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Thursday, June 9, 2011
Saw thousands of people were crying, read it for themselves and their children !
accidentally saw this post , just 17 minutes of video , I was flowing Tears after reading the . I hope my friends can send this article to your space, and your children watch . I hope you read later on your parents that sentence: I love you , Daddy! I love you , Mom ! You worked hard!
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; 17 minutes 47 seconds, the heart to see.
; ; after the movie, Needless to say, just look at it your own actions ! It is best read with your children .
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; 17 minutes 47 seconds, the heart to see.
; ; after the movie, Needless to say, just look at it your own actions ! It is best read with your children .
Sunday, May 29, 2011
2011 Senior liners , was the classic comedy ( hilarious sentence ! come in for two now! )
1, man child, trouble to look, you're in my cell phone signal.
2, I really envy you, ah, so small there is such a successful father.
3, whoops, you are so busy personally to the toilet ah?
4, you stupid always creative.
5, came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive!
6, children, people stupid is final ah!
7, since had neuropathy, the spirit of the people more.
8, not because we were a holiday, you put me as a festival before.
9, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
10, Oh ~ it'd be one not being shaped, even the headaches are biased.
11, cough! The said that, not to say whispered.
12, I want to grow old with you not careful ah.
13, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
14, you said you, no diploma also learn ugly, not smart they also learn the top bald!
15, you see you, see the back of agitated powerful army, turned to scare millions of lion.
16, the day my whim, using your photos for the computer desktop, I rely on, actually in a computer virus!
17, give me one of your Match Friends chanting, home to ward off evil purposes.
18, as a typical failure, against the really very successful!
19, my broken heart, like dumpling filling with both hands out.
20, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai!
21, I was a female wanderers girl.
22, life is like Super Girl, came to the last man children are pure.
23, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead!
24, you go out, Qianshan birds must, million tracks were off track.
25, your teeth like the stars in the sky, bright color, far apart.
26, the world of big, big piece missing, but your mind.
27, long time no one has so delightful boastful.
28, you go away, non-stop rolling!
29, do not push me, or my great up and out of control.
30, you actually say he pure? Look at your eyes for a trace of turbidity.
31, the young count? Who did not was young? You always have it? Indeed.
32, Do not move! Full of water you left brain, right brain full of flour, fixed it fills a move full of paste.
33, the mood at work than Shangfen also heavy.
34, not to mention my pride, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
35, an empty head does not matter, the key not to water.
36, protect yourself, love others, do not come out at night scary.
37, my heart is small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did.
38, is the difference between man and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people.
39, others have their background, and I only have my back.
40, to see me then you will find: the original can be so specific handsome ah!
41, more than a problem to find the reasons from their own, do not blame the Earth TM is not a gravitational constipation.
42, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it.
43, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
44, the sun it all right, maybe tan nobody said you were an idiot.
45, do not talk to me about ideal, quit.
46, is not well filled, how can effort to lose weight ah.
47, a low-key! B is the most cattle to show off.
48, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
49, there will even cook your feces encountered beetles that day. So no need for you is bull feces frustrated.
50, if you flowers, cattle are not lashi out.
51, alive, happy point because we will die a long time.
52, not at my grave and cry, dirty, the way my cycle.
53, I am nostalgic, because I do not see the future.
54, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid of opening the cover prize, a bottle again.
55, inferior surface, cover abnormal heart.
56, take it easy, I'm not a good person.
57, I want the whole world know that I am low-key.
58, is good people go hungry, I ate ribs do not bia ji mouth.
59, will be paid salary than think about, well, not live.
60, you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
61, think about it, or kindergartens good mix.
62, you say, you want to want to live or die?
63, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the human world.
64, we two talk about feelings ah! Talk about feelings hurt money!
65, excessive desire, Serra surplus.
66, to see why my signature, do not you want to plot against me?
67, my first kiss was not any of the ... ...
68, United States, so cow B, the Asian Games so long, have not seen it get a medal!
69, I give you my phone number, how come you do not understand what I was thinking too! Something all right to charge me hundreds of dollars to spend.
70, do not call me Lei Feng, I'm red scarf!
71, wow! Look at people exposed dogleg!
72, I need you, you should immediately appear; I do not need you, you have to wait I need you.
73, practicing martial arts for so many years, and today I finally visible until this shameful chance!
74, that people are really rude, do not always speak to me in class.
75, brother even though it was not very good but this burned hand drinking water is still very fragrant!
76, the girl, you dress so beautiful, does in this world are dissatisfied?
77, recognize a stranger really in trouble, they must repeat a lie.
78, only one earth, so we must love the earth; there is only one me, so you must love me!
79, Wolf's story tells us, been cheated twice, the third time we must believe him.
80, you stroll down the street holding a pig, very happy. I wanted to rinse you, but said:
81, day, ask you is not a pig, do not you think, was flat - honest! The next day, asking you if you pig, you say, is painful flat - not modest! On the third day, asking you if you pig, you do not say, was Kuangbian - is still so mad pig!
82, the day on the road met a ghost, was I Kuangbian, end, said:
84, it was a stormy night, you were going remote places in the hills, suddenly a flash of lightning, split in your head. At this time, from the sky came a distant voice: Painstakingly sorted out, the rich offering of a money market, individual farm holding no money! I am a heart, you look hurt it!
2, I really envy you, ah, so small there is such a successful father.
3, whoops, you are so busy personally to the toilet ah?
4, you stupid always creative.
5, came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive!
6, children, people stupid is final ah!
7, since had neuropathy, the spirit of the people more.
8, not because we were a holiday, you put me as a festival before.
9, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
10, Oh ~ it'd be one not being shaped, even the headaches are biased.
11, cough! The said that, not to say whispered.
12, I want to grow old with you not careful ah.
13, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
14, you said you, no diploma also learn ugly, not smart they also learn the top bald!
15, you see you, see the back of agitated powerful army, turned to scare millions of lion.
16, the day my whim, using your photos for the computer desktop, I rely on, actually in a computer virus!
17, give me one of your Match Friends chanting, home to ward off evil purposes.
18, as a typical failure, against the really very successful!
19, my broken heart, like dumpling filling with both hands out.
20, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai!
21, I was a female wanderers girl.
22, life is like Super Girl, came to the last man children are pure.
23, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead!
24, you go out, Qianshan birds must, million tracks were off track.
25, your teeth like the stars in the sky, bright color, far apart.
26, the world of big, big piece missing, but your mind.
27, long time no one has so delightful boastful.
28, you go away, non-stop rolling!
29, do not push me, or my great up and out of control.
30, you actually say he pure? Look at your eyes for a trace of turbidity.
31, the young count? Who did not was young? You always have it? Indeed.
32, Do not move! Full of water you left brain, right brain full of flour, fixed it fills a move full of paste.
33, the mood at work than Shangfen also heavy.
34, not to mention my pride, I just refuse to deal with the beast.
35, an empty head does not matter, the key not to water.
36, protect yourself, love others, do not come out at night scary.
37, my heart is small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did.
38, is the difference between man and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people.
39, others have their background, and I only have my back.
40, to see me then you will find: the original can be so specific handsome ah!
41, more than a problem to find the reasons from their own, do not blame the Earth TM is not a gravitational constipation.
42, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it.
43, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
44, the sun it all right, maybe tan nobody said you were an idiot.
45, do not talk to me about ideal, quit.
46, is not well filled, how can effort to lose weight ah.
