly go back to before himself. I'm happy. I saw him choke back tears, I know, turned around, he cried.
second time, I told him that I bullied him. He told me, will forgive me, because he loves me. He hugged me crying, I knew he would be disappointed.
third time, Valentine's Day. He held me and told me not to leave him. He will not let me see his face, I know he cried.
the end, he chose to leave. I know he is I am desperate. Maybe I'm wrong too, everything can not be undone. I also chose to leave. leave The city, to escape everything here. the phone, he was crying begging me to stay, but I resolutely decided to leave. He cried, I cried for the last time ... ...
Now, we all changed. He changed , and became familiar with the past, for him, maybe just silly. I have changed, become numb, in the past, for me, maybe just regret.
wayward past, I had hurt many times him. Now, he has no feelings seriously as in the past. I know, everything has changed. If, all over again, I will not leave. will not leave the person is worth a lifetime love.
Boy, do not cry easily, only to face a favorite person, will become fragile.
boys do not cry easily, only too fond of you, will put down self-esteem.
girl, if a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
girl, if you have a boy cried for you, please do not abandon him, and perhaps a choice will destroy a person ...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Non-mainstream joke
woman reported:
a woman said her husband of cheating: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...
his wife can spend huge amounts of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said:
day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!
case of a girl gang of late. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!
Mr. A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is sexual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? read backwards is
boy told the girl: I see you and your family together in the school, you wear the dress are so beautiful!!
saying a little secret bank finally forced open the safe and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a newspaper to see their money from a bank can bring much impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!
Bear to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a cat, I was born after the Panda!
clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!
Somali pirates: three million! but seven million invoice to write!
a buddy next door to a new child moved to a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: TV from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.
priests play golf, watch the nuns, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: You as a priest of God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then came the sky, just listen to the voice of God:
7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:
day, my brother went to play basketball Normal Primary and heard a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 dollars, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!
elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the number is ******。
Academy of the body class, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily rebuked the male model: while great for a while small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to paint!
a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation package, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:
wife and husband each fight, his wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband is very curious and asked his wife:
home in fear son: Dad was very angry:
led to a phone in the hands of the mini three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:
Li to immigrate to the U.S., leadership asked him: dissatisfied?
Chinese leaders and U.S. leaders are more loyal than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders ordered bodyguards jump from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. president relented. China's leaders ordered guards to jump off, apart from anything else the Chinese guards would jump. U.S. President scared quickly pulled him. China's bodyguard, said:
scripts: just joined the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yes, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary found his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:
male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male students asked: Han mentioned the money, you go to bed, I went to take a shower.
someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>
on the plane, was shocked to see a beauty sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even blushing should be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!
once to the hotel to stay the night, I was confused and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next guy, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not scary, Miss literate. Weighs.
Classic men
1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ... < br> Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
the highest level of betrayal
101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a bag, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around quiet a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (next door to the uncle turned around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: cut, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all surprise ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you drive, I came to death you (the people suck down a cold lump around ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to beg for mercy (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then fierce and I can only accompany you to an hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (carriage with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)
The most important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: Chinese victims of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each other. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body cast on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on message. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting climb the mountain, to the widow house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks again and again, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a display up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting seize the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hello to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you shelter from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my hair plucked the eagle?
classic mistake
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: the man is about to get off to a pack of cigarettes out on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrade, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take advantage machines show off his English, shouted: hi! That is called
5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.
7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?
9. children are considered Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all know that if children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.
10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you
College Humor spoof of the classic comedy song
1. Cyndi
Comment: not so complicated now!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You need to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not have too tired.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not afraid of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers published in Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, come! Listen Lang Waipo tell you stories!
a woman said her husband of cheating: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...
his wife can spend huge amounts of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said:
day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!
case of a girl gang of late. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!
Mr. A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is sexual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? read backwards is
boy told the girl: I see you and your family together in the school, you wear the dress are so beautiful!!
saying a little secret bank finally forced open the safe and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a newspaper to see their money from a bank can bring much impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!
Bear to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a cat, I was born after the Panda!
clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!
Somali pirates: three million! but seven million invoice to write!
a buddy next door to a new child moved to a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: TV from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.
priests play golf, watch the nuns, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: You as a priest of God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then came the sky, just listen to the voice of God:
7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:
day, my brother went to play basketball Normal Primary and heard a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 dollars, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!
elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the number is ******。
Academy of the body class, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily rebuked the male model: while great for a while small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to paint!
a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation package, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:
wife and husband each fight, his wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband is very curious and asked his wife:
home in fear son: Dad was very angry:
led to a phone in the hands of the mini three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:
Li to immigrate to the U.S., leadership asked him: dissatisfied?
Chinese leaders and U.S. leaders are more loyal than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders ordered bodyguards jump from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. president relented. China's leaders ordered guards to jump off, apart from anything else the Chinese guards would jump. U.S. President scared quickly pulled him. China's bodyguard, said:
scripts: just joined the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yes, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary found his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:
male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male students asked: Han mentioned the money, you go to bed, I went to take a shower.
someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>
on the plane, was shocked to see a beauty sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even blushing should be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!
once to the hotel to stay the night, I was confused and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next guy, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not scary, Miss literate. Weighs.
Classic men
1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ... < br> Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
the highest level of betrayal
101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a bag, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around quiet a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (next door to the uncle turned around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: cut, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all surprise ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you drive, I came to death you (the people suck down a cold lump around ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to beg for mercy (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then fierce and I can only accompany you to an hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (carriage with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)
The most important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: Chinese victims of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each other. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body cast on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on message. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting climb the mountain, to the widow house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks again and again, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a display up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting seize the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hello to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you shelter from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my hair plucked the eagle?
classic mistake
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: the man is about to get off to a pack of cigarettes out on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrade, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take advantage machines show off his English, shouted: hi! That is called
5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.
7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?
9. children are considered Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all know that if children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.
10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you
College Humor spoof of the classic comedy song
1. Cyndi
Comment: not so complicated now!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You need to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not have too tired.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not afraid of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers published in Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, come! Listen Lang Waipo tell you stories!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Heart is broken, want to cry
. . . . .
out of twenty days, and would like most is the son of a dream is also the son of the most ,,,,
Perhaps my feelings too rich. I can not love, first love their parents, as well as his son's love, family love, friends, love. You said that I was emotionally rich than the average woman, and especially sentimental. But you are very practical, in the emotional but also in broad, hard-rock you like a temper, that did not even feel my delicate, buried in the heart of tenderness. I do not know no intention of feeling or not feeling, alas! Perhaps you also think that it is not happy with me, but you never speak your mind. I tell the truth, but you think I'm lying. . . . . God knows and you do a live person, always feel mentally unbalanced, the total can not find anything like as lost, let alone what is warm and sweet love. You know? ? Woman without love is easy to nourish the old. Can not meet with you, I never complain about life, but the spirit of Ye Hao empty, you know? ? ? ? ? Every time you say that life has always been this way, maybe that is the real crux of the two of us. You know? Why do I always want to go out? Because I feel more and more lonely with you, even not as alone. Began to see that you may scoff, you like this, people never say what you think you will not be hard. The idea of our two Duirenduishi, the demand for love life, there is a big difference. Why do the two of us together, you knew. I just want to ask you, so many years, in the end you have like me, there is no sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? Love is understanding, not understanding how we talk about love, how can it be called love? Married life with understanding the need to constantly water them, to nourish, and only understand in order to accommodate. Think about yourself before going to sleep, so many years, even longer life difficult, I have no complains to you? ? ? ? Did you get to compare with others? ? ? ? There did not force you? ? ? ? ? ? They just broke up with you say, you Xiangyebuxiang agreed. But you say I do not have to go back, son I do not have any of that? ? ? ? Why do you always do. Husband, (you say to be separated, perhaps I will not call you a) way of life is so far away, so long, need to love (to see this, you have to say I'm not actually a) the need solace, need for understanding and trust, to be less lonely, and do you think? ?
true, no matter how dull life, Less love, Love is an organic compound, and not twisted or mixed, not one-way to rely on a heart to another heart, but hearts also impact to bursts of love.
Think you look after you? ? ? ?
dreams, ideals, you have several? ? ? ? Love, confidence, responsibility,? ? ? ? ? ?
so many years, you have the sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? If not, do not improvise, and think about it. . . . . . .
out of twenty days, and would like most is the son of a dream is also the son of the most ,,,,
Perhaps my feelings too rich. I can not love, first love their parents, as well as his son's love, family love, friends, love. You said that I was emotionally rich than the average woman, and especially sentimental. But you are very practical, in the emotional but also in broad, hard-rock you like a temper, that did not even feel my delicate, buried in the heart of tenderness. I do not know no intention of feeling or not feeling, alas! Perhaps you also think that it is not happy with me, but you never speak your mind. I tell the truth, but you think I'm lying. . . . . God knows and you do a live person, always feel mentally unbalanced, the total can not find anything like as lost, let alone what is warm and sweet love. You know? ? Woman without love is easy to nourish the old. Can not meet with you, I never complain about life, but the spirit of Ye Hao empty, you know? ? ? ? ? Every time you say that life has always been this way, maybe that is the real crux of the two of us. You know? Why do I always want to go out? Because I feel more and more lonely with you, even not as alone. Began to see that you may scoff, you like this, people never say what you think you will not be hard. The idea of our two Duirenduishi, the demand for love life, there is a big difference. Why do the two of us together, you knew. I just want to ask you, so many years, in the end you have like me, there is no sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? Love is understanding, not understanding how we talk about love, how can it be called love? Married life with understanding the need to constantly water them, to nourish, and only understand in order to accommodate. Think about yourself before going to sleep, so many years, even longer life difficult, I have no complains to you? ? ? ? Did you get to compare with others? ? ? ? There did not force you? ? ? ? ? ? They just broke up with you say, you Xiangyebuxiang agreed. But you say I do not have to go back, son I do not have any of that? ? ? ? Why do you always do. Husband, (you say to be separated, perhaps I will not call you a) way of life is so far away, so long, need to love (to see this, you have to say I'm not actually a) the need solace, need for understanding and trust, to be less lonely, and do you think? ?
true, no matter how dull life, Less love, Love is an organic compound, and not twisted or mixed, not one-way to rely on a heart to another heart, but hearts also impact to bursts of love.
Think you look after you? ? ? ?
dreams, ideals, you have several? ? ? ? Love, confidence, responsibility,? ? ? ? ? ?
so many years, you have the sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? If not, do not improvise, and think about it. . . . . . .
