1, man child, trouble to look, you're in my cell phone signal.
2, I really envy you, ah, so small there is such a successful father.
3, whoops, you are so busy personally to the toilet ah?
4, you stupid always creative.
5, came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive!
6, children, people stupid is final ah!
7, since had neuropathy, the spirit of the people more.
8, not because we were a holiday, you put me as a festival before.
9, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
10, Oh ~ it'd be one not being shaped, even the headaches are biased.
11, cough! The said that, not to say whispered.
12, I want to grow old with you not careful ah.
13, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
14, you said you, no diploma also learn ugly, not smart they also learn the top bald!
15, you see you, see the back of agitated powerful army, turned to scare millions of lion.
16, the day my whim, using your photos for the computer desktop, I rely on, actually in a computer virus!
17, give me one of your Match Friends chanting, home to ward off evil purposes.
18, as a typical failure, against the really very successful!
19, my broken heart, like dumpling filling with both hands out.
20, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai!
21, I was a female wanderers girl.
22, life is like Super Girl, came to the last man children are pure.
23, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead!
24, you go out, Qianshan birds must, million tracks were off track.
25, your teeth like the stars in the sky, bright color, far apart.
26, the world of big, big piece missing, but your mind.
27, long time no one has so delightful boastful.
28, you go away, non-stop rolling!
29, do not push me, or my great up and out of control.
30, you actually say he pure? Look at your eyes for a trace of turbidity.
31, the young count? Who did not was young? You always have it? Indeed.
32, Do not move! Full of water you left brain, right brain full of flour, fixed it fills a move full of paste.
33, the mood at work than Shangfen also heavy.
34, not to mention my pride, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
35, an empty head does not matter, the key not to water.
36, protect yourself, love others, do not come out at night scary.
37, my heart is small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did.
38, is the difference between man and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people.
39, others have their background, and I only have my back.
40, to see me then you will find: the original can be so specific handsome ah!
41, more than a problem to find the reasons from their own, do not blame the Earth TM is not a gravitational constipation.
42, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it.
43, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
44, the sun it all right, maybe tan nobody said you were an idiot.
45, do not talk to me about ideal, quit.
46, is not well filled, how can effort to lose weight ah.
47, a low-key! B is the most cattle to show off.
48, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
49, there will even cook your feces encountered beetles that day. So no need for you is bull feces frustrated.
50, if you flowers, cattle are not lashi out.
51, alive, happy point because we will die a long time.
52, not at my grave and cry, dirty, the way my cycle.
53, I am nostalgic, because I do not see the future.
54, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid of opening the cover prize, a bottle again.
55, inferior surface, cover abnormal heart.
56, take it easy, I'm not a good person.
57, I want the whole world know that I am low-key.
58, is good people go hungry, I ate ribs do not bia ji mouth.
59, will be paid salary than think about, well, not live.
60, you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
61, think about it, or kindergartens good mix.
62, you say, you want to want to live or die?
63, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the human world.
64, we two talk about feelings ah! Talk about feelings hurt money!
65, excessive desire, Serra surplus.
66, to see why my signature, do not you want to plot against me?
67, my first kiss was not any of the ... ...
68, United States, so cow B, the Asian Games so long, have not seen it get a medal!
69, I give you my phone number, how come you do not understand what I was thinking too! Something all right to charge me hundreds of dollars to spend.
70, do not call me Lei Feng, I'm red scarf!
71, wow! Look at people exposed dogleg!
72, I need you, you should immediately appear; I do not need you, you have to wait I need you.
73, practicing martial arts for so many years, and today I finally visible until this shameful chance!
74, that people are really rude, do not always speak to me in class.
75, brother even though it was not very good but this burned hand drinking water is still very fragrant!
76, the girl, you dress so beautiful, does in this world are dissatisfied?
77, recognize a stranger really in trouble, they must repeat a lie.
78, only one earth, so we must love the earth; there is only one me, so you must love me!
79, Wolf's story tells us, been cheated twice, the third time we must believe him.
80, you stroll down the street holding a pig, very happy. I wanted to rinse you, but said:
81, day, ask you is not a pig, do not you think, was flat - honest! The next day, asking you if you pig, you say, is painful flat - not modest! On the third day, asking you if you pig, you do not say, was Kuangbian - is still so mad pig!
82, the day on the road met a ghost, was I Kuangbian, end, said:
84, it was a stormy night, you were going remote places in the hills, suddenly a flash of lightning, split in your head. At this time, from the sky came a distant voice: Painstakingly sorted out, the rich offering of a money market, individual farm holding no money! I am a heart, you look hurt it!
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