47, a low-key! B is the most cattle to show off.
48, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
49, there will even cook your feces encountered beetles that day. So no need for you is bull feces frustrated.
50, if you flowers, cattle are not lashi out.
51, alive, happy point because we will die a long time.
52, not at my grave and cry, dirty, the way my cycle.
53, I am nostalgic, because I do not see the future.
54, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid of opening the cover prize, a bottle again.
55, inferior surface, cover abnormal heart.
56, take it easy, I'm not a good person.
57, I want the whole world know that I am low-key.
58, is good people go hungry, I ate ribs do not bia ji mouth.
59, will be paid salary than think about, well, not live.
60, you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
61, think about it, or kindergartens good mix.
62, you say, you want to want to live or die?
63, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the human world.
64, we two talk about feelings ah! Talk about feelings hurt money!
65, excessive desire, Serra surplus.
66, to see why my signature, do not you want to plot against me?
67, my first kiss was not any of the ... ...
68, United States, so cow B, the Asian Games so long, have not seen it get a medal!
69, I give you my phone number, how come you do not understand what I was thinking too! Something all right to charge me hundreds of dollars to spend.
70, do not call me Lei Feng, I'm red scarf!
71, wow! Look at people exposed dogleg!
72, I need you, you should immediately appear; I do not need you, you have to wait I need you.
73, practicing martial arts for so many years, and today I finally visible until this shameful chance!
74, that people are really rude, do not always speak to me in class.
75, brother even though it was not very good but this burned hand drinking water is still very fragrant!
76, the girl, you dress so beautiful, does in this world are dissatisfied?
77, recognize a stranger really in trouble, they must repeat a lie.
78, only one earth, so we must love the earth; there is only one me, so you must love me!
79, Wolf's story tells us, been cheated twice, the third time we must believe him.
80, you stroll down the street holding a pig, very happy. I wanted to rinse you, but said:
81, day, ask you is not a pig, do not you think, was flat - honest! The next day, asking you if you pig, you say, is painful flat - not modest! On the third day, asking you if you pig, you do not say, was Kuangbian - is still so mad pig!
82, the day on the road met a ghost, was I Kuangbian, end, said:
84, it was a stormy night, you were going remote places in the hills, suddenly a flash of lightning, split in your head. At this time, from the sky came a distant voice: Painstakingly sorted out, the rich offering of a money market, individual farm holding no money! I am a heart, you look hurt it!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
2009, lost and found
watched a movie, Curiosity expansion, today Baidu, the original meaning is lost and found , Had a bunch of foreign languages was greeted students, really ashamed of the extreme.
However, I still want to use the word as this year's summary language. Yes, lost and found!
this year, went to Shiyan travel, had the honor board Wudang, shrouded in the mist up the stairs, pay tribute to the golden dome, the icicles hanging jade start the 09-year journey. Down the mountain, the winding paths of the voyage, the work of transformation. Back in the town until dawn, has been another big picture of. At that time, the breath of spring had spread throughout the Tung Blossom Lane.
season of June, my grandmother passed away, in the courtyard dates falling flowers, to her legendary life rough drawing to an end. I often stand in the yard looking up, trying to restore all have missed, heaven to know about the character of Grandma will continue to shelter her stubborn love of children. The fate of impermanence, life is I, who can fathom the intricate world state?
warm summer, autumn in full, through the distance, measuring the life. Thinking and running, yes, this sentence is still towards a direction. Loss and suffering in the most state of mind, and finally struggling along. Boarded the evening train, rocking back and forth to bear, to visit friends, attend brothers wedding, midnight return, harvest surprise. All efforts, only an instant success, the next stop, do not stop.
this winter is the snow in an accident coming, people by surprise, too fine snow, Christmas bells to ring out. Should be the most memorable work in the snow back to live in by the storm and frozen state of the head and eyes to see in the snow left behind even the yellow scarf! Seems to be the film montage, the director deliberately placed as props, dotted with images of the entire winter. This is a cycling winter coming and going of dawn and sunset, the light changes, always sway the slightest warmth.
This year, in the flat in the past, after the bright, lost in the chase.
Finally, find the rest, or even yourself!
eve thirties, Qiongqiong Jie Li's distress, the reality and the ideal compromise, without exception, but usual in the Notes in the unusual transition from the old.
2010 in the spring is coming soon, now, tonight the wind and the moonlight played at the same time, in the swing in the New Year, people in romantic longing.
tomorrow morning, will the rising sun, who will be happy and unhappy past, the front still unknown happiness and embarrassment, but, standing hand threshold, eyes gradually firm.
looking forward, looking forward to the same difficulties and great fun! !
However, I still want to use the word as this year's summary language. Yes, lost and found!
this year, went to Shiyan travel, had the honor board Wudang, shrouded in the mist up the stairs, pay tribute to the golden dome, the icicles hanging jade start the 09-year journey. Down the mountain, the winding paths of the voyage, the work of transformation. Back in the town until dawn, has been another big picture of. At that time, the breath of spring had spread throughout the Tung Blossom Lane.
season of June, my grandmother passed away, in the courtyard dates falling flowers, to her legendary life rough drawing to an end. I often stand in the yard looking up, trying to restore all have missed, heaven to know about the character of Grandma will continue to shelter her stubborn love of children. The fate of impermanence, life is I, who can fathom the intricate world state?
warm summer, autumn in full, through the distance, measuring the life. Thinking and running, yes, this sentence is still towards a direction. Loss and suffering in the most state of mind, and finally struggling along. Boarded the evening train, rocking back and forth to bear, to visit friends, attend brothers wedding, midnight return, harvest surprise. All efforts, only an instant success, the next stop, do not stop.
this winter is the snow in an accident coming, people by surprise, too fine snow, Christmas bells to ring out. Should be the most memorable work in the snow back to live in by the storm and frozen state of the head and eyes to see in the snow left behind even the yellow scarf! Seems to be the film montage, the director deliberately placed as props, dotted with images of the entire winter. This is a cycling winter coming and going of dawn and sunset, the light changes, always sway the slightest warmth.
This year, in the flat in the past, after the bright, lost in the chase.
Finally, find the rest, or even yourself!
eve thirties, Qiongqiong Jie Li's distress, the reality and the ideal compromise, without exception, but usual in the Notes in the unusual transition from the old.
2010 in the spring is coming soon, now, tonight the wind and the moonlight played at the same time, in the swing in the New Year, people in romantic longing.
tomorrow morning, will the rising sun, who will be happy and unhappy past, the front still unknown happiness and embarrassment, but, standing hand threshold, eyes gradually firm.
looking forward, looking forward to the same difficulties and great fun! !
Monday, May 23, 2011
Chapter 42 by
1. Angry is another mistake to punish oneself.
2. tomorrow's hope, let us forget today's pain.
3. LED patent is not the sun, you also may shine.
4. the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have, you have not forgotten.
5. You can get the whole world with love, you can also lose the world with hate.
6. true love should surmount the length of life, mind the width, depth of soul.
7. the power of love is big enough to make people forget everything, but small enough to envy the sand can not accommodate.
8. regardless of when you start, it is important not to stop after the beginning; Whether you come to an end, it is important do not regret after ended.
9. Entertains the highest hope, make the greatest efforts to prepare for the worst.
10. ideals in place, hell is heaven. There is hope in the place, the pain may becomes happiness.
11. God never complain about people's ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God.
12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, surprise and gratitude.
13. the world the most exhausting thing, falsely.