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
What it means to call you a husband
Call you a husband, you have to shoulder the responsibility of men , should be like trees , bird -like woman you snuggle .
call you a husband, you have to carry hurt her, pet her , after all, she gave up the whole piece for you to follow your paradise .
call you a husband , you have to know how humble , submissive , girls are passionate , sensitive , and will therefore vexatious just want to know how much you love her , then you must know obedience, humility , tolerance , do not Quarrel with her , or she really will be sad.
call you a husband, when you have to hold her hard enough , tightly to her statement did not ring you have to look strong and sturdy chest , when the arms of her little face Attached to your neck , you have to gently kiss her forehead and cheek, but do not kiss the lips !
call you a husband, each morning , and you want to Jueqi mouth said, When she was dear to you wash smelly socks, stinky pants , smelly clothes obediently said You, you become his sky and world, but you , the rest are black and white , and only you, are in color.
call you a husband, when she tears, whether it is to her mother, angry, wronged or hit me , you have to embrace her in my arms , he was She was crying , and then wiped her face, tears , and said > call you a husband, which contains too much, two people together, more then the pro 's nickname is not worth it simply the mass of the
calls out her husband , sweet in the mouth , warm in their hearts, will be wrapped in endless sweet your tender heart.
call you a husband, you have to carry hurt her, pet her , after all, she gave up the whole piece for you to follow your paradise .
call you a husband , you have to know how humble , submissive , girls are passionate , sensitive , and will therefore vexatious just want to know how much you love her , then you must know obedience, humility , tolerance , do not Quarrel with her , or she really will be sad.
call you a husband, when you have to hold her hard enough , tightly to her statement did not ring you have to look strong and sturdy chest , when the arms of her little face Attached to your neck , you have to gently kiss her forehead and cheek, but do not kiss the lips !
call you a husband, each morning , and you want to Jueqi mouth said, When she was dear to you wash smelly socks, stinky pants , smelly clothes obediently said You, you become his sky and world, but you , the rest are black and white , and only you, are in color.
call you a husband, when she tears, whether it is to her mother, angry, wronged or hit me , you have to embrace her in my arms , he was She was crying , and then wiped her face, tears , and said > call you a husband, which contains too much, two people together, more then the pro 's nickname is not worth it simply the mass of the
calls out her husband , sweet in the mouth , warm in their hearts, will be wrapped in endless sweet your tender heart.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Quotations newly released 2010 storm strength
【Know you live well, I will feel at ease. 】 【Handsome guy, you like my next boyfriend】 【aunt Hi, I'm your son's boyfriend】 【Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie】 【envy you know me so young . 】 【Recently and insomnia, 16 hours to wake up again. 】 【Uncle, help me to sign a name in the spouse field chant? 【Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. 】 【Do you have any unhappy things? Say to make us happy. 】 【Was spread you an oil, to say to you: Do not worry, there are subtle automatic, you are supposed to? - Hit his impotence, and said, loss, no sugar. I do not change into it?】 【I like I like to slow the penetration of low-key I like to conquer the step by step, little by little the instigation one day I want you to remember my name I am a sugar-coated bullets】 【he died, I remember. He was born, my heart to Huangran. 】 【If I were King, you will】 【said the post of Health of the window dressing that you know, I did it grow and you see, you can never be busy again discrete, I will do my entire life and you see that you said Lengnuanzizhi, I will do this winter to spend XIA Xue and you see, you say Loving the good old days, I will do this gilt embroidered phoenix Ukiyo-e and you. You should worry too high and cold, I will hand over the rivers and mountains, make you feel joy. 】 【If I were really good, why do not you. 】 【I want to care for an】 【grow old with you I have loved the boy with the world's most handsome in profile. 】 【Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. 】 【If the next life, do not love is the soul to deep】 【I gingerly holding a glass of wine to your beloved one he does not accidentally touch so I sprinkled the water on the】 【against someone you asking for something, smile and : What did you want to use me for?】 【life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. 】 【New Century Women: last won the hall, got under the kitchen, write the code, check drawn exception, not killing the Trojans, had turned the wall, opened afford a good car, affordable houses, Doude Guo mistress, played ...】 【over rogue has to review the entire youth are youth, but also the whole life to suspect that life?】 【If the roses are very fragrant, I would like roses. It really is very fragrant roses, well, I like the rose bouquet, but your dirty hands off the top. 】 【Please tell the prince, his aging mother is still blazing the way, there is no turning mountains, rivers have not been, not to kill the dragon, bubble guy is not dead ... ... tell him to continue to sleep!】 【Had amazing, completely, only for the various aspects of society appear small. 】 【Smile at you, purely courtesy】 【something to me, and nothing good to me】 【is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes is not the man】 【I love you, what you say is anything. I do not love you, you say you are. 】 【Someday your name will appear in my account the next show on the】 【easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent. I was finally able to smile】 【】 【remember you Do you like my thing, I allowed. 】 【Join the party? Sister I do not care!】 【】 【Tireless crash ... you say you love me? In fact ... I started ... in fact I told you ... Oh, right, in fact, I also quite like my own.】 【matter how anxious I was confused at this time, finally, I have to live the life you want. 】 【Either beat you, I told you fell out. 】 【Life so long, waiting for you What kind】 【next life a few years earlier to marry me remember. 】 【to meet you. you will not have no home】 【this life, you do not come, I do not your old】 【shore the shore, my bank is the sea?】 【You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I willing to do that you do not like. 】 【I cry, I will make you bleed. 】
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Then a bad cold, it will be OK
then a bad cold, it will be OK as long as we
write as I do the following, whether children, adults or the elderly cold, do not need to eat any drugs, can quickly cure a cold.
just have some cold symptoms, such as a physical feeling of cold or headache, dizziness, heavy head or the body's fatigue and pain, or the total flow of water nose, or throat pain would have been timely manner.
soon as possible from Western, said the virus causes the common cold virus, the virus has no cure, so you do not have to think about using medication to solve the best The most effective way is to drink a lot of warm water a day, drink several cups of warm water, the toilet a few times more, is the most effective way to discharge the virus. Such as sore throat was a little in warm water can add a little salt, a touch of warm salt water to drink that can quickly relieve throat pain.
1, discharged as soon as the incentive for a cold cold cold, cold hands and feet of the situation as long as there is definitely a cold, cold air is discharged as soon as the key to a cold. Cong Jiangsuan diet is ranked in the cold the best food, and some people like to use a few slices of ginger, add a pinch of brown sugar to boil water to drink cold, some people like to boil water to drink with a few onions sweat to cold, when cold and cough, in the brown sugar, ginger, garlic and boiled with water, add Jiban, drink can Quhan, only cough. In short, whether by Cong Jiangsuan Quhan, or eat a meal blazing hot Quhan, can increase the body heat quickly, so that the pores open, sweat excreted through the cold.
Another way is to sweating row of cold feet with warm water, the effect is equally good, by the severe cold, sipping ginger and brown sugar to water, while their feet, some bubble bucket to use and easier to sweat. Qing Ai can take 1 / 4, and threw pieces and put into barrels, brewing with boiling water of open, then add warm water foot bath, bubble to the body sweating, then drink warm water, cold as soon discharged.
2, we must ensure that adequate sleep and rest as long as there is a flu-like symptoms, and must be timely rest, which is to reduce illness, allowing the body to restore the key. General After a lot of water, drink Cong Jiangsuan warm water several times, and then sweating Quhan feet after the break as soon as possible, the next day will be able to recover the body of basic.
3, after a cold aching muscles and how to do? alpine
aching muscles that the body weight, be sure to drink a few ginger, brown sugar water, ginger can put more. Once put 6 to 8 pieces can.
4, after a cold fever how to do?
cold hands and feet to look after the heat of the temperature. Although the body temperature has exceeded the normal body temperature, but it is still cold hands and feet, indicating the body's cold is still heavy, still need to drink water, brown sugar, ginger, fever combined with 1 to 2 onions cook, help sweating. If the temperature high, cold hands and feet are no longer made, this time to stop to drink a lot of ground ginger and water to drink warm water. General fever in the night, many people do not like to drink water at night, afraid of urine, affects sleep, as long as fever, do not control the day or night, you must drink plenty of water, which is rapid cooling, rapid discharge of the most effective virus methods. When you are feeling hot, several cups of warm water to drink down, and then the urine a few times can obviously feel the body sweat easily, as long as a sweating, body temperature can be quickly reduced to normal. Then pay attention to rest, quilt cover, to prevent the cold.
5, the day after a cold treatment is critical.
general after the previous day's emergency Quhan, sweating, polyuria approach, the basic body the next day will be able to return to normal, but the body weaker, the day of the treatment is very important, whether the problem related to the rebound. First look at the tongue, if the tongue is still white, brown sugar, ginger, and then again the day of consolidating the water, while still drink plenty of warm water. Second, the diet is the key, the day light-based diet, you can eat eggs, pork and all kinds of levels of vegetables, not fish, shrimp and other food lit, do not eat yams and other food tonic , after eating these foods, especially children, will be hot. Third, this day of rest is also very important, do not be too tired.
if the next day the body was obviously tired, weak, can eat eel, tonic and do not get angry, at this time can only burn braised eel eel or spoil the broth, do not add ginger and onion, put only a small amount of garlic seasoning on it. Adults can eat angelica powder, twice a day, a half a teaspoon or the amount of slightly more than usual, will soon resume in the body!
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write as I do the following, whether children, adults or the elderly cold, do not need to eat any drugs, can quickly cure a cold.
just have some cold symptoms, such as a physical feeling of cold or headache, dizziness, heavy head or the body's fatigue and pain, or the total flow of water nose, or throat pain would have been timely manner.
soon as possible from Western, said the virus causes the common cold virus, the virus has no cure, so you do not have to think about using medication to solve the best The most effective way is to drink a lot of warm water a day, drink several cups of warm water, the toilet a few times more, is the most effective way to discharge the virus. Such as sore throat was a little in warm water can add a little salt, a touch of warm salt water to drink that can quickly relieve throat pain.
1, discharged as soon as the incentive for a cold cold cold, cold hands and feet of the situation as long as there is definitely a cold, cold air is discharged as soon as the key to a cold. Cong Jiangsuan diet is ranked in the cold the best food, and some people like to use a few slices of ginger, add a pinch of brown sugar to boil water to drink cold, some people like to boil water to drink with a few onions sweat to cold, when cold and cough, in the brown sugar, ginger, garlic and boiled with water, add Jiban, drink can Quhan, only cough. In short, whether by Cong Jiangsuan Quhan, or eat a meal blazing hot Quhan, can increase the body heat quickly, so that the pores open, sweat excreted through the cold.
Another way is to sweating row of cold feet with warm water, the effect is equally good, by the severe cold, sipping ginger and brown sugar to water, while their feet, some bubble bucket to use and easier to sweat. Qing Ai can take 1 / 4, and threw pieces and put into barrels, brewing with boiling water of open, then add warm water foot bath, bubble to the body sweating, then drink warm water, cold as soon discharged.
2, we must ensure that adequate sleep and rest as long as there is a flu-like symptoms, and must be timely rest, which is to reduce illness, allowing the body to restore the key. General After a lot of water, drink Cong Jiangsuan warm water several times, and then sweating Quhan feet after the break as soon as possible, the next day will be able to recover the body of basic.
3, after a cold aching muscles and how to do? alpine
aching muscles that the body weight, be sure to drink a few ginger, brown sugar water, ginger can put more. Once put 6 to 8 pieces can.
4, after a cold fever how to do?
cold hands and feet to look after the heat of the temperature. Although the body temperature has exceeded the normal body temperature, but it is still cold hands and feet, indicating the body's cold is still heavy, still need to drink water, brown sugar, ginger, fever combined with 1 to 2 onions cook, help sweating. If the temperature high, cold hands and feet are no longer made, this time to stop to drink a lot of ground ginger and water to drink warm water. General fever in the night, many people do not like to drink water at night, afraid of urine, affects sleep, as long as fever, do not control the day or night, you must drink plenty of water, which is rapid cooling, rapid discharge of the most effective virus methods. When you are feeling hot, several cups of warm water to drink down, and then the urine a few times can obviously feel the body sweat easily, as long as a sweating, body temperature can be quickly reduced to normal. Then pay attention to rest, quilt cover, to prevent the cold.
5, the day after a cold treatment is critical.
general after the previous day's emergency Quhan, sweating, polyuria approach, the basic body the next day will be able to return to normal, but the body weaker, the day of the treatment is very important, whether the problem related to the rebound. First look at the tongue, if the tongue is still white, brown sugar, ginger, and then again the day of consolidating the water, while still drink plenty of warm water. Second, the diet is the key, the day light-based diet, you can eat eggs, pork and all kinds of levels of vegetables, not fish, shrimp and other food lit, do not eat yams and other food tonic , after eating these foods, especially children, will be hot. Third, this day of rest is also very important, do not be too tired.
if the next day the body was obviously tired, weak, can eat eel, tonic and do not get angry, at this time can only burn braised eel eel or spoil the broth, do not add ginger and onion, put only a small amount of garlic seasoning on it. Adults can eat angelica powder, twice a day, a half a teaspoon or the amount of slightly more than usual, will soon resume in the body!
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Monday, April 25, 2011
Jackie Chan is my president
set copy :
Name: Jackie Chan
English : Jackie Chan
whose real name : Chan Kong-sang , the Housing Sloan ; (indefinite )
stage name: Yuan Building
Birthplace: Wuhu, Anhui, Shandong, (Indefinite )
Hometown : Hong Kong
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Zodiac: Horse
Constellation : Aries
blood type : AB
Height : 174cm
Weight : 63kg
Hobbies: Automotive , Jogging
the most recognized action star : Michelle Yeoh
Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin
Family: Wife: Lin Feng ; son : Housing Ancestral name.