14. feel that they can achieve and can not do, in fact, only an idea.
15. less anticipation, would people care more comfortable.
16. people do not lose their direction, they will not lose myself.
17. If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also ask you to embrace the darkness.
18. regards should not be solemnly, but it must be sincere and moving.
19. life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
20. When you can fly, do not give up flying; When you can dream, do not give up the dream; when you can love, do not give up on love.
21. people always cherish, but have forgotten.
22. One today is worth two tomorrow.
23. keep in mind: every day the best day of the year.
24. optimist sees the opportunity in the disaster; pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity.
25. courage is not that fear does not exist, but dare to face the fear, to overcome fear.
26. biggest mistake in life is constantly worried about making mistakes.
27. Turn your face to the sunlight, then it is no shadow.
28. Experience is extracted out from the pain.
29. with the least lamentation, face the past; with the least waste face now; with the most dream to face the future.
30. If you want to have the perfect friendship, and may never find a friend.
31. Do not try to start to make it fall in. sad, think about the days with laughter.
32. Before correct others, meditate on yourself whether you make mistake.
33. because of fear of failure and not a go, will never succeed.
34. to overcome the anxiety and depression, may learn to be their own masters.
35. You can not control the weather, but you can change your mood.
36. a sense of loneliness and abandonment is the most terrible poverty.
37. pride should be kind to others, because you will need them when frustrated.
38. hope, is a sweet wait;
miss, is a warm feeling;
friends, a life-repair to the blessing;
love; is I, obscure fate.
I wish you the way of life more happy! More fun!
39. The world has two kinds of people: requester and giving. Perhaps the former can eat well, but the latter absolutely can have good sleep.
40. Separation of the role of love, the same effect of fire and wind: the wind blowing raging fire the more prosperous, the small flame went out by winds.
41. under the leadership of a lion, 100 sheep a sheep than 100 lions led by far more frightening.
peak mountain since ancient times, there are a hermit in the mountains.
42. We always like the person who adore ourselves, but we do not like their worship.
2. tomorrow's hope, let us forget today's pain.
3. LED patent is not the sun, you also may shine.
4. the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have, you have not forgotten.
5. You can get the whole world with love, you can also lose the world with hate.
6. true love should surmount the length of life, mind the width, depth of soul.
7. the power of love is big enough to make people forget everything, but small enough to envy the sand can not accommodate.
8. regardless of when you start, it is important not to stop after the beginning; Whether you come to an end, it is important do not regret after ended.
9. Entertains the highest hope, make the greatest efforts to prepare for the worst.
10. ideals in place, hell is heaven. There is hope in the place, the pain may becomes happiness.
11. God never complain about people's ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God.
12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, surprise and gratitude.
13. the world the most exhausting thing, falsely.
14. feel that they can achieve and can not do, in fact, only an idea.
15. less anticipation, would people care more comfortable.
16. people do not lose their direction, they will not lose myself.
17. If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also ask you to embrace the darkness.
18. regards should not be solemnly, but it must be sincere and moving.
19. life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
20. When you can fly, do not give up flying; When you can dream, do not give up the dream; when you can love, do not give up on love.
21. people always cherish, but have forgotten.
22. One today is worth two tomorrow.
23. keep in mind: every day the best day of the year.
24. optimist sees the opportunity in the disaster; pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity.
25. courage is not that fear does not exist, but dare to face the fear, to overcome fear.
26. biggest mistake in life is constantly worried about making mistakes.
27. Turn your face to the sunlight, then it is no shadow.
28. Experience is extracted out from the pain.
29. with the least lamentation, face the past; with the least waste face now; with the most dream to face the future.
30. If you want to have the perfect friendship, and may never find a friend.
31. Do not try to start to make it fall in. sad, think about the days with laughter.
32. Before correct others, meditate on yourself whether you make mistake.
33. because of fear of failure and not a go, will never succeed.
34. to overcome the anxiety and depression, may learn to be their own masters.
35. You can not control the weather, but you can change your mood.
36. a sense of loneliness and abandonment is the most terrible poverty.
37. pride should be kind to others, because you will need them when frustrated.
38. hope, is a sweet wait;
miss, is a warm feeling;
friends, a life-repair to the blessing;
love; is I, obscure fate.
I wish you the way of life more happy! More fun!
39. The world has two kinds of people: requester and giving. Perhaps the former can eat well, but the latter absolutely can have good sleep.
40. Separation of the role of love, the same effect of fire and wind: the wind blowing raging fire the more prosperous, the small flame went out by winds.
41. under the leadership of a lion, 100 sheep a sheep than 100 lions led by far more frightening.
peak mountain since ancient times, there are a hermit in the mountains.
42. We always like the person who adore ourselves, but we do not like their worship.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
If a boy cried for you , you grab his hand
If a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
a friend told me that he cried for a girl.
that if you took his hand, he can accompany you through life, if you give him, he would hardly go back to before himself. I'm happy. I saw him choke back tears, I know, turned around, he cried.
second time, I told him that I bullied him. He told me, will forgive me, because he loves me. He hugged me crying, I knew he would be disappointed.
third time, Valentine's Day. He held me and told me not to leave him. He will not let me see his face, I know he cried.
the end, he chose to leave. I know he is I am desperate. Maybe I'm wrong too, everything can not be undone. I also chose to leave. leave The city, to escape everything here. the phone, he was crying begging me to stay, but I resolutely decided to leave. He cried, I cried for the last time ... ...
Now, we all changed. He changed , and became familiar with the past, for him, maybe just silly. I have changed, become numb, in the past, for me, maybe just regret.
wayward past, I had hurt many times him. Now, he has no feelings seriously as in the past. I know, everything has changed. If, all over again, I will not leave. will not leave the person is worth a lifetime love.
Boy, do not cry easily, only to face a favorite person, will become fragile.
boys do not cry easily, only too fond of you, will put down self-esteem.
girl, if a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
girl, if you have a boy cried for you, please do not abandon him, and perhaps a choice will destroy a person ...
a friend told me that he cried for a girl.
that if you took his hand, he can accompany you through life, if you give him, he would hardly go back to before himself. I'm happy. I saw him choke back tears, I know, turned around, he cried.
second time, I told him that I bullied him. He told me, will forgive me, because he loves me. He hugged me crying, I knew he would be disappointed.
third time, Valentine's Day. He held me and told me not to leave him. He will not let me see his face, I know he cried.
the end, he chose to leave. I know he is I am desperate. Maybe I'm wrong too, everything can not be undone. I also chose to leave. leave The city, to escape everything here. the phone, he was crying begging me to stay, but I resolutely decided to leave. He cried, I cried for the last time ... ...
Now, we all changed. He changed , and became familiar with the past, for him, maybe just silly. I have changed, become numb, in the past, for me, maybe just regret.
wayward past, I had hurt many times him. Now, he has no feelings seriously as in the past. I know, everything has changed. If, all over again, I will not leave. will not leave the person is worth a lifetime love.
Boy, do not cry easily, only to face a favorite person, will become fragile.
boys do not cry easily, only too fond of you, will put down self-esteem.
girl, if a boy cried for you, please grab his hand, he can accompany you through life.
girl, if you have a boy cried for you, please do not abandon him, and perhaps a choice will destroy a person ...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Non-mainstream joke
woman reported:
a woman said her husband of cheating: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...
his wife can spend huge amounts of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said:
day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!
case of a girl gang of late. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!
Mr. A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is sexual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? read backwards is
boy told the girl: I see you and your family together in the school, you wear the dress are so beautiful!!
saying a little secret bank finally forced open the safe and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a newspaper to see their money from a bank can bring much impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!
Bear to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a cat, I was born after the Panda!
clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!
Somali pirates: three million! but seven million invoice to write!
a buddy next door to a new child moved to a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: TV from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.
priests play golf, watch the nuns, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: You as a priest of God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then came the sky, just listen to the voice of God:
7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:
day, my brother went to play basketball Normal Primary and heard a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 dollars, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!
elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the number is ******。
Academy of the body class, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily rebuked the male model: while great for a while small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to paint!
a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation package, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:
wife and husband each fight, his wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband is very curious and asked his wife:
home in fear son: Dad was very angry:
led to a phone in the hands of the mini three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:
Li to immigrate to the U.S., leadership asked him: dissatisfied?
Chinese leaders and U.S. leaders are more loyal than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders ordered bodyguards jump from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. president relented. China's leaders ordered guards to jump off, apart from anything else the Chinese guards would jump. U.S. President scared quickly pulled him. China's bodyguard, said:
scripts: just joined the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yes, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary found his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:
male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male students asked: Han mentioned the money, you go to bed, I went to take a shower.
someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>
on the plane, was shocked to see a beauty sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even blushing should be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!
once to the hotel to stay the night, I was confused and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next guy, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not scary, Miss literate. Weighs.
Classic men
1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ... < br> Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
the highest level of betrayal
101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a bag, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around quiet a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (next door to the uncle turned around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: cut, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all surprise ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you drive, I came to death you (the people suck down a cold lump around ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to beg for mercy (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then fierce and I can only accompany you to an hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (carriage with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)
The most important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: Chinese victims of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each other. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body cast on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on message. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting climb the mountain, to the widow house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks again and again, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a display up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting seize the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hello to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you shelter from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my hair plucked the eagle?
classic mistake
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: the man is about to get off to a pack of cigarettes out on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrade, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take advantage machines show off his English, shouted: hi! That is called
5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.
7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?
9. children are considered Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all know that if children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.
10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you
College Humor spoof of the classic comedy song
1. Cyndi
Comment: not so complicated now!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You need to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not have too tired.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not afraid of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers published in Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, come! Listen Lang Waipo tell you stories!
a woman said her husband of cheating: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...
his wife can spend huge amounts of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said:
day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!
case of a girl gang of late. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!
Mr. A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is sexual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? read backwards is
boy told the girl: I see you and your family together in the school, you wear the dress are so beautiful!!
saying a little secret bank finally forced open the safe and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a newspaper to see their money from a bank can bring much impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!
Bear to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a cat, I was born after the Panda!
clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!
Somali pirates: three million! but seven million invoice to write!
a buddy next door to a new child moved to a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: TV from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.
priests play golf, watch the nuns, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: You as a priest of God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then came the sky, just listen to the voice of God:
7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:
day, my brother went to play basketball Normal Primary and heard a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 dollars, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!
elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the number is ******。
Academy of the body class, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily rebuked the male model: while great for a while small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to paint!
a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation package, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:
wife and husband each fight, his wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband is very curious and asked his wife:
home in fear son: Dad was very angry:
led to a phone in the hands of the mini three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:
Li to immigrate to the U.S., leadership asked him: dissatisfied?
Chinese leaders and U.S. leaders are more loyal than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders ordered bodyguards jump from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. president relented. China's leaders ordered guards to jump off, apart from anything else the Chinese guards would jump. U.S. President scared quickly pulled him. China's bodyguard, said:
scripts: just joined the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yes, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary found his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:
male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male students asked: Han mentioned the money, you go to bed, I went to take a shower.
someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>
on the plane, was shocked to see a beauty sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even blushing should be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!
once to the hotel to stay the night, I was confused and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next guy, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not scary, Miss literate. Weighs.
Classic men
1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ... < br> Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
the highest level of betrayal
101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a bag, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around quiet a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (next door to the uncle turned around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: cut, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all surprise ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you drive, I came to death you (the people suck down a cold lump around ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to beg for mercy (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then fierce and I can only accompany you to an hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (carriage with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)
The most important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: Chinese victims of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each other. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body cast on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on message. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting climb the mountain, to the widow house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks again and again, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a display up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting seize the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hello to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you shelter from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my hair plucked the eagle?
classic mistake
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: the man is about to get off to a pack of cigarettes out on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrade, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take advantage machines show off his English, shouted: hi! That is called
5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.
7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?
9. children are considered Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all know that if children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.
10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you
College Humor spoof of the classic comedy song
1. Cyndi
Comment: not so complicated now!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You need to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not have too tired.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not afraid of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers published in Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, come! Listen Lang Waipo tell you stories!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Heart is broken, want to cry
. . . . .
out of twenty days, and would like most is the son of a dream is also the son of the most ,,,,
Perhaps my feelings too rich. I can not love, first love their parents, as well as his son's love, family love, friends, love. You said that I was emotionally rich than the average woman, and especially sentimental. But you are very practical, in the emotional but also in broad, hard-rock you like a temper, that did not even feel my delicate, buried in the heart of tenderness. I do not know no intention of feeling or not feeling, alas! Perhaps you also think that it is not happy with me, but you never speak your mind. I tell the truth, but you think I'm lying. . . . . God knows and you do a live person, always feel mentally unbalanced, the total can not find anything like as lost, let alone what is warm and sweet love. You know? ? Woman without love is easy to nourish the old. Can not meet with you, I never complain about life, but the spirit of Ye Hao empty, you know? ? ? ? ? Every time you say that life has always been this way, maybe that is the real crux of the two of us. You know? Why do I always want to go out? Because I feel more and more lonely with you, even not as alone. Began to see that you may scoff, you like this, people never say what you think you will not be hard. The idea of our two Duirenduishi, the demand for love life, there is a big difference. Why do the two of us together, you knew. I just want to ask you, so many years, in the end you have like me, there is no sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? Love is understanding, not understanding how we talk about love, how can it be called love? Married life with understanding the need to constantly water them, to nourish, and only understand in order to accommodate. Think about yourself before going to sleep, so many years, even longer life difficult, I have no complains to you? ? ? ? Did you get to compare with others? ? ? ? There did not force you? ? ? ? ? ? They just broke up with you say, you Xiangyebuxiang agreed. But you say I do not have to go back, son I do not have any of that? ? ? ? Why do you always do. Husband, (you say to be separated, perhaps I will not call you a) way of life is so far away, so long, need to love (to see this, you have to say I'm not actually a) the need solace, need for understanding and trust, to be less lonely, and do you think? ?
true, no matter how dull life, Less love, Love is an organic compound, and not twisted or mixed, not one-way to rely on a heart to another heart, but hearts also impact to bursts of love.