Company: Rock Records , Golden Harvest Films
best lessons : Kung Fu
worst homework : Math
Pros: Love the work
favorite colors: white, apricot
Name: Jackie Chan
English : Jackie Chan
whose real name : Chan Kong-sang , the Housing Sloan ; (indefinite )
stage name: Yuan Building
Birthplace: Wuhu, Anhui, Shandong, (Indefinite )
Hometown : Hong Kong
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Zodiac: Horse
Constellation : Aries
blood type : AB
Height : 174cm
Weight : 63kg
Hobbies: Automotive , Jogging
the most recognized action star : Michelle Yeoh
Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin
Family: Wife: Lin Feng ; son : Housing Ancestral name.
Company: Rock Records , Golden Harvest Films
best lessons : Kung Fu
worst homework : Math
Pros: Love the work
favorite colors: white, apricot
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Cherish the fate (Qing Hai)
We have a big crowd came together
fate is so opportunities do not
some things belong to you < br>
to refuse or stop whatever you
ultimately belongs to you and those who do not belong to you
< br> Even if you go to deliberately force does not help
fate
the world have been more beautiful
fate is the impact of mind among people
you disappointed when you lost ;
is the fate of your heart warm
soothe your broken heart
that allows you to see want to see the beautiful
let you get back up
fate is so divine
as part of your share of the edge comes
to be good enough for us to take hold of this treasure
edge
it forever etched in the hearts of
fate only because there is no afterlife life
fate is so opportunities do not
some things belong to you < br>
to refuse or stop whatever you
ultimately belongs to you and those who do not belong to you
< br> Even if you go to deliberately force does not help
fate
the world have been more beautiful
fate is the impact of mind among people
you disappointed when you lost ;
is the fate of your heart warm
soothe your broken heart
that allows you to see want to see the beautiful
let you get back up
fate is so divine
as part of your share of the edge comes
to be good enough for us to take hold of this treasure
edge
it forever etched in the hearts of
fate only because there is no afterlife life
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Nine women to intimate love advice
First, the investment too soon
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Saw you getting scared about the Kentucky Fried Chicken !
For the next generation of the motherland , be sure to read the reprint ! ! Xie ~The following is the full article cousin sent me a friend in Hong Kong. I read later. ... God shaking the whole body to fight the cold how could such a thing .. ah .... good halo .. speechless We all see it together .. ... see you later still dare to KFC or M ...
one of my friend's father is a senior Bank of China, a city leader, He and some co-operation between the United States, the relationship KFC, a high-level exchange of visits between the leadership of my friend's father had the honor to visit the KFC chicken factory, that is a serious and secure place outside, no one can casually into the. day My friend and I are also on the self-study, friends, his father suddenly received a phone call from overseas from the United States calls, His father, after coming back from a trip specifically to our school, me and chat with their father, but also fortunate enough to hear inside the KFC chicken factory!
**** the whole body of each tube of chicken , a chicken from hatching to the time the chicken was finished two weeks. tube is hormone lose them ah! each chickens no hair, as we have seen disembowelling chickens after the hair pulling End a kind!
friends, you know we are there to eat KFC chicken legs and wings is the largest, almost all legs and wings , you think, where do so many legs and wings, which the other parts are gone? almost every chicken wings who have 4-5 ,3-4 legs. I really have been out of anger . KFC departments and regions, which looked at the city's brand, I am silent ... ... ... ...
friends can go to Kentucky to look inside, in which what people are eating, you will not see foreigners, all Chinese people ah. In particular, China's children and more, these hormone has been plagued in the normal development of the Chinese minors. His own invention, something foreigners do not like to eat, intelligent Chinese people, ah, we all think this is why? ? ?
said, no matter the Western Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or other fast-food chain, in the Chinese market in order to create Chinese people like the taste of formula, as a business development focus. The other is the research and development of the body to grow a chicken more than chicken wings and multi-hormone birth technology only.
now been able to birth to 6 6 chicken wings, but because it is for Chinese consumers - the world's blind ignorance of the consumer, so the only extensive hormonal formula feeding, it often has a chicken body of a 3-legged three wings, or four, five, six, and so forth.
over the chicken wings and chicken legs cut off transportation to the Chinese market, other parts of the body reduced to feed. Now we have business in order to reduce costs and produce better economic benefits, the vast majority of this body processed into chicken chicken willow, are also dumping transport to the Chinese market, thus generating substantial economic profits. Foreigners get a great profit, we people's health and the health of future generations has been greatly hurt!
Why are the children are more obese, that is, they contain a lot of eating junk food foreign hormones ah!
whether patriotic Chinese, or the patriotic sense of apathy of the Chinese people, the total will certainly be for their children's health to consider it! Refused to Western fast food! ! !
for their own children, but also to the motherland tomorrow, please vigorously reproduced!!
one of my friend's father is a senior Bank of China, a city leader, He and some co-operation between the United States, the relationship KFC, a high-level exchange of visits between the leadership of my friend's father had the honor to visit the KFC chicken factory, that is a serious and secure place outside, no one can casually into the. day My friend and I are also on the self-study, friends, his father suddenly received a phone call from overseas from the United States calls, His father, after coming back from a trip specifically to our school, me and chat with their father, but also fortunate enough to hear inside the KFC chicken factory!
**** the whole body of each tube of chicken , a chicken from hatching to the time the chicken was finished two weeks. tube is hormone lose them ah! each chickens no hair, as we have seen disembowelling chickens after the hair pulling End a kind!
friends, you know we are there to eat KFC chicken legs and wings is the largest, almost all legs and wings , you think, where do so many legs and wings, which the other parts are gone? almost every chicken wings who have 4-5 ,3-4 legs. I really have been out of anger . KFC departments and regions, which looked at the city's brand, I am silent ... ... ... ...
friends can go to Kentucky to look inside, in which what people are eating, you will not see foreigners, all Chinese people ah. In particular, China's children and more, these hormone has been plagued in the normal development of the Chinese minors. His own invention, something foreigners do not like to eat, intelligent Chinese people, ah, we all think this is why? ? ?
said, no matter the Western Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or other fast-food chain, in the Chinese market in order to create Chinese people like the taste of formula, as a business development focus. The other is the research and development of the body to grow a chicken more than chicken wings and multi-hormone birth technology only.
now been able to birth to 6 6 chicken wings, but because it is for Chinese consumers - the world's blind ignorance of the consumer, so the only extensive hormonal formula feeding, it often has a chicken body of a 3-legged three wings, or four, five, six, and so forth.
over the chicken wings and chicken legs cut off transportation to the Chinese market, other parts of the body reduced to feed. Now we have business in order to reduce costs and produce better economic benefits, the vast majority of this body processed into chicken chicken willow, are also dumping transport to the Chinese market, thus generating substantial economic profits. Foreigners get a great profit, we people's health and the health of future generations has been greatly hurt!
Why are the children are more obese, that is, they contain a lot of eating junk food foreign hormones ah!
whether patriotic Chinese, or the patriotic sense of apathy of the Chinese people, the total will certainly be for their children's health to consider it! Refused to Western fast food! ! !
for their own children, but also to the motherland tomorrow, please vigorously reproduced!!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Confessions of Scorpio
Scorpio not good with words. If you feel your third favorite Scorpio, in fact, there will be five; fifth if you can feel, in fact, there will be seven. Scorpio is not frank expression of feelings will fade, it will suppress their emotions. Aesthetic super love all the good things. Such as the dudes and babes, but just enjoyment, as a work of art. Super may be able to, such as a person to see clearly, but would not meet. Example, who clearly want to know the news, but it does not ask. Except do not want to endure. Send text messages do not love, not love called lazy one. People on the special exception.
strong self-esteem! Stronger than money, better than the cause, but also stronger than love. Scorpio's love takes time. Will like a lot of people, it is difficult to love a person. Like the steady and the feelings of the warm trickle, a long long time. Do not like to make a decision, how all the small things casual line, not the so-called. Big things like to listen to the views of friends, if you are Scorpio can trust, they will ask your opinion, you need to do is analyze their own decision Scorpio will do, if they feel that your analysis makes sense in my heart Sato, feasible to adopt, if the Scorpio has its own ideas, even if the whole world under a decision against the possibility of almost no change, insists, in fact, acting more or less some intuitive, but the Scorpio instincts of most of the time quite a quasi- .
Scorpio who likes fighting and bickering you like, but would not say out loud will not quarrel or fight, you want to be noisy, Scorpio will only be turned away people. Scorpio are eloquent eloquence, can be misunderstood when someone does not love an explanation. Do not ask why, just do not love an explanation.
cool down it is easy to Scorpio, Scorpio, whether male or female Scorpio, and regardless of the opposite sex or same sex, as long as you needed to blow off Johnson said two soft words, Guarantee Scorpio will not have temper. Do not be lost in the Scorpio person in front of inferiority, or care, because the Scorpio will not care. Scorpio is a shame that sometimes a cute performance. Scorpio does not like the others mentioned requirements. Requirements of the friends that are not mentioned. If you put the request on behalf of your love and trust is unusual, but even then trust a person, Scorpio and rarely asking for anything.
For lovers of the past, the past is the past, Scorpio care about is the open now. Similarly, the Scorpio will not stay on an emotional life in the now, do not allow my heart and eyes like dead people compare, because he would tell myself, now love is the best. Similarly, the Scorpio love the dead, it is absolutely impossible to rekindle the fire of love. Scorpius jealous when reticent, not clear about. Scorpio is just a little bit you will find a man sulking gas toot, talked a little strange tone of yin and yang, nature would not face looked quite exciting. Few said that commitment, once the state will perform; seldom say
methodical Scorpio will rarely lose control very difficult, and few make Scorpio emotional control, if there is to see the heavy things or people. Time is not long out of control, is a few seconds shorter, is a few minutes longer. And soon will restore the previous calm and cool. Self-regulation is still pretty strong.
If two people love each other, Scorpio feel their presence or hinder the future development of the other party, will choose to automatically leave. Love love you, so willing, willing to make you more happy place to fly. Love love you, so like, not catching up to you, happy place to go flying. Scorpio is very easy to get rid of, just give a reason, even if you come prepared. Whatever the reason is true, but you personally speak out, Scorpio will leave, because it is used for you to convince yourself Scorpio reasons.
Scorpio will not dwell, do not beg for love, love will not be charity. Scorpio unusual love stronger. Scorpio lovers believe that breaking up can still be friends, as long as the other party is willing, I hope you are well. If you've loved, hated, do not take it.
find a simple and do not think that after the Scorpio to do not understand anything stupid, big things can still be more intelligent than you, more assertive, more knowledgeable. Scorpio do not you think smart, they are not the reckoning of the people; Scorpio did you think of the foolish, they are plenty of great wisdom.
by Scorpio love is happy, they will live for you.
strong self-esteem! Stronger than money, better than the cause, but also stronger than love. Scorpio's love takes time. Will like a lot of people, it is difficult to love a person. Like the steady and the feelings of the warm trickle, a long long time. Do not like to make a decision, how all the small things casual line, not the so-called. Big things like to listen to the views of friends, if you are Scorpio can trust, they will ask your opinion, you need to do is analyze their own decision Scorpio will do, if they feel that your analysis makes sense in my heart Sato, feasible to adopt, if the Scorpio has its own ideas, even if the whole world under a decision against the possibility of almost no change, insists, in fact, acting more or less some intuitive, but the Scorpio instincts of most of the time quite a quasi- .
Scorpio who likes fighting and bickering you like, but would not say out loud will not quarrel or fight, you want to be noisy, Scorpio will only be turned away people. Scorpio are eloquent eloquence, can be misunderstood when someone does not love an explanation. Do not ask why, just do not love an explanation.
cool down it is easy to Scorpio, Scorpio, whether male or female Scorpio, and regardless of the opposite sex or same sex, as long as you needed to blow off Johnson said two soft words, Guarantee Scorpio will not have temper. Do not be lost in the Scorpio person in front of inferiority, or care, because the Scorpio will not care. Scorpio is a shame that sometimes a cute performance. Scorpio does not like the others mentioned requirements. Requirements of the friends that are not mentioned. If you put the request on behalf of your love and trust is unusual, but even then trust a person, Scorpio and rarely asking for anything.