Think you look after you? ? ? ?
dreams, ideals, you have several? ? ? ? Love, confidence, responsibility,? ? ? ? ? ?
so many years, you have the sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? If not, do not improvise, and think about it. . . . . . .
out of twenty days, and would like most is the son of a dream is also the son of the most ,,,,
Perhaps my feelings too rich. I can not love, first love their parents, as well as his son's love, family love, friends, love. You said that I was emotionally rich than the average woman, and especially sentimental. But you are very practical, in the emotional but also in broad, hard-rock you like a temper, that did not even feel my delicate, buried in the heart of tenderness. I do not know no intention of feeling or not feeling, alas! Perhaps you also think that it is not happy with me, but you never speak your mind. I tell the truth, but you think I'm lying. . . . . God knows and you do a live person, always feel mentally unbalanced, the total can not find anything like as lost, let alone what is warm and sweet love. You know? ? Woman without love is easy to nourish the old. Can not meet with you, I never complain about life, but the spirit of Ye Hao empty, you know? ? ? ? ? Every time you say that life has always been this way, maybe that is the real crux of the two of us. You know? Why do I always want to go out? Because I feel more and more lonely with you, even not as alone. Began to see that you may scoff, you like this, people never say what you think you will not be hard. The idea of our two Duirenduishi, the demand for love life, there is a big difference. Why do the two of us together, you knew. I just want to ask you, so many years, in the end you have like me, there is no sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? Love is understanding, not understanding how we talk about love, how can it be called love? Married life with understanding the need to constantly water them, to nourish, and only understand in order to accommodate. Think about yourself before going to sleep, so many years, even longer life difficult, I have no complains to you? ? ? ? Did you get to compare with others? ? ? ? There did not force you? ? ? ? ? ? They just broke up with you say, you Xiangyebuxiang agreed. But you say I do not have to go back, son I do not have any of that? ? ? ? Why do you always do. Husband, (you say to be separated, perhaps I will not call you a) way of life is so far away, so long, need to love (to see this, you have to say I'm not actually a) the need solace, need for understanding and trust, to be less lonely, and do you think? ?
true, no matter how dull life, Less love, Love is an organic compound, and not twisted or mixed, not one-way to rely on a heart to another heart, but hearts also impact to bursts of love.
Think you look after you? ? ? ?
dreams, ideals, you have several? ? ? ? Love, confidence, responsibility,? ? ? ? ? ?
so many years, you have the sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? If not, do not improvise, and think about it. . . . . . .
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
What it means to call you a husband
Call you a husband, you have to shoulder the responsibility of men , should be like trees , bird -like woman you snuggle .
call you a husband, you have to carry hurt her, pet her , after all, she gave up the whole piece for you to follow your paradise .
call you a husband , you have to know how humble , submissive , girls are passionate , sensitive , and will therefore vexatious just want to know how much you love her , then you must know obedience, humility , tolerance , do not Quarrel with her , or she really will be sad.
call you a husband, when you have to hold her hard enough , tightly to her statement did not ring you have to look strong and sturdy chest , when the arms of her little face Attached to your neck , you have to gently kiss her forehead and cheek, but do not kiss the lips !
call you a husband, each morning , and you want to Jueqi mouth said, When she was dear to you wash smelly socks, stinky pants , smelly clothes obediently said You, you become his sky and world, but you , the rest are black and white , and only you, are in color.
call you a husband, when she tears, whether it is to her mother, angry, wronged or hit me , you have to embrace her in my arms , he was She was crying , and then wiped her face, tears , and said > call you a husband, which contains too much, two people together, more then the pro 's nickname is not worth it simply the mass of the
calls out her husband , sweet in the mouth , warm in their hearts, will be wrapped in endless sweet your tender heart.
call you a husband, you have to carry hurt her, pet her , after all, she gave up the whole piece for you to follow your paradise .
call you a husband , you have to know how humble , submissive , girls are passionate , sensitive , and will therefore vexatious just want to know how much you love her , then you must know obedience, humility , tolerance , do not Quarrel with her , or she really will be sad.
call you a husband, when you have to hold her hard enough , tightly to her statement did not ring you have to look strong and sturdy chest , when the arms of her little face Attached to your neck , you have to gently kiss her forehead and cheek, but do not kiss the lips !
call you a husband, each morning , and you want to Jueqi mouth said, When she was dear to you wash smelly socks, stinky pants , smelly clothes obediently said You, you become his sky and world, but you , the rest are black and white , and only you, are in color.
call you a husband, when she tears, whether it is to her mother, angry, wronged or hit me , you have to embrace her in my arms , he was She was crying , and then wiped her face, tears , and said > call you a husband, which contains too much, two people together, more then the pro 's nickname is not worth it simply the mass of the
calls out her husband , sweet in the mouth , warm in their hearts, will be wrapped in endless sweet your tender heart.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Quotations newly released 2010 storm strength
【Know you live well, I will feel at ease. 】 【Handsome guy, you like my next boyfriend】 【aunt Hi, I'm your son's boyfriend】 【Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie】 【envy you know me so young . 】 【Recently and insomnia, 16 hours to wake up again. 】 【Uncle, help me to sign a name in the spouse field chant? 【Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. 】 【Do you have any unhappy things? Say to make us happy. 】 【Was spread you an oil, to say to you: Do not worry, there are subtle automatic, you are supposed to? - Hit his impotence, and said, loss, no sugar. I do not change into it?】 【I like I like to slow the penetration of low-key I like to conquer the step by step, little by little the instigation one day I want you to remember my name I am a sugar-coated bullets】 【he died, I remember. He was born, my heart to Huangran. 】 【If I were King, you will】 【said the post of Health of the window dressing that you know, I did it grow and you see, you can never be busy again discrete, I will do my entire life and you see that you said Lengnuanzizhi, I will do this winter to spend XIA Xue and you see, you say Loving the good old days, I will do this gilt embroidered phoenix Ukiyo-e and you. You should worry too high and cold, I will hand over the rivers and mountains, make you feel joy. 】 【If I were really good, why do not you. 】 【I want to care for an】 【grow old with you I have loved the boy with the world's most handsome in profile. 】 【Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. 】 【If the next life, do not love is the soul to deep】 【I gingerly holding a glass of wine to your beloved one he does not accidentally touch so I sprinkled the water on the】 【against someone you asking for something, smile and : What did you want to use me for?】 【life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. 】 【New Century Women: last won the hall, got under the kitchen, write the code, check drawn exception, not killing the Trojans, had turned the wall, opened afford a good car, affordable houses, Doude Guo mistress, played ...】 【over rogue has to review the entire youth are youth, but also the whole life to suspect that life?】 【If the roses are very fragrant, I would like roses. It really is very fragrant roses, well, I like the rose bouquet, but your dirty hands off the top. 】 【Please tell the prince, his aging mother is still blazing the way, there is no turning mountains, rivers have not been, not to kill the dragon, bubble guy is not dead ... ... tell him to continue to sleep!】 【Had amazing, completely, only for the various aspects of society appear small. 】 【Smile at you, purely courtesy】 【something to me, and nothing good to me】 【is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes is not the man】 【I love you, what you say is anything. I do not love you, you say you are. 】 【Someday your name will appear in my account the next show on the】 【easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent. I was finally able to smile】 【】 【remember you Do you like my thing, I allowed. 】 【Join the party? Sister I do not care!】 【】 【Tireless crash ... you say you love me? In fact ... I started ... in fact I told you ... Oh, right, in fact, I also quite like my own.】 【matter how anxious I was confused at this time, finally, I have to live the life you want. 】 【Either beat you, I told you fell out. 】 【Life so long, waiting for you What kind】 【next life a few years earlier to marry me remember. 】 【to meet you. you will not have no home】 【this life, you do not come, I do not your old】 【shore the shore, my bank is the sea?】 【You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I willing to do that you do not like. 】 【I cry, I will make you bleed. 】
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Then a bad cold, it will be OK
then a bad cold, it will be OK as long as we
write as I do the following, whether children, adults or the elderly cold, do not need to eat any drugs, can quickly cure a cold.
just have some cold symptoms, such as a physical feeling of cold or headache, dizziness, heavy head or the body's fatigue and pain, or the total flow of water nose, or throat pain would have been timely manner.
soon as possible from Western, said the virus causes the common cold virus, the virus has no cure, so you do not have to think about using medication to solve the best The most effective way is to drink a lot of warm water a day, drink several cups of warm water, the toilet a few times more, is the most effective way to discharge the virus. Such as sore throat was a little in warm water can add a little salt, a touch of warm salt water to drink that can quickly relieve throat pain.
1, discharged as soon as the incentive for a cold cold cold, cold hands and feet of the situation as long as there is definitely a cold, cold air is discharged as soon as the key to a cold. Cong Jiangsuan diet is ranked in the cold the best food, and some people like to use a few slices of ginger, add a pinch of brown sugar to boil water to drink cold, some people like to boil water to drink with a few onions sweat to cold, when cold and cough, in the brown sugar, ginger, garlic and boiled with water, add Jiban, drink can Quhan, only cough. In short, whether by Cong Jiangsuan Quhan, or eat a meal blazing hot Quhan, can increase the body heat quickly, so that the pores open, sweat excreted through the cold.
Another way is to sweating row of cold feet with warm water, the effect is equally good, by the severe cold, sipping ginger and brown sugar to water, while their feet, some bubble bucket to use and easier to sweat. Qing Ai can take 1 / 4, and threw pieces and put into barrels, brewing with boiling water of open, then add warm water foot bath, bubble to the body sweating, then drink warm water, cold as soon discharged.
2, we must ensure that adequate sleep and rest as long as there is a flu-like symptoms, and must be timely rest, which is to reduce illness, allowing the body to restore the key. General After a lot of water, drink Cong Jiangsuan warm water several times, and then sweating Quhan feet after the break as soon as possible, the next day will be able to recover the body of basic.
3, after a cold aching muscles and how to do? alpine
aching muscles that the body weight, be sure to drink a few ginger, brown sugar water, ginger can put more. Once put 6 to 8 pieces can.
4, after a cold fever how to do?
cold hands and feet to look after the heat of the temperature. Although the body temperature has exceeded the normal body temperature, but it is still cold hands and feet, indicating the body's cold is still heavy, still need to drink water, brown sugar, ginger, fever combined with 1 to 2 onions cook, help sweating. If the temperature high, cold hands and feet are no longer made, this time to stop to drink a lot of ground ginger and water to drink warm water. General fever in the night, many people do not like to drink water at night, afraid of urine, affects sleep, as long as fever, do not control the day or night, you must drink plenty of water, which is rapid cooling, rapid discharge of the most effective virus methods. When you are feeling hot, several cups of warm water to drink down, and then the urine a few times can obviously feel the body sweat easily, as long as a sweating, body temperature can be quickly reduced to normal. Then pay attention to rest, quilt cover, to prevent the cold.
5, the day after a cold treatment is critical.
general after the previous day's emergency Quhan, sweating, polyuria approach, the basic body the next day will be able to return to normal, but the body weaker, the day of the treatment is very important, whether the problem related to the rebound. First look at the tongue, if the tongue is still white, brown sugar, ginger, and then again the day of consolidating the water, while still drink plenty of warm water. Second, the diet is the key, the day light-based diet, you can eat eggs, pork and all kinds of levels of vegetables, not fish, shrimp and other food lit, do not eat yams and other food tonic , after eating these foods, especially children, will be hot. Third, this day of rest is also very important, do not be too tired.
if the next day the body was obviously tired, weak, can eat eel, tonic and do not get angry, at this time can only burn braised eel eel or spoil the broth, do not add ginger and onion, put only a small amount of garlic seasoning on it. Adults can eat angelica powder, twice a day, a half a teaspoon or the amount of slightly more than usual, will soon resume in the body!
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write as I do the following, whether children, adults or the elderly cold, do not need to eat any drugs, can quickly cure a cold.
just have some cold symptoms, such as a physical feeling of cold or headache, dizziness, heavy head or the body's fatigue and pain, or the total flow of water nose, or throat pain would have been timely manner.
soon as possible from Western, said the virus causes the common cold virus, the virus has no cure, so you do not have to think about using medication to solve the best The most effective way is to drink a lot of warm water a day, drink several cups of warm water, the toilet a few times more, is the most effective way to discharge the virus. Such as sore throat was a little in warm water can add a little salt, a touch of warm salt water to drink that can quickly relieve throat pain.
1, discharged as soon as the incentive for a cold cold cold, cold hands and feet of the situation as long as there is definitely a cold, cold air is discharged as soon as the key to a cold. Cong Jiangsuan diet is ranked in the cold the best food, and some people like to use a few slices of ginger, add a pinch of brown sugar to boil water to drink cold, some people like to boil water to drink with a few onions sweat to cold, when cold and cough, in the brown sugar, ginger, garlic and boiled with water, add Jiban, drink can Quhan, only cough. In short, whether by Cong Jiangsuan Quhan, or eat a meal blazing hot Quhan, can increase the body heat quickly, so that the pores open, sweat excreted through the cold.
Another way is to sweating row of cold feet with warm water, the effect is equally good, by the severe cold, sipping ginger and brown sugar to water, while their feet, some bubble bucket to use and easier to sweat. Qing Ai can take 1 / 4, and threw pieces and put into barrels, brewing with boiling water of open, then add warm water foot bath, bubble to the body sweating, then drink warm water, cold as soon discharged.
2, we must ensure that adequate sleep and rest as long as there is a flu-like symptoms, and must be timely rest, which is to reduce illness, allowing the body to restore the key. General After a lot of water, drink Cong Jiangsuan warm water several times, and then sweating Quhan feet after the break as soon as possible, the next day will be able to recover the body of basic.
3, after a cold aching muscles and how to do? alpine
aching muscles that the body weight, be sure to drink a few ginger, brown sugar water, ginger can put more. Once put 6 to 8 pieces can.
4, after a cold fever how to do?
cold hands and feet to look after the heat of the temperature. Although the body temperature has exceeded the normal body temperature, but it is still cold hands and feet, indicating the body's cold is still heavy, still need to drink water, brown sugar, ginger, fever combined with 1 to 2 onions cook, help sweating. If the temperature high, cold hands and feet are no longer made, this time to stop to drink a lot of ground ginger and water to drink warm water. General fever in the night, many people do not like to drink water at night, afraid of urine, affects sleep, as long as fever, do not control the day or night, you must drink plenty of water, which is rapid cooling, rapid discharge of the most effective virus methods. When you are feeling hot, several cups of warm water to drink down, and then the urine a few times can obviously feel the body sweat easily, as long as a sweating, body temperature can be quickly reduced to normal. Then pay attention to rest, quilt cover, to prevent the cold.
5, the day after a cold treatment is critical.
general after the previous day's emergency Quhan, sweating, polyuria approach, the basic body the next day will be able to return to normal, but the body weaker, the day of the treatment is very important, whether the problem related to the rebound. First look at the tongue, if the tongue is still white, brown sugar, ginger, and then again the day of consolidating the water, while still drink plenty of warm water. Second, the diet is the key, the day light-based diet, you can eat eggs, pork and all kinds of levels of vegetables, not fish, shrimp and other food lit, do not eat yams and other food tonic , after eating these foods, especially children, will be hot. Third, this day of rest is also very important, do not be too tired.
if the next day the body was obviously tired, weak, can eat eel, tonic and do not get angry, at this time can only burn braised eel eel or spoil the broth, do not add ginger and onion, put only a small amount of garlic seasoning on it. Adults can eat angelica powder, twice a day, a half a teaspoon or the amount of slightly more than usual, will soon resume in the body!