For lovers of the past, the past is the past, Scorpio care about is the open now. Similarly, the Scorpio will not stay on an emotional life in the now, do not allow my heart and eyes like dead people compare, because he would tell myself, now love is the best. Similarly, the Scorpio love the dead, it is absolutely impossible to rekindle the fire of love. Scorpius jealous when reticent, not clear about. Scorpio is just a little bit you will find a man sulking gas toot, talked a little strange tone of yin and yang, nature would not face looked quite exciting. Few said that commitment, once the state will perform; seldom say
methodical Scorpio will rarely lose control very difficult, and few make Scorpio emotional control, if there is to see the heavy things or people. Time is not long out of control, is a few seconds shorter, is a few minutes longer. And soon will restore the previous calm and cool. Self-regulation is still pretty strong.
If two people love each other, Scorpio feel their presence or hinder the future development of the other party, will choose to automatically leave. Love love you, so willing, willing to make you more happy place to fly. Love love you, so like, not catching up to you, happy place to go flying. Scorpio is very easy to get rid of, just give a reason, even if you come prepared. Whatever the reason is true, but you personally speak out, Scorpio will leave, because it is used for you to convince yourself Scorpio reasons.
Scorpio will not dwell, do not beg for love, love will not be charity. Scorpio unusual love stronger. Scorpio lovers believe that breaking up can still be friends, as long as the other party is willing, I hope you are well. If you've loved, hated, do not take it.
find a simple and do not think that after the Scorpio to do not understand anything stupid, big things can still be more intelligent than you, more assertive, more knowledgeable. Scorpio do not you think smart, they are not the reckoning of the people; Scorpio did you think of the foolish, they are plenty of great wisdom.
by Scorpio love is happy, they will live for you.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Individuals to open the company's processes, that we will all need it
Individuals to open the company's processes,
need it later for a select company in the form of:
ordinary limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 3 million, you need two (or more) shareholders, starting from January 2006 the new Company Law to allow a shareholder registered limited liability company, limited liability companies in this special called license will be marked
If you and your friends, family, venture partner, choose an ordinary Co., Ltd., the minimum registered capital of 3 million; if only you as a shareholder, then select a limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 10 million .
Second, the registered company steps:
1. nuclear Name: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to obtain a Office Internet (Trade and Industry Bureau within the network) whether to retrieve the same name, if not the same name, you can use this name, you issued a This step of the fee is 30 yuan. (30 per 5 can help you retrieve the name, many names repeat, so the common name generally tried to do, so wasting the money)
2. Renters: a special office to rent an office, if you have your own plant or office can, and some local residents are not allowed in the building office. After signing a rental contract to rent and let the landlord a copy of real estate license. After signing a rental contract
good, but also to the Inland Revenue Department to buy the stamp duty, according to one thousandth of the rate of annual rent to buy, such as your rent is 1 million per year, then buy 10 dollars of stamp duty, paste In the rent contract home, followed by those who need a place to use the rent contract, stamp duty needs to be posted copies of the contract.
3. preparation of the The last charter signed by all shareholders.
4. inscribed signet: go to the street where carved engraving of a signet, engraved corporate signet told them (the square). Costs about 20 yuan.
5. to the accounting firm to receive the If you are unsure, you can read the newspaper classified ads, there are many accounting firms in the ad.
6. to open a company bank account verification: to bring their shares to all shareholders that portion of the money to the bank, bring the Articles of Association, Business Council on the nuclear Name notice, the legal representative of the personal seal, identity card for the verification of the money, sign a blank letter of inquiry form to the bank to open a company account, you tell the bank is open to verification households. Good company to open an account, each of the shareholders according to their contribution to the company account into the appropriate money.
bank payment slips will be issued to each shareholder and cover letter in consultation banks levy chapter.
Note: Companies Act, registered companies, investors (shareholders) must pay the full amount of the capital, can the form of credit money (that is RMB) investment, can also be in kind (such as cars), real estate, intellectual property and other funding. To the bank to do this part only monetary contribution, if you have real, and real estate as investment, accounting firms need to identify the value of the real value of its investment and then, more trouble, so I suggest you take the money directly invested, the company No matter what method you use means the money is there, whether you own, borrow, whether you, as long as money can be shown with paid-up capital.
7. capital verification report: the shareholders holding a demand note issued by the bank, the bank levy consultation after the letter sealed, and articles of association, nuclear Name notice, the rent contract, real estate license copy to the CPA The capital verification report. General costs 500 yuan (50 million or less registered capital).
8. registered company: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to take the company establishment and registration of various forms, including the establishment registration application form, the shareholders (promoters) List, Managing Director of Supervision cases, the legal representative of the registration form, the designated representative or delegate Agents Registration Form. Completed, together with the nucleus were notified, the company charter, rental contracts, real estate certificate, together with the capital verification report to the Trade and Industry Bureau. About 3 working days to obtain a license. This cost about 300 yuan.
9. With the business license to the Public Security Bureau designated the engraving community, to carved seals, financial chapter. Back steps, need to use the seal or financial chapter.
10. for Enterprise Code Certificate: With the business license to the Bureau of Technical Supervision for the organization code certificate, which costs 80 yuan. This card needs to do two weeks, and Technical Supervision will first send a pre-accepted code documents can be handled by the file back to the tax registration certificate, basic bank account opening formalities.
11. to open a basic bank account: With the business license, organization code certificate to open a basic bank account. It is best when the original capital verification that the bank to apply for the same network, otherwise, they will receive 100 yuan more than the capital verification account charges.
open a basic account needs to fill out many tables, you'd better bring along all the things to bring, or else run many times, including the original copy of the original business license, identity card, organization code certificate, public financial seal and legal chapter.
open a basic account, you also need to purchase a password device (from the second half of 2005, most banks have this requirement), the password requires 280. The future of your company checks, transfer money, will need to use a password to generate the password.
12. for tax registration: obtain a license, 30 days to apply for the local Inland Revenue tax registration certificate. Companies generally need to apply for two kinds of tax registration certificate, the National and Local. The cost is 40 yuan, 80 yuan.
handle tax registration certificate, there must be an accounting, because the information required by the Inland Revenue Department where there is an accounting qualification certificates and ID cards. You can call a part-time accounting, small companies started a part-time accountant general, please pay 200 yuan on it.
13. apply for purchase of invoices: If your company is the sale of goods, should be to apply to the tax invoice, if the service company, is to apply for land tax invoices.
finally open for business. Note to the tax returns on time each month tax Oh, do not pay taxes even if no business, but also a zero return, otherwise it will be fine.
There are two points you may be concerned about:
1. the company must establish a sound accounting system, you may worry that they will not, how do? Started up companies, small businesses, the accounting workload is very small, you can ask a part-time accountant, to your company each month to help you Jianzhang, two, three days is enough to give him 200 - wages to about 500.
2. Corporation tax:
Sales Tax: Sales of goods the company, the amount invoiced by the levy of 4% VAT; provider of services, according to the invoiced amount of 5% business tax.
income tax: levied on corporate net profit 18-33% of the corporate income tax. The profits of small companies, small, generally 18%. The enterprise income tax, do account is very important, if your profit on the books a lot, and that rate is high. Therefore, the usual purchase of equipment to be invoiced, you eat, the car seats are left up, can be used as the operating costs of your business.
the difference between two kinds of taxes: sales tax is a sales tax, whether you make no money, only in the event the transaction, the invoice, it is necessary taxation; income tax, profit tax is the profit that is revenue remaining after deducting all costs money, and only made money, will levy income tax.
there are many other kinds of taxes, but did not have much money, mainly two kinds of the above, especially the income tax is very high.
need it later for a select company in the form of:
ordinary limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 3 million, you need two (or more) shareholders, starting from January 2006 the new Company Law to allow a shareholder registered limited liability company, limited liability companies in this special called license will be marked
If you and your friends, family, venture partner, choose an ordinary Co., Ltd., the minimum registered capital of 3 million; if only you as a shareholder, then select a limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 10 million .
Second, the registered company steps:
1. nuclear Name: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to obtain a Office Internet (Trade and Industry Bureau within the network) whether to retrieve the same name, if not the same name, you can use this name, you issued a This step of the fee is 30 yuan. (30 per 5 can help you retrieve the name, many names repeat, so the common name generally tried to do, so wasting the money)
2. Renters: a special office to rent an office, if you have your own plant or office can, and some local residents are not allowed in the building office. After signing a rental contract to rent and let the landlord a copy of real estate license. After signing a rental contract
good, but also to the Inland Revenue Department to buy the stamp duty, according to one thousandth of the rate of annual rent to buy, such as your rent is 1 million per year, then buy 10 dollars of stamp duty, paste In the rent contract home, followed by those who need a place to use the rent contract, stamp duty needs to be posted copies of the contract.
3. preparation of the The last charter signed by all shareholders.
4. inscribed signet: go to the street where carved engraving of a signet, engraved corporate signet told them (the square). Costs about 20 yuan.
5. to the accounting firm to receive the If you are unsure, you can read the newspaper classified ads, there are many accounting firms in the ad.
6. to open a company bank account verification: to bring their shares to all shareholders that portion of the money to the bank, bring the Articles of Association, Business Council on the nuclear Name notice, the legal representative of the personal seal, identity card for the verification of the money, sign a blank letter of inquiry form to the bank to open a company account, you tell the bank is open to verification households. Good company to open an account, each of the shareholders according to their contribution to the company account into the appropriate money.
bank payment slips will be issued to each shareholder and cover letter in consultation banks levy chapter.
Note: Companies Act, registered companies, investors (shareholders) must pay the full amount of the capital, can the form of credit money (that is RMB) investment, can also be in kind (such as cars), real estate, intellectual property and other funding. To the bank to do this part only monetary contribution, if you have real, and real estate as investment, accounting firms need to identify the value of the real value of its investment and then, more trouble, so I suggest you take the money directly invested, the company No matter what method you use means the money is there, whether you own, borrow, whether you, as long as money can be shown with paid-up capital.
7. capital verification report: the shareholders holding a demand note issued by the bank, the bank levy consultation after the letter sealed, and articles of association, nuclear Name notice, the rent contract, real estate license copy to the CPA The capital verification report. General costs 500 yuan (50 million or less registered capital).
8. registered company: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to take the company establishment and registration of various forms, including the establishment registration application form, the shareholders (promoters) List, Managing Director of Supervision cases, the legal representative of the registration form, the designated representative or delegate Agents Registration Form. Completed, together with the nucleus were notified, the company charter, rental contracts, real estate certificate, together with the capital verification report to the Trade and Industry Bureau. About 3 working days to obtain a license. This cost about 300 yuan.
9. With the business license to the Public Security Bureau designated the engraving community, to carved seals, financial chapter. Back steps, need to use the seal or financial chapter.
10. for Enterprise Code Certificate: With the business license to the Bureau of Technical Supervision for the organization code certificate, which costs 80 yuan. This card needs to do two weeks, and Technical Supervision will first send a pre-accepted code documents can be handled by the file back to the tax registration certificate, basic bank account opening formalities.
11. to open a basic bank account: With the business license, organization code certificate to open a basic bank account. It is best when the original capital verification that the bank to apply for the same network, otherwise, they will receive 100 yuan more than the capital verification account charges.
open a basic account needs to fill out many tables, you'd better bring along all the things to bring, or else run many times, including the original copy of the original business license, identity card, organization code certificate, public financial seal and legal chapter.
open a basic account, you also need to purchase a password device (from the second half of 2005, most banks have this requirement), the password requires 280. The future of your company checks, transfer money, will need to use a password to generate the password.
12. for tax registration: obtain a license, 30 days to apply for the local Inland Revenue tax registration certificate. Companies generally need to apply for two kinds of tax registration certificate, the National and Local. The cost is 40 yuan, 80 yuan.
handle tax registration certificate, there must be an accounting, because the information required by the Inland Revenue Department where there is an accounting qualification certificates and ID cards. You can call a part-time accounting, small companies started a part-time accountant general, please pay 200 yuan on it.
13. apply for purchase of invoices: If your company is the sale of goods, should be to apply to the tax invoice, if the service company, is to apply for land tax invoices.
finally open for business. Note to the tax returns on time each month tax Oh, do not pay taxes even if no business, but also a zero return, otherwise it will be fine.
There are two points you may be concerned about:
1. the company must establish a sound accounting system, you may worry that they will not, how do? Started up companies, small businesses, the accounting workload is very small, you can ask a part-time accountant, to your company each month to help you Jianzhang, two, three days is enough to give him 200 - wages to about 500.