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Monday, April 25, 2011
Jackie Chan is my president
set copy :
Name: Jackie Chan
English : Jackie Chan
whose real name : Chan Kong-sang , the Housing Sloan ; (indefinite )
stage name: Yuan Building
Birthplace: Wuhu, Anhui, Shandong, (Indefinite )
Hometown : Hong Kong
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Zodiac: Horse
Constellation : Aries
blood type : AB
Height : 174cm
Weight : 63kg
Hobbies: Automotive , Jogging
the most recognized action star : Michelle Yeoh
Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin
Family: Wife: Lin Feng ; son : Housing Ancestral name.
Company: Rock Records , Golden Harvest Films
best lessons : Kung Fu
worst homework : Math
Pros: Love the work
favorite colors: white, apricot
Name: Jackie Chan
English : Jackie Chan
whose real name : Chan Kong-sang , the Housing Sloan ; (indefinite )
stage name: Yuan Building
Birthplace: Wuhu, Anhui, Shandong, (Indefinite )
Hometown : Hong Kong
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Zodiac: Horse
Constellation : Aries
blood type : AB
Height : 174cm
Weight : 63kg
Hobbies: Automotive , Jogging
the most recognized action star : Michelle Yeoh
Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin
Family: Wife: Lin Feng ; son : Housing Ancestral name.
Company: Rock Records , Golden Harvest Films
best lessons : Kung Fu
worst homework : Math
Pros: Love the work
favorite colors: white, apricot
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Cherish the fate (Qing Hai)
We have a big crowd came together
fate is so opportunities do not
some things belong to you < br>
to refuse or stop whatever you
ultimately belongs to you and those who do not belong to you
< br> Even if you go to deliberately force does not help
fate
the world have been more beautiful
fate is the impact of mind among people
you disappointed when you lost ;
is the fate of your heart warm
soothe your broken heart
that allows you to see want to see the beautiful
let you get back up
fate is so divine
as part of your share of the edge comes
to be good enough for us to take hold of this treasure
edge
it forever etched in the hearts of
fate only because there is no afterlife life
fate is so opportunities do not
some things belong to you < br>
to refuse or stop whatever you
ultimately belongs to you and those who do not belong to you
< br> Even if you go to deliberately force does not help
fate
the world have been more beautiful
fate is the impact of mind among people
you disappointed when you lost ;
is the fate of your heart warm
soothe your broken heart
that allows you to see want to see the beautiful
let you get back up
fate is so divine
as part of your share of the edge comes
to be good enough for us to take hold of this treasure
edge
it forever etched in the hearts of
fate only because there is no afterlife life
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Nine women to intimate love advice
First, the investment too soon
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
when you first met with him later, do not expect to spend every weekend with him, or adhere to his advice, re-arrangement of his home, not in a hurry, you have not married it!
Second, identify each other too early to break up with her boyfriend the most efficient way is to tell him you love him, you have to provide him with a child, his reaction is mostly fled.
Third, self-deception
knowledge you are clearly the performance of his motives behind each? He is very dull your attitude? He is also a date with another girl? Do you only connect once a week, while you look for he is the object of life can be entrusted? Or do you think he gambling such as life, violent temper is not any serious problems.
Fourth, you should dress up the performance of exaggerated self-confidence, generous, attractive is not that much to show off sexy, attractive to men than that of natural human face processing much better.
Fifth, do not think you talk too much, we must constantly continue to talk, silence is golden, even if you are eager to understand each other, there was no need several appointments in the most in this life experience will be as familiar tells , silence is often one of the female charm.
six, too much attention to his money
If you ordered a lobster dinner, and tell him your favorite gift is the diamond, then to eat heartily Dayton bar, you will not see him again No matter how rich a man, do not like being told how to spend, or who will spend money on him, men like knowledgeable woman, not those people bent on finding long-term meal ticket.
July, invited him to come home early unless you feel that he is inviting you into his life, do not invite him home. Some men think that is, to invite him to invite him home to bed, so wait for some time, until after you have a better understanding, it will not produce a similar embarrassing situation.
eight, and other intimate too fast
If you first met him when they go to bed, he would like the number of men making out with you too? Therefore, this intimate performance tends to scare each other, the initial understanding of the most suitable as a frank talk, walk in the next month, these will become emotional (emotional blog, feelings speak) of a solid foundation.
nine, you think to please each other too hard for him to do the laundry, cooking and housework, he will be more like you? I request you to think about it, if you knowingly sell his cloth to wipe your feet, he would not polite to set foot.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Saw you getting scared about the Kentucky Fried Chicken !
For the next generation of the motherland , be sure to read the reprint ! ! Xie ~The following is the full article cousin sent me a friend in Hong Kong. I read later. ... God shaking the whole body to fight the cold how could such a thing .. ah .... good halo .. speechless We all see it together .. ... see you later still dare to KFC or M ...
one of my friend's father is a senior Bank of China, a city leader, He and some co-operation between the United States, the relationship KFC, a high-level exchange of visits between the leadership of my friend's father had the honor to visit the KFC chicken factory, that is a serious and secure place outside, no one can casually into the. day My friend and I are also on the self-study, friends, his father suddenly received a phone call from overseas from the United States calls, His father, after coming back from a trip specifically to our school, me and chat with their father, but also fortunate enough to hear inside the KFC chicken factory!
**** the whole body of each tube of chicken , a chicken from hatching to the time the chicken was finished two weeks. tube is hormone lose them ah! each chickens no hair, as we have seen disembowelling chickens after the hair pulling End a kind!
friends, you know we are there to eat KFC chicken legs and wings is the largest, almost all legs and wings , you think, where do so many legs and wings, which the other parts are gone? almost every chicken wings who have 4-5 ,3-4 legs. I really have been out of anger . KFC departments and regions, which looked at the city's brand, I am silent ... ... ... ...
friends can go to Kentucky to look inside, in which what people are eating, you will not see foreigners, all Chinese people ah. In particular, China's children and more, these hormone has been plagued in the normal development of the Chinese minors. His own invention, something foreigners do not like to eat, intelligent Chinese people, ah, we all think this is why? ? ?
said, no matter the Western Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or other fast-food chain, in the Chinese market in order to create Chinese people like the taste of formula, as a business development focus. The other is the research and development of the body to grow a chicken more than chicken wings and multi-hormone birth technology only.
now been able to birth to 6 6 chicken wings, but because it is for Chinese consumers - the world's blind ignorance of the consumer, so the only extensive hormonal formula feeding, it often has a chicken body of a 3-legged three wings, or four, five, six, and so forth.
over the chicken wings and chicken legs cut off transportation to the Chinese market, other parts of the body reduced to feed. Now we have business in order to reduce costs and produce better economic benefits, the vast majority of this body processed into chicken chicken willow, are also dumping transport to the Chinese market, thus generating substantial economic profits. Foreigners get a great profit, we people's health and the health of future generations has been greatly hurt!