2. Corporation tax:
Sales Tax: Sales of goods the company, the amount invoiced by the levy of 4% VAT; provider of services, according to the invoiced amount of 5% business tax.
income tax: levied on corporate net profit 18-33% of the corporate income tax. The profits of small companies, small, generally 18%. The enterprise income tax, do account is very important, if your profit on the books a lot, and that rate is high. Therefore, the usual purchase of equipment to be invoiced, you eat, the car seats are left up, can be used as the operating costs of your business.
the difference between two kinds of taxes: sales tax is a sales tax, whether you make no money, only in the event the transaction, the invoice, it is necessary taxation; income tax, profit tax is the profit that is revenue remaining after deducting all costs money, and only made money, will levy income tax.
there are many other kinds of taxes, but did not have much money, mainly two kinds of the above, especially the income tax is very high.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil , take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes .
I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Yeah too spectacular style by National Day parade was spectacular, come to my space reprint it, China recorded net: Call for an unforgettable voice, China. Recording, voice recording, please get the Chinese network.
Day parade wonderful pictures. the first finger moving to their own space reserved appreciate it
; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
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This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy reproduced below in blue, or log title. QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel great motherland! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
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country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy the following blue reproduced word QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel of the motherland great! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Photo Gallery latest National Day military parade, to make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China.
Day parade wonderful pictures. the first finger moving to their own space reserved appreciate it
; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy reproduced below in blue, or log title. QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel great motherland! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China
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country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy the following blue reproduced word QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel of the motherland great! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Photo Gallery latest National Day military parade, to make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Building personal influence
Create attractive professional managers is not only the wisdom of his keen insight, more important is his character. Leadership is essentially Is the impact of being leader of the process , a key to successful leadership has extraordinary influence in order to more effectively influence and change are affected by psychological and behavior. Individual character is the main this influence Sources. A true leader can get people the support and love , depends largely on the cultivation of his character ; same time, a good character to get people's identity, thus endowing him with the appropriate authority; only good Good character in order to attract people to imitate and identify with , making it easier to form a team or organization's integrity, leadership becomes effective . Personal moral character and personality that contains two aspects, which is the main personal charm to Source. Rich professional knowledge and good personal charm and eloquence is an indispensable condition, of course , excellent professional managers will establish and maintain good personal image, a charming professional managers were not good One image is unthinkable.
Yang Lan said , very classic!
Man's face is not handsome, but in years of accumulated wisdom and calm.
2. hard, too comfortable life; comfortable, had a hard day.
3. Marriage requires another outside the bonds of love, is not the most robust of a child, not money, but about the spirit of common development, it is a partnership. Time in the most helpless and weak, in the most depressed and lackluster, there he (she) hold up your chin, straighten your spine, the command you be strong and stay with you about the fate of a common subject. At that time, the feelings between you but love, and utter devotion of loyalty, never betray a tacit understanding, and kindness Mingxinkegu.
4. I have often asked the secret of success, in fact, there are only three: first, self-confidence and his letter; second encounter unfair things are right frame of mind; third, first, to create for others, to establish a good the interpersonal atmosphere. Even if a scientist today to the results, a person can not be fully arranged, more and more important in today's individual labor, cooperation particularly valuable. Of course, the key to the success of each person is different, if you are a timid person, the key to success is courage, if you are an adventurous person, the key to success may be widely Nabokov made, I still believe, face the past We must ask why, and the future, we should ask why not?
5. I want to give you a word, good woman is no good end, unless you find a good husband.
6. What makes us continue to move on after the disappointment? Is called
7. sometimes teasing fate lies in the fact you have been hesitant, until finally determined, the time has come to a curtain call.
8. you can not succeed, but you can not grow. Some may hinder your success, but no one will stop you grow.
9 .. reality is always less than perfect, so hope is like a gamble. Lost very painful, it would rather not pursue it?
10.
11. young, when you begin to get too easy, you think that is the result of my efforts, only turning back, more mature when you are gone you may find that many people are actually holding you.
12. is such a noisy time, your mood depends on your voice heard today from the direction. The face of the era of massive information, and sometimes you will not help to find all the sounds right about face, no choice will drown you, so you can not figure out exactly how your mood.
13. In my opinion the toughest ties of marriage, not children, not money, but to grow spiritually. Love is sometimes a loyalty, not only that this person is very ill, or he broke you still with him. There is another, and when he feel very confused, very painful, and even angry at your body, you still know he loves you. I experienced a lot of confusion, but my husband Wu belongs to the kind of special sense of obligation, no matter how you like, I'll go with you together. These forces are very powerful. When you walk through that period of time, turn around and you will be particularly grateful to that person.
14. full of wise words, I am very grateful.
15. these children have lost their mother, but can not lose maternal love, long life in post-disaster reconstruction, education, psychological counseling and other aspects, to help them grow up healthily. I especially hope that this action was the participation of more female friends, to the loss of his mother sent the children motherly love.
16. I remember that I graduated from college in 1990, when we are playing with a manual typewriter paper. Later, a graduate student gave me a 286 computer. On one occasion, but also play paper, hit three or four o'clock in the morning when, crash, and the content did not save, I started to cry, this article the next day to pay, and something written in front could not remember. To the end of that time felt the same, but still re-written to wipe away the tears. This experience is very valuable for me. I always feel like I do now thanks to my willpower, I will not admit defeat, at this point, I feel I am successful.
17. Life is far from certain, as I take a hot air balloon experience. Hot air balloon operator can do is adjust the height of the balloon to capture a different direction, and the specific routes and placement of the balloon to dignity. This is exactly the charm of a hot air balloon: there is the possibility of control, but also retains the uncertainty, so any precise set of flight than are more exciting. In fact, the pleasure of life, too, all in between this set and the uncertainty, you never know how successful or not, enjoy the process is most important.
18. Whether it is
Lan classic quotations: make friends with the thinking.
one: to develop reading habits
in the process of interaction with others, conversation and self-cultivation is to conquer others. Like reading the girl, she must be silent and have a good attitude, must speak correctly and elegantly intellectual export woman.
II: a taste
taste is a person to see things in the attitude, the same thing, different people look different the next version will appear. In some extent, a person's taste and her temperament is complementary, depending on the level of quality in daily life of a girl on the discovery of new things.
Third: To try to discover the beauty of life do not always remind myself
encounter misfortune, to know in this world than you have a lot of people, unfortunately, as long as they looked up to see the sun is lucky, advertised himself as a man what kind, she can only live in their own hearts to set their own prison, only the positive sentiment will make life better, that tomorrow will be better than today, if you worked hard society must be fair, do not complain about life, or you can prove that no real effort.
four: the excellent and thoughtful person with friends
to begin a purpose to choose friends and social contacts in the very important, do not make friends easily, but make friends, you will be on They pay a sincere, good or bad you people, others are clearly visible. With their own faith with those who thought it best to make friends!
five: the bubble away from the television drama
Prince Charming and Cinderella are all life long for a boy or girl, it does not really exist, and girls should not indulge in this build false fairy tale atmosphere, it will allow them to directly influence their outlook on life and values, like get rich overnight, or in life there may be destitute, and no love and affection, as the film and will never be cruel.
Six:
learn patience and tolerance because there may be some time because you care about to make you lose self-esteem, to be blamed for uneducated women. Good friendly people who smile, that is able to shame the other side, and can leave a generous and considerate to others a good impression. Patience is not weakness, nor is Shangzi Zun, but tolerant United States. Life will encounter a lot of unfair things that you will encounter many people who can not accept, we can not try to change others, very angry with the behavior of loudly accusing others, it is better to understand the mentality to each other With a smile, no one person will not hurt a good person.
seven: a healthy mind, body
focus on their own body is the most important, I believe everyone knows, but when done really is not a simple matter. Twenties girl has been in the diet should start to pay attention.
Eight: Let beauty be your capital
at the appropriate time to hold enough of your beautiful voice. Good looks are not every girl has, let your good looks to become the capital, when needed with the use of it and it can open a lot of difficulties in your life, although sometimes people say that girls are beautiful vase However, if placed in a vase right place, it is art. Has a beautiful appearance but also has the inherent wisdom of women is excellent.
Nine: left any one man, you are alive and well
who can grasp the feeling things are not won, and why to be a man and let yourself in an unpleasant mood as well? One does not know how to appreciate your man, you are not eligible sad sad for him, every girl is beautiful, she was waiting for a man who appeared to understand her, a man of the left, can only say that a man who understands you has not yet appeared, a man not a girl full of life.
once I thought I left him I could not live, then I asked myself a hundred times: to leave him, I can not live? Results One hundred twenty times the answer is: I will live well. The girls do not trample on their own, do not think that compromises will be able to return a man's love, love is beautiful, the girls are beautiful, and no desecration of a man! Appreciate you leave the men do not understand, this is the most magnificent turn, though unwilling, but it hurts, but so have no energy to operate your work or study.
Ten: with financial motivation, learning investments to business
twenties girl, we must learn to financial management, no matter how much your income now, we must plan a future for you, the wise woman should know how to spend money, it is still an art.
XI: Love and marriage is jointly owned
girl to the twenties, we must face the pressure of the marriage, and some people will say Love and marriage are two different things, a man married woman is able to live together , not necessarily their true love, a woman to marry is to give yourself a warm and comfortable home, but does not have to be that their true love. Faced with these words, like a lot of people are married to marriage, family and social pressures, in order to get married and get married. Some people marriage is a purpose may be to make themselves a place to stay, it may be helpful to the cause of the future, there may be what your body from the other side.
ask those sweet wedding, you know sometimes love and marriage is jointly owned, the so-called marriage is the tomb of love, can only say do not know how to operate the two sides of love, I believe when two people decide to get married , the two sides must have feelings for each other, just days after marriage for love become dull. This is just because after marriage, men and women have laid down their love of romance, into the work. Those who do not marry the girl, do not get married away for certain purposes, marriage is a very simple thing, Do not get so complicated, I believe that every girl is eager to love. When the girl met the man when his beloved, you will find, want him, it may not matter rich or poor, does not matter of life and death. Do not marry the girl to get married, and do not want a life to get married.
second: Who says women than men and girls to
twenties, we must firmly believe that whether in life or in the workplace, not only men could have made contributions to the capital there are many women in the slightly dominant women in the workplace, and in some industries, women will play their own unique strengths to Pinbo a woman in the kitchen do not always think about the development, the ability of the female talent that allows men to appreciate, now unfashionable housewives the role of the outside world has a lot of wonderful women waiting to pursue. Women do not want to attach
a man in this society, no one will be no reason to care who. How to attach a man a woman, she did not own thoughts, compulsive in this environment, men also like to have personality and capable woman. To it, as long as you have your own piece of the sky, you afraid of this piece of sky without clouds it? As long as you are a talented woman and a man not afraid to enjoy the good you?
Thirteen: to find a husband can help you achieve your dream girl
to the twenties, it has to have a clear dream, and then to fight for this dream, when you do identify after a dream Do not change, just like when you find that can help you achieve your dream of a man, do find ways to make him as your husband. Some women dream of their own do not think one person can achieve, or some very good woman, maverick want through their own efforts to realize their dreams, but if backed up with a man, this dream can be well implemented, in particular, to provide financial support to the men.
life now seems to be little girls have dreams, some girls just want to have a simple work with simple love, and a man happy life together. But the real good men, they will want their wife is ambitious woman, so if a woman has a dream, a man will fully support. Women can make their dreams with a man to marry together with their own, as long as he is willing to help you achieve your dreams, to appreciate that he is your man.
fourth: let young wanton some smiles to some of
twenties, after the girl, that is, positive youth, youth can have a lot of unbridled brand-release. Girls can be stubborn when appropriate, we could be proud when appropriate, we could make those beautiful lips slightly affects. Is the most beautiful girls in their twenties, and can freely laugh, cry can be stubborn. Girls do not afraid of losing their twenties, youth is just beginning, we have lost the capital, we can re-start their pursuit. Twenties, most girls really do themselves, leave the most beautiful smile, so that the presentation of love are sharp, to Ganaiganhen, dare to seek.
after the girl to the twenties, is the most beautiful flower in full bloom, flowering season of girls have to remember that open only to watch herself, do not let their flowering period for others to accept unnecessary destruction. Twenties girl is a cup of tea, one of the delicate taste must be left to people who know, do not let people who do not taste the pure flavor of your violation. Twenties girl is the sky blue chip, but it is sad, it can be large, but, remember, it must be a pursuit.
2. hard, too comfortable life; comfortable, had a hard day.
3. Marriage requires another outside the bonds of love, is not the most robust of a child, not money, but about the spirit of common development, it is a partnership. Time in the most helpless and weak, in the most depressed and lackluster, there he (she) hold up your chin, straighten your spine, the command you be strong and stay with you about the fate of a common subject. At that time, the feelings between you but love, and utter devotion of loyalty, never betray a tacit understanding, and kindness Mingxinkegu.
4. I have often asked the secret of success, in fact, there are only three: first, self-confidence and his letter; second encounter unfair things are right frame of mind; third, first, to create for others, to establish a good the interpersonal atmosphere. Even if a scientist today to the results, a person can not be fully arranged, more and more important in today's individual labor, cooperation particularly valuable. Of course, the key to the success of each person is different, if you are a timid person, the key to success is courage, if you are an adventurous person, the key to success may be widely Nabokov made, I still believe, face the past We must ask why, and the future, we should ask why not?
5. I want to give you a word, good woman is no good end, unless you find a good husband.
6. What makes us continue to move on after the disappointment? Is called
7. sometimes teasing fate lies in the fact you have been hesitant, until finally determined, the time has come to a curtain call.
8. you can not succeed, but you can not grow. Some may hinder your success, but no one will stop you grow.
9 .. reality is always less than perfect, so hope is like a gamble. Lost very painful, it would rather not pursue it?
10.
11. young, when you begin to get too easy, you think that is the result of my efforts, only turning back, more mature when you are gone you may find that many people are actually holding you.
12. is such a noisy time, your mood depends on your voice heard today from the direction. The face of the era of massive information, and sometimes you will not help to find all the sounds right about face, no choice will drown you, so you can not figure out exactly how your mood.
13. In my opinion the toughest ties of marriage, not children, not money, but to grow spiritually. Love is sometimes a loyalty, not only that this person is very ill, or he broke you still with him. There is another, and when he feel very confused, very painful, and even angry at your body, you still know he loves you. I experienced a lot of confusion, but my husband Wu belongs to the kind of special sense of obligation, no matter how you like, I'll go with you together. These forces are very powerful. When you walk through that period of time, turn around and you will be particularly grateful to that person.
14. full of wise words, I am very grateful.
15. these children have lost their mother, but can not lose maternal love, long life in post-disaster reconstruction, education, psychological counseling and other aspects, to help them grow up healthily. I especially hope that this action was the participation of more female friends, to the loss of his mother sent the children motherly love.
16. I remember that I graduated from college in 1990, when we are playing with a manual typewriter paper. Later, a graduate student gave me a 286 computer. On one occasion, but also play paper, hit three or four o'clock in the morning when, crash, and the content did not save, I started to cry, this article the next day to pay, and something written in front could not remember. To the end of that time felt the same, but still re-written to wipe away the tears. This experience is very valuable for me. I always feel like I do now thanks to my willpower, I will not admit defeat, at this point, I feel I am successful.
17. Life is far from certain, as I take a hot air balloon experience. Hot air balloon operator can do is adjust the height of the balloon to capture a different direction, and the specific routes and placement of the balloon to dignity. This is exactly the charm of a hot air balloon: there is the possibility of control, but also retains the uncertainty, so any precise set of flight than are more exciting. In fact, the pleasure of life, too, all in between this set and the uncertainty, you never know how successful or not, enjoy the process is most important.
18. Whether it is
Lan classic quotations: make friends with the thinking.
one: to develop reading habits
in the process of interaction with others, conversation and self-cultivation is to conquer others. Like reading the girl, she must be silent and have a good attitude, must speak correctly and elegantly intellectual export woman.
II: a taste
taste is a person to see things in the attitude, the same thing, different people look different the next version will appear. In some extent, a person's taste and her temperament is complementary, depending on the level of quality in daily life of a girl on the discovery of new things.
Third: To try to discover the beauty of life do not always remind myself
encounter misfortune, to know in this world than you have a lot of people, unfortunately, as long as they looked up to see the sun is lucky, advertised himself as a man what kind, she can only live in their own hearts to set their own prison, only the positive sentiment will make life better, that tomorrow will be better than today, if you worked hard society must be fair, do not complain about life, or you can prove that no real effort.
four: the excellent and thoughtful person with friends
to begin a purpose to choose friends and social contacts in the very important, do not make friends easily, but make friends, you will be on They pay a sincere, good or bad you people, others are clearly visible. With their own faith with those who thought it best to make friends!
five: the bubble away from the television drama
Prince Charming and Cinderella are all life long for a boy or girl, it does not really exist, and girls should not indulge in this build false fairy tale atmosphere, it will allow them to directly influence their outlook on life and values, like get rich overnight, or in life there may be destitute, and no love and affection, as the film and will never be cruel.
Six:
learn patience and tolerance because there may be some time because you care about to make you lose self-esteem, to be blamed for uneducated women. Good friendly people who smile, that is able to shame the other side, and can leave a generous and considerate to others a good impression. Patience is not weakness, nor is Shangzi Zun, but tolerant United States. Life will encounter a lot of unfair things that you will encounter many people who can not accept, we can not try to change others, very angry with the behavior of loudly accusing others, it is better to understand the mentality to each other With a smile, no one person will not hurt a good person.
seven: a healthy mind, body
focus on their own body is the most important, I believe everyone knows, but when done really is not a simple matter. Twenties girl has been in the diet should start to pay attention.
Eight: Let beauty be your capital
at the appropriate time to hold enough of your beautiful voice. Good looks are not every girl has, let your good looks to become the capital, when needed with the use of it and it can open a lot of difficulties in your life, although sometimes people say that girls are beautiful vase However, if placed in a vase right place, it is art. Has a beautiful appearance but also has the inherent wisdom of women is excellent.
Nine: left any one man, you are alive and well
who can grasp the feeling things are not won, and why to be a man and let yourself in an unpleasant mood as well? One does not know how to appreciate your man, you are not eligible sad sad for him, every girl is beautiful, she was waiting for a man who appeared to understand her, a man of the left, can only say that a man who understands you has not yet appeared, a man not a girl full of life.
once I thought I left him I could not live, then I asked myself a hundred times: to leave him, I can not live? Results One hundred twenty times the answer is: I will live well. The girls do not trample on their own, do not think that compromises will be able to return a man's love, love is beautiful, the girls are beautiful, and no desecration of a man! Appreciate you leave the men do not understand, this is the most magnificent turn, though unwilling, but it hurts, but so have no energy to operate your work or study.
Ten: with financial motivation, learning investments to business
twenties girl, we must learn to financial management, no matter how much your income now, we must plan a future for you, the wise woman should know how to spend money, it is still an art.
XI: Love and marriage is jointly owned
girl to the twenties, we must face the pressure of the marriage, and some people will say Love and marriage are two different things, a man married woman is able to live together , not necessarily their true love, a woman to marry is to give yourself a warm and comfortable home, but does not have to be that their true love. Faced with these words, like a lot of people are married to marriage, family and social pressures, in order to get married and get married. Some people marriage is a purpose may be to make themselves a place to stay, it may be helpful to the cause of the future, there may be what your body from the other side.
ask those sweet wedding, you know sometimes love and marriage is jointly owned, the so-called marriage is the tomb of love, can only say do not know how to operate the two sides of love, I believe when two people decide to get married , the two sides must have feelings for each other, just days after marriage for love become dull. This is just because after marriage, men and women have laid down their love of romance, into the work. Those who do not marry the girl, do not get married away for certain purposes, marriage is a very simple thing, Do not get so complicated, I believe that every girl is eager to love. When the girl met the man when his beloved, you will find, want him, it may not matter rich or poor, does not matter of life and death. Do not marry the girl to get married, and do not want a life to get married.
second: Who says women than men and girls to
twenties, we must firmly believe that whether in life or in the workplace, not only men could have made contributions to the capital there are many women in the slightly dominant women in the workplace, and in some industries, women will play their own unique strengths to Pinbo a woman in the kitchen do not always think about the development, the ability of the female talent that allows men to appreciate, now unfashionable housewives the role of the outside world has a lot of wonderful women waiting to pursue. Women do not want to attach
a man in this society, no one will be no reason to care who. How to attach a man a woman, she did not own thoughts, compulsive in this environment, men also like to have personality and capable woman. To it, as long as you have your own piece of the sky, you afraid of this piece of sky without clouds it? As long as you are a talented woman and a man not afraid to enjoy the good you?
Thirteen: to find a husband can help you achieve your dream girl
to the twenties, it has to have a clear dream, and then to fight for this dream, when you do identify after a dream Do not change, just like when you find that can help you achieve your dream of a man, do find ways to make him as your husband. Some women dream of their own do not think one person can achieve, or some very good woman, maverick want through their own efforts to realize their dreams, but if backed up with a man, this dream can be well implemented, in particular, to provide financial support to the men.
life now seems to be little girls have dreams, some girls just want to have a simple work with simple love, and a man happy life together. But the real good men, they will want their wife is ambitious woman, so if a woman has a dream, a man will fully support. Women can make their dreams with a man to marry together with their own, as long as he is willing to help you achieve your dreams, to appreciate that he is your man.
fourth: let young wanton some smiles to some of
twenties, after the girl, that is, positive youth, youth can have a lot of unbridled brand-release. Girls can be stubborn when appropriate, we could be proud when appropriate, we could make those beautiful lips slightly affects. Is the most beautiful girls in their twenties, and can freely laugh, cry can be stubborn. Girls do not afraid of losing their twenties, youth is just beginning, we have lost the capital, we can re-start their pursuit. Twenties, most girls really do themselves, leave the most beautiful smile, so that the presentation of love are sharp, to Ganaiganhen, dare to seek.
after the girl to the twenties, is the most beautiful flower in full bloom, flowering season of girls have to remember that open only to watch herself, do not let their flowering period for others to accept unnecessary destruction. Twenties girl is a cup of tea, one of the delicate taste must be left to people who know, do not let people who do not taste the pure flavor of your violation. Twenties girl is the sky blue chip, but it is sad, it can be large, but, remember, it must be a pursuit.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Punctuality is the philosophy of love
Love happen, no matter it?
not. True feelings do not need to chase. Two people's understanding, in the shorter distance between two hearts slowly, slowly in the unconscious near each other. From friends to lovers, true love is not be long before the. You like him from the moment, perhaps he is also the moment in love with you. With the rhythm of love can often play the most beautiful music of the most harmonious. What true love? Need two people together is relaxed and happy, there is no pressure.
love a person is unqualified to pay it?
not. Everyone is an independent, we first of their own, we have ideas, we have a personality, rather than all of us gave each other. We have reservations, such as you do not want that privacy, there is a secret talent is mature, is not it? Sometimes it's better not say.
appearance and personality which is more important?
men tend to like pretty young woman, 25 years old, and his character will choose the right woman to live together and their own people.
like a person, too hasty, but good. First, because the more the more you want not; Second, it is difficult to get the treasure, comes to go. Steady and some will be more long-term love.
hard to love easy to get along. The most important thing is to get along tolerance and compromise, on the basis of trust and understanding. No tolerance and compromise, any two people can not get along.
pure love may be only one, but not necessarily only one true love.
time will heal all wounds.
In fact, we can fall in love with many people. We do not like someone, but like a certain type of person. First to the people we met, so we came together happily; for the latter to the people, can only cling to apologize at the same time, wish him a speedy find his own happiness.