Why are the children are more obese, that is, they contain a lot of eating junk food foreign hormones ah!
whether patriotic Chinese, or the patriotic sense of apathy of the Chinese people, the total will certainly be for their children's health to consider it! Refused to Western fast food! ! !
for their own children, but also to the motherland tomorrow, please vigorously reproduced!!
one of my friend's father is a senior Bank of China, a city leader, He and some co-operation between the United States, the relationship KFC, a high-level exchange of visits between the leadership of my friend's father had the honor to visit the KFC chicken factory, that is a serious and secure place outside, no one can casually into the. day My friend and I are also on the self-study, friends, his father suddenly received a phone call from overseas from the United States calls, His father, after coming back from a trip specifically to our school, me and chat with their father, but also fortunate enough to hear inside the KFC chicken factory!
**** the whole body of each tube of chicken , a chicken from hatching to the time the chicken was finished two weeks. tube is hormone lose them ah! each chickens no hair, as we have seen disembowelling chickens after the hair pulling End a kind!
friends, you know we are there to eat KFC chicken legs and wings is the largest, almost all legs and wings , you think, where do so many legs and wings, which the other parts are gone? almost every chicken wings who have 4-5 ,3-4 legs. I really have been out of anger . KFC departments and regions, which looked at the city's brand, I am silent ... ... ... ...
friends can go to Kentucky to look inside, in which what people are eating, you will not see foreigners, all Chinese people ah. In particular, China's children and more, these hormone has been plagued in the normal development of the Chinese minors. His own invention, something foreigners do not like to eat, intelligent Chinese people, ah, we all think this is why? ? ?
said, no matter the Western Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or other fast-food chain, in the Chinese market in order to create Chinese people like the taste of formula, as a business development focus. The other is the research and development of the body to grow a chicken more than chicken wings and multi-hormone birth technology only.
now been able to birth to 6 6 chicken wings, but because it is for Chinese consumers - the world's blind ignorance of the consumer, so the only extensive hormonal formula feeding, it often has a chicken body of a 3-legged three wings, or four, five, six, and so forth.
over the chicken wings and chicken legs cut off transportation to the Chinese market, other parts of the body reduced to feed. Now we have business in order to reduce costs and produce better economic benefits, the vast majority of this body processed into chicken chicken willow, are also dumping transport to the Chinese market, thus generating substantial economic profits. Foreigners get a great profit, we people's health and the health of future generations has been greatly hurt!
Why are the children are more obese, that is, they contain a lot of eating junk food foreign hormones ah!
whether patriotic Chinese, or the patriotic sense of apathy of the Chinese people, the total will certainly be for their children's health to consider it! Refused to Western fast food! ! !
for their own children, but also to the motherland tomorrow, please vigorously reproduced!!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Confessions of Scorpio
Scorpio not good with words. If you feel your third favorite Scorpio, in fact, there will be five; fifth if you can feel, in fact, there will be seven. Scorpio is not frank expression of feelings will fade, it will suppress their emotions. Aesthetic super love all the good things. Such as the dudes and babes, but just enjoyment, as a work of art. Super may be able to, such as a person to see clearly, but would not meet. Example, who clearly want to know the news, but it does not ask. Except do not want to endure. Send text messages do not love, not love called lazy one. People on the special exception.
strong self-esteem! Stronger than money, better than the cause, but also stronger than love. Scorpio's love takes time. Will like a lot of people, it is difficult to love a person. Like the steady and the feelings of the warm trickle, a long long time. Do not like to make a decision, how all the small things casual line, not the so-called. Big things like to listen to the views of friends, if you are Scorpio can trust, they will ask your opinion, you need to do is analyze their own decision Scorpio will do, if they feel that your analysis makes sense in my heart Sato, feasible to adopt, if the Scorpio has its own ideas, even if the whole world under a decision against the possibility of almost no change, insists, in fact, acting more or less some intuitive, but the Scorpio instincts of most of the time quite a quasi- .
Scorpio who likes fighting and bickering you like, but would not say out loud will not quarrel or fight, you want to be noisy, Scorpio will only be turned away people. Scorpio are eloquent eloquence, can be misunderstood when someone does not love an explanation. Do not ask why, just do not love an explanation.
cool down it is easy to Scorpio, Scorpio, whether male or female Scorpio, and regardless of the opposite sex or same sex, as long as you needed to blow off Johnson said two soft words, Guarantee Scorpio will not have temper. Do not be lost in the Scorpio person in front of inferiority, or care, because the Scorpio will not care. Scorpio is a shame that sometimes a cute performance. Scorpio does not like the others mentioned requirements. Requirements of the friends that are not mentioned. If you put the request on behalf of your love and trust is unusual, but even then trust a person, Scorpio and rarely asking for anything.
For lovers of the past, the past is the past, Scorpio care about is the open now. Similarly, the Scorpio will not stay on an emotional life in the now, do not allow my heart and eyes like dead people compare, because he would tell myself, now love is the best. Similarly, the Scorpio love the dead, it is absolutely impossible to rekindle the fire of love. Scorpius jealous when reticent, not clear about. Scorpio is just a little bit you will find a man sulking gas toot, talked a little strange tone of yin and yang, nature would not face looked quite exciting. Few said that commitment, once the state will perform; seldom say
methodical Scorpio will rarely lose control very difficult, and few make Scorpio emotional control, if there is to see the heavy things or people. Time is not long out of control, is a few seconds shorter, is a few minutes longer. And soon will restore the previous calm and cool. Self-regulation is still pretty strong.
If two people love each other, Scorpio feel their presence or hinder the future development of the other party, will choose to automatically leave. Love love you, so willing, willing to make you more happy place to fly. Love love you, so like, not catching up to you, happy place to go flying. Scorpio is very easy to get rid of, just give a reason, even if you come prepared. Whatever the reason is true, but you personally speak out, Scorpio will leave, because it is used for you to convince yourself Scorpio reasons.
Scorpio will not dwell, do not beg for love, love will not be charity. Scorpio unusual love stronger. Scorpio lovers believe that breaking up can still be friends, as long as the other party is willing, I hope you are well. If you've loved, hated, do not take it.
find a simple and do not think that after the Scorpio to do not understand anything stupid, big things can still be more intelligent than you, more assertive, more knowledgeable. Scorpio do not you think smart, they are not the reckoning of the people; Scorpio did you think of the foolish, they are plenty of great wisdom.
by Scorpio love is happy, they will live for you.
strong self-esteem! Stronger than money, better than the cause, but also stronger than love. Scorpio's love takes time. Will like a lot of people, it is difficult to love a person. Like the steady and the feelings of the warm trickle, a long long time. Do not like to make a decision, how all the small things casual line, not the so-called. Big things like to listen to the views of friends, if you are Scorpio can trust, they will ask your opinion, you need to do is analyze their own decision Scorpio will do, if they feel that your analysis makes sense in my heart Sato, feasible to adopt, if the Scorpio has its own ideas, even if the whole world under a decision against the possibility of almost no change, insists, in fact, acting more or less some intuitive, but the Scorpio instincts of most of the time quite a quasi- .
Scorpio who likes fighting and bickering you like, but would not say out loud will not quarrel or fight, you want to be noisy, Scorpio will only be turned away people. Scorpio are eloquent eloquence, can be misunderstood when someone does not love an explanation. Do not ask why, just do not love an explanation.
cool down it is easy to Scorpio, Scorpio, whether male or female Scorpio, and regardless of the opposite sex or same sex, as long as you needed to blow off Johnson said two soft words, Guarantee Scorpio will not have temper. Do not be lost in the Scorpio person in front of inferiority, or care