No one is non-life have not love a person, often the person is actually used
; reality and romance which is more important?
reality. No reality-based, Romance is in the air. Campus love often end with graduation, mostly because of unrealistic, not a city. Mutual appreciation of each other only admire people who have their own strengths, the collision will spark the most beautiful, but also will bear the sweetest fruit of love.
we can be friends after breaking up?
best not to. Cut, and chaotic. Passed over them, we do not live in the past, but now. Love does not equal life, just part of life.
looks better than the other side Do not give up their pursuit of the plan, and looks just a momentary impression, the real decision depends on whether the combination of the two sides of the character. Handsome guy with ugly, ugly guy with too much.
love time can be long as long as possible. This is at least two advantages: first, full, as long as possible to enjoy the pleasure of love, two, the longer they live, the more testing is really to each other, the more able to see whether the two characters come together.
love your want to know a person to see him with you have no vitality, it does not happy, there is love, no that is not love Love is not moved, you the ideal is not his partner, even if the moment accept you, it will run into one of his favorite, as will leave you. Easy to some emotional ups and downs, this person is very difficult to maintain a long-term relationship.
romance is what?
are flowers? Walking in the rain? Front of the stands do not? If two people love each other, focused, and do nothing, the relative quiet will feel romantic. Otherwise, even if they sit on the moon dating is a romantic feel.
good match does not matter whether the most important hing when the interest should be right, otherwise there is no common language, even together, will still feel lonely.
lasting love from the heart of true love from each other, on an equal basis. Any Zhigu crazy love loved regardless of whether they have or do not know who would enjoy being loved and people who truly love will not be a good ending.
love both venture capital, inevitably, never to return, romance is normal thing. Loved, enough. Since I can not together, there can not reason together. Because you can not bear others to irresponsible game, retaliation, or fall, played their game, always end in themselves. Moreover, he does not love you, you do not care about him.
If you fall in love, do not easily let go the opportunity. Rash, may make you regret it for a while; cowardice, it may make you a lifetime regret. Did not experience the love of life is not complete without experiencing the pain of love is not profound. Love makes life rich and painful to love sublimation.
you may accustomed to with their current partner, obviously do not like, but with a long time, used to make people less willing to make new choices. Life will be faced with numerous choices. When given the opportunity to choose you, you must be careful; Once you make the choice, would never regret it; get affordable, let go, the break is broken, the forgotten, put it forget; of the treasure, to take it cherish
We always said: .
Yes, we always thought that we would love to find a man she loved. But later, when we suddenly look back, we will find what they once naive. If never started, how do you know she will love love that person? In fact, love the feeling, is to experience a lot of things together until after discovery. Perhaps everyone would like to find their partner in mind one hundred percent, but have you ever thought you had already been around will give you a long time in silence, but you just do not find it?
So, still a closer look at the people around you, he might have been waiting for you a long time. When you love someone, love to just eight absolute good. All the expectations and hopes are only Qi Bafen, and the remaining two or three points to love yourself. If you continue to love even more, is likely to give each other a heavy pressure, so that each breath, completely lost the love of fun.
So remember, drink no more than six drunk, eat no more than seven full, love a person no more than eight. If you are confused for love, perhaps the following words can give you some inspiration: love a person, to understand but also open solution; to apologize also thanks; to admit also error correction; to be understanding and considerate; is to accept rather than endure; is tolerant and not condoned; is to support, not dominate; is sympathy, not questioned; is talk, not a complaint; is memorable but not forgotten; is communicate with each other and not explain everything; is silent pray for each other rather than to the many other requirements. Can be romantic, but do not waste, do not casually hand, not to let go.
romantic reunion with their spouses described: among the millions of people in the wilderness of the time, neither earlier nor a late step, you happen to meet. Well with two people, you may wish to think it. If not, you need to understand whether a person together, but the probability of a simple enough question. Thousands of pass, you will come and to whom you have a chance to bond, not a vertical, there will be B. Do not be silly to imagine that the wood and stone and other former Union-like fate, and life can there be so many legends. Do not awake dreaming, do not you forget that although the source of artistic life, still higher than life?
not. True feelings do not need to chase. Two people's understanding, in the shorter distance between two hearts slowly, slowly in the unconscious near each other. From friends to lovers, true love is not be long before the. You like him from the moment, perhaps he is also the moment in love with you. With the rhythm of love can often play the most beautiful music of the most harmonious. What true love? Need two people together is relaxed and happy, there is no pressure.
love a person is unqualified to pay it?
not. Everyone is an independent, we first of their own, we have ideas, we have a personality, rather than all of us gave each other. We have reservations, such as you do not want that privacy, there is a secret talent is mature, is not it? Sometimes it's better not say.
appearance and personality which is more important?
men tend to like pretty young woman, 25 years old, and his character will choose the right woman to live together and their own people.
like a person, too hasty, but good. First, because the more the more you want not; Second, it is difficult to get the treasure, comes to go. Steady and some will be more long-term love.
hard to love easy to get along. The most important thing is to get along tolerance and compromise, on the basis of trust and understanding. No tolerance and compromise, any two people can not get along.
pure love may be only one, but not necessarily only one true love.
time will heal all wounds.
In fact, we can fall in love with many people. We do not like someone, but like a certain type of person. First to the people we met, so we came together happily; for the latter to the people, can only cling to apologize at the same time, wish him a speedy find his own happiness.
No one is non-life have not love a person, often the person is actually used
; reality and romance which is more important?
reality. No reality-based, Romance is in the air. Campus love often end with graduation, mostly because of unrealistic, not a city. Mutual appreciation of each other only admire people who have their own strengths, the collision will spark the most beautiful, but also will bear the sweetest fruit of love.
we can be friends after breaking up?
best not to. Cut, and chaotic. Passed over them, we do not live in the past, but now. Love does not equal life, just part of life.
looks better than the other side Do not give up their pursuit of the plan, and looks just a momentary impression, the real decision depends on whether the combination of the two sides of the character. Handsome guy with ugly, ugly guy with too much.
love time can be long as long as possible. This is at least two advantages: first, full, as long as possible to enjoy the pleasure of love, two, the longer they live, the more testing is really to each other, the more able to see whether the two characters come together.
love your want to know a person to see him with you have no vitality, it does not happy, there is love, no that is not love Love is not moved, you the ideal is not his partner, even if the moment accept you, it will run into one of his favorite, as will leave you. Easy to some emotional ups and downs, this person is very difficult to maintain a long-term relationship.
romance is what?
are flowers? Walking in the rain? Front of the stands do not? If two people love each other, focused, and do nothing, the relative quiet will feel romantic. Otherwise, even if they sit on the moon dating is a romantic feel.
good match does not matter whether the most important hing when the interest should be right, otherwise there is no common language, even together, will still feel lonely.
lasting love from the heart of true love from each other, on an equal basis. Any Zhigu crazy love loved regardless of whether they have or do not know who would enjoy being loved and people who truly love will not be a good ending.
love both venture capital, inevitably, never to return, romance is normal thing. Loved, enough. Since I can not together, there can not reason together. Because you can not bear others to irresponsible game, retaliation, or fall, played their game, always end in themselves. Moreover, he does not love you, you do not care about him.
If you fall in love, do not easily let go the opportunity. Rash, may make you regret it for a while; cowardice, it may make you a lifetime regret. Did not experience the love of life is not complete without experiencing the pain of love is not profound. Love makes life rich and painful to love sublimation.
you may accustomed to with their current partner, obviously do not like, but with a long time, used to make people less willing to make new choices. Life will be faced with numerous choices. When given the opportunity to choose you, you must be careful; Once you make the choice, would never regret it; get affordable, let go, the break is broken, the forgotten, put it forget; of the treasure, to take it cherish
We always said: .
Yes, we always thought that we would love to find a man she loved. But later, when we suddenly look back, we will find what they once naive. If never started, how do you know she will love love that person? In fact, love the feeling, is to experience a lot of things together until after discovery. Perhaps everyone would like to find their partner in mind one hundred percent, but have you ever thought you had already been around will give you a long time in silence, but you just do not find it?
So, still a closer look at the people around you, he might have been waiting for you a long time. When you love someone, love to just eight absolute good. All the expectations and hopes are only Qi Bafen, and the remaining two or three points to love yourself. If you continue to love even more, is likely to give each other a heavy pressure, so that each breath, completely lost the love of fun.
So remember, drink no more than six drunk, eat no more than seven full, love a person no more than eight. If you are confused for love, perhaps the following words can give you some inspiration: love a person, to understand but also open solution; to apologize also thanks; to admit also error correction; to be understanding and considerate; is to accept rather than endure; is tolerant and not condoned; is to support, not dominate; is sympathy, not questioned; is talk, not a complaint; is memorable but not forgotten; is communicate with each other and not explain everything; is silent pray for each other rather than to the many other requirements. Can be romantic, but do not waste, do not casually hand, not to let go.
romantic reunion with their spouses described: among the millions of people in the wilderness of the time, neither earlier nor a late step, you happen to meet. Well with two people, you may wish to think it. If not, you need to understand whether a person together, but the probability of a simple enough question. Thousands of pass, you will come and to whom you have a chance to bond, not a vertical, there will be B. Do not be silly to imagine that the wood and stone and other former Union-like fate, and life can there be so many legends. Do not awake dreaming, do not you forget that although the source of artistic life, still higher than life?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
The story of a margin of word
Lotus ... like snow in the mountains ... , warm, happy, looking forward, harmony, all this in this cold winter will unknowingly take root, the heart with the falling night, with the sunrise, just because I can meet you, my edge. -
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encounter is the edge of acquaintance is the edge of knowing each other is the edge of the sea is also the edge. So what is margin in the end? Fox humble pen and actually write a lot of new ideas, we might still refer to paragraphs of the text is most like it: -
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Yellow Crane Tower, the Li Bai and Meng Haoran wave of the hand, Gu Fan Yuan shadow, blue sky the Yangtze River and set-sung in the Thousand Friends of the moving edge; qin table, leisurely Qinyun, always playing the Yu Boya and Zhong Son of the edge of the mountains and streams of the Concert. Thus, in the historical evolution of the whispering gallery, we heard, the margin is the same table you lent me half a rubber, the margin is known to have been once in a lifetime is enough of a sigh! - / p>
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repair sail together a hundred years, the Millennium repair to a bed sleeping. from the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge Butterfly butterfly love to meet; tenderness Feelings from the shore to the Bi willow screens anxiously waiting under. We say that marriage will accompany a thousand miles. Thus, in the beautiful season of love, fate is like to be hitched in the day, in the way trees with branches, the sonorous commitments; edge is your hand, and vowed to grow old with you clank; edge of the world is willing to get married lovers pious wish. -
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Buddha, five hundred times Review of past life, life in exchange for a pass. . . . . You are a needle in heaven, I was on the ground a grain of rice, and in the fall to the ground the moment, I tie in your heart, thousands of people I only heard one of your footsteps. Visible edge of the hard-won. So, when an unexpected edge, how are we to face? Xi Yuan. Treasure that God's blessing, cherish this rare fate. Do not expect too much, do not expect to forever, forever do not care, only care they have. -
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Each edge can not grips, somehow. Together is the edge, edge is missing. Edge to such as polyethylene, the geopolitical to have wind. Buddha once said, the margin is life, sometimes self-affinity hit, hit that no time missed, when the edge of life where the lack of bulk. This is the edge. However, no copies of affinity. Therefore, the fate goodly portion of luck, the margin of Fun's gone, no longer is the natural fate. The wrong time met the right person, right time, met the wrong person, you get good luck in Granville sigh when you can comfort yourself, once the edge of polyethylene is also a lucky. -
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sure that your acquaintance is the edge, inadvertently add you, no reason a small accident, a lot of coincidence, or is not thought he would like you, but fate let us meet met friend , but let hyacinth takes you to my life, Green is the Willow dew point of light dip million a month to write under the red maple Acacia. This year's autumn, you are my heavy harvest this season, we picked a red bean common. Because of you, fall color will always remain in the depths of memory, because of you, no longer afraid of the cold and long winter Ling. Quiet night, shared by members of a warm green tea, moonlight, were listening to the melodious blue sky. Think you have a habit, regardless of the setting sun at dusk, or the four winds of winter. Together care packages from the bits and pieces, deep into the diary kept by memory. Shared by members of a margin, in the future through the rain yesterday, today and tomorrow. -
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back to the old song thoughts, met you are my fate, metion seek edge, how can you than I knew them, it? Although the margin of our very short, but I will take to cherish, as long as you happy, I will be very happy, all the way to go hand in hand, I would.
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encounter is the edge of acquaintance is the edge of knowing each other is the edge of the sea is also the edge. So what is margin in the end? Fox humble pen and actually write a lot of new ideas, we might still refer to paragraphs of the text is most like it: -
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Yellow Crane Tower, the Li Bai and Meng Haoran wave of the hand, Gu Fan Yuan shadow, blue sky the Yangtze River and set-sung in the Thousand Friends of the moving edge; qin table, leisurely Qinyun, always playing the Yu Boya and Zhong Son of the edge of the mountains and streams of the Concert. Thus, in the historical evolution of the whispering gallery, we heard, the margin is the same table you lent me half a rubber, the margin is known to have been once in a lifetime is enough of a sigh! - / p>
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repair sail together a hundred years, the Millennium repair to a bed sleeping. from the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge Butterfly butterfly love to meet; tenderness Feelings from the shore to the Bi willow screens anxiously waiting under. We say that marriage will accompany a thousand miles. Thus, in the beautiful season of love, fate is like to be hitched in the day, in the way trees with branches, the sonorous commitments; edge is your hand, and vowed to grow old with you clank; edge of the world is willing to get married lovers pious wish. -
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Buddha, five hundred times Review of past life, life in exchange for a pass. . . . . You are a needle in heaven, I was on the ground a grain of rice, and in the fall to the ground the moment, I tie in your heart, thousands of people I only heard one of your footsteps. Visible edge of the hard-won. So, when an unexpected edge, how are we to face? Xi Yuan. Treasure that God's blessing, cherish this rare fate. Do not expect too much, do not expect to forever, forever do not care, only care they have. -
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Each edge can not grips, somehow. Together is the edge, edge is missing. Edge to such as polyethylene, the geopolitical to have wind. Buddha once said, the margin is life, sometimes self-affinity hit, hit that no time missed, when the edge of life where the lack of bulk. This is the edge. However, no copies of affinity. Therefore, the fate goodly portion of luck, the margin of Fun's gone, no longer is the natural fate. The wrong time met the right person, right time, met the wrong person, you get good luck in Granville sigh when you can comfort yourself, once the edge of polyethylene is also a lucky. -
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sure that your acquaintance is the edge, inadvertently add you, no reason a small accident, a lot of coincidence, or is not thought he would like you, but fate let us meet met friend , but let hyacinth takes you to my life, Green is the Willow dew point of light dip million a month to write under the red maple Acacia. This year's autumn, you are my heavy harvest this season, we picked a red bean common. Because of you, fall color will always remain in the depths of memory, because of you, no longer afraid of the cold and long winter Ling. Quiet night, shared by members of a warm green tea, moonlight, were listening to the melodious blue sky. Think you have a habit, regardless of the setting sun at dusk, or the four winds of winter. Together care packages from the bits and pieces, deep into the diary kept by memory. Shared by members of a margin, in the future through the rain yesterday, today and tomorrow. -
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back to the old song thoughts, met you are my fate, metion seek edge, how can you than I knew them, it? Although the margin of our very short, but I will take to cherish, as long as you happy, I will be very happy, all the way to go hand in hand, I would.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Guangzhou Garden Hotel -Garden Hotel Guangzhou-5 subway
Distinguished service! Five-star Enjoy!!
24 hours in advance Tel: 62397588
Fax: 22284826
Services Supervision Hotline: 39558898
mail: risehotel@yahoo.cn
more information, visit:
Guangzhou Garden Hotel (The Garden Hotel Guangzhou), the acknowledged leaders in industry practice, from the opening date in 1985, contains twenty-renowned Chinese and foreign, is currently the largest five-star business hotel.
Guangzhou Garden Hotel is the fruit of reform and opening up Chinese and foreign cooperation. Her birth and development, has been the central, provincial and municipal leaders at all levels, and Hong Kong and Macao, overseas celebrities enthusiastic support, Comrade Deng Xiaoping inscribed the name for the Garden Hotel.
Guangzhou Garden Hotel is located in location Huanshi very superior the heart of the thriving business district, is the ease of traffic exchange points. hotel dozens of times daily shuttle service between Baiyun International Airport and railway station. The subway line will start at the hotel door before connecting the hub of Guangzhou to Dongguan. and the subway at the same time that the unified planning of the Guangzhou Municipal Government Square Garden, the garden square in front of the hotel and Baiyun Hotel, Friendship Store, Park Lane Plaza, World Trade Center and other buildings together into one , a new France, Italy, Japan and other multi-national cuisine; newly refurbished International Convention Center is equipped with the world leader in advanced trend of video conferencing systems can be larger situation will be the occasion to reflect modern, classic and luxury of the perfect fusion; being renovated the fourth floor of celebrity club , Guangzhou will become fully functional, luxurious style celebrities for business, leisure and cultural resources; 10 function rooms, and the supporting facilities, to meet the different needs of guests a high standard of diverse business services. Other facilities include three underground parking, an international brand shopping malls, outdoor swimming pool, squash courts, tennis courts, health and beauty salon. In addition, the hotel also offers travel agents, ticket center, banks, post offices, car rental and other services. Hotel annual traffic of nearly 40 million people, is the universal choice for business travelers stay. (auxiliary building 30 stories tall 21-storey room 1112 / set)
usual list price:
Room type
store Price
is scheduled to price
points
Breakfast
Remark
immediately booked
usual price weekend price
Superior
¥ 1530
¥ 750
¥ 750
¥ 20
excluding breakfast
elite housing
¥ 1714
¥ 950
¥ 950
¥ 20
one breakfast
Deluxe Room
¥ 2888
¥ 1380
¥ 1380
¥ 20
1587 ¥ for a single early morning and spa
Double Executive Suite
¥ 2967
¥ 1880
¥ 1880
¥ 20
1975 ¥ for double-double early morning, water treatment.
Deluxe Executive Suite
¥ 5888
¥ 2330
¥ 2330
¥ 20
early
double including breakfast, water treatment packages 2075 yuan / night.
prices during the trade fair:
room type during the trade fair scheduled to price < br> Integral
whether breakfast
Remark
immediately booked
14-18
22-26
30-4
Superior
¥ 2200
¥ 2650
¥ 2000
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 1100 yuan / night. without early
elite housing
¥ 2400
¥ 2800
¥ 2200
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 1250 yuan / night. without early
Deluxe Room
¥ 3000
¥ 3300
¥ 2500
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 price: 1,600 yuan / night. without early
Chief Suite
¥ 3250
¥ 3500
¥ 2850
¥ 50
double recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 2000 yuan / night. Breakfast
Deluxe Executive Suite
¥ 3650
¥ 3950
¥ 3400
¥ 50
double recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 2400 yuan / night. with Other early
description:
transport distance: Distance from the airport: 35 kilometers away from Guangzhou Railway Station Distance: 4 km from the city center Distance: 1 km.
bus lines: 234,269,278,301 , 522,545,549,550,561,833,886 A, 886, 13 Summit Express, Summit Express 2, 25 nights, 46 nights and other get off to the Garden Hotel, Station 2.
subway lines: Line 5 A station that is to import and export of gold.
Airport Express: 2 B Line to Express Garden Hotel Station.
Neighborhood: Yuexiu Park, Luhu, Guangdong Art Museum, the martyrs cemetery, zoo, Yi An Plaza , Guangzhou World Trade Center, World Plaza, Plaza International Building, Guangzhou Television Center, World Trade Center, La Plaza, the three Mao Hotel, Dapeng International Plaza, Guangzhou Asia International Hotel, Plaza Agile, China Plaza, East River city, Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital.
conference facilities: medium-sized conference rooms.
entertainment facilities: discos, discos, karaoke OK, chess room, billiard room, video game rooms, swimming pool, bowling alley , tennis courts, squash courts, fitness room, sauna, bar, beauty salon.
services: business center, parking, currency exchange, wake up service, ticketing, DDD telephone, IDD telephone, laundry, disabled rooms , shopping malls, flower shop, clinic.
credit:
Internet: free broadband internet access all rooms.
24 hours in advance Tel: 62397588
Fax: 22284826
Services Supervision Hotline: 39558898
mail: risehotel@yahoo.cn
more information, visit:
Guangzhou Garden Hotel (The Garden Hotel Guangzhou), the acknowledged leaders in industry practice, from the opening date in 1985, contains twenty-renowned Chinese and foreign, is currently the largest five-star business hotel.
Guangzhou Garden Hotel is the fruit of reform and opening up Chinese and foreign cooperation. Her birth and development, has been the central, provincial and municipal leaders at all levels, and Hong Kong and Macao, overseas celebrities enthusiastic support, Comrade Deng Xiaoping inscribed the name for the Garden Hotel.
Guangzhou Garden Hotel is located in location Huanshi very superior the heart of the thriving business district, is the ease of traffic exchange points. hotel dozens of times daily shuttle service between Baiyun International Airport and railway station. The subway line will start at the hotel door before connecting the hub of Guangzhou to Dongguan. and the subway at the same time that the unified planning of the Guangzhou Municipal Government Square Garden, the garden square in front of the hotel and Baiyun Hotel, Friendship Store, Park Lane Plaza, World Trade Center and other buildings together into one , a new France, Italy, Japan and other multi-national cuisine; newly refurbished International Convention Center is equipped with the world leader in advanced trend of video conferencing systems can be larger situation will be the occasion to reflect modern, classic and luxury of the perfect fusion; being renovated the fourth floor of celebrity club , Guangzhou will become fully functional, luxurious style celebrities for business, leisure and cultural resources; 10 function rooms, and the supporting facilities, to meet the different needs of guests a high standard of diverse business services. Other facilities include three underground parking, an international brand shopping malls, outdoor swimming pool, squash courts, tennis courts, health and beauty salon. In addition, the hotel also offers travel agents, ticket center, banks, post offices, car rental and other services. Hotel annual traffic of nearly 40 million people, is the universal choice for business travelers stay. (auxiliary building 30 stories tall 21-storey room 1112 / set)
usual list price:
Room type
store Price
is scheduled to price
points
Breakfast
Remark
immediately booked
usual price weekend price
Superior
¥ 1530
¥ 750
¥ 750
¥ 20
excluding breakfast
elite housing
¥ 1714
¥ 950
¥ 950
¥ 20
one breakfast
Deluxe Room
¥ 2888
¥ 1380
¥ 1380
¥ 20
1587 ¥ for a single early morning and spa
Double Executive Suite
¥ 2967
¥ 1880
¥ 1880
¥ 20
1975 ¥ for double-double early morning, water treatment.
Deluxe Executive Suite
¥ 5888
¥ 2330
¥ 2330
¥ 20
early
double including breakfast, water treatment packages 2075 yuan / night.
prices during the trade fair:
room type during the trade fair scheduled to price < br> Integral
whether breakfast
Remark
immediately booked
14-18
22-26
30-4
Superior
¥ 2200
¥ 2650
¥ 2000
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 1100 yuan / night. without early
elite housing
¥ 2400
¥ 2800
¥ 2200
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 1250 yuan / night. without early
Deluxe Room
¥ 3000
¥ 3300
¥ 2500
¥ 50
single recess early
19-21,27-29,5 price: 1,600 yuan / night. without early
Chief Suite
¥ 3250
¥ 3500
¥ 2850
¥ 50
double recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 2000 yuan / night. Breakfast
Deluxe Executive Suite
¥ 3650
¥ 3950
¥ 3400
¥ 50
double recess early
19-21,27-29,5 Price: 2400 yuan / night. with Other early
description:
transport distance: Distance from the airport: 35 kilometers away from Guangzhou Railway Station Distance: 4 km from the city center Distance: 1 km.
bus lines: 234,269,278,301 , 522,545,549,550,561,833,886 A, 886, 13 Summit Express, Summit Express 2, 25 nights, 46 nights and other get off to the Garden Hotel, Station 2.
subway lines: Line 5 A station that is to import and export of gold.
Airport Express: 2 B Line to Express Garden Hotel Station.
Neighborhood: Yuexiu Park, Luhu, Guangdong Art Museum, the martyrs cemetery, zoo, Yi An Plaza , Guangzhou World Trade Center, World Plaza, Plaza International Building, Guangzhou Television Center, World Trade Center, La Plaza, the three Mao Hotel, Dapeng International Plaza, Guangzhou Asia International Hotel, Plaza Agile, China Plaza, East River city, Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital.
conference facilities: medium-sized conference rooms.
entertainment facilities: discos, discos, karaoke OK, chess room, billiard room, video game rooms, swimming pool, bowling alley , tennis courts, squash courts, fitness room, sauna, bar, beauty salon.
services: business center, parking, currency exchange, wake up service, ticketing, DDD telephone, IDD telephone, laundry, disabled rooms , shopping malls, flower shop, clinic.
credit:
Internet: free broadband internet access all rooms.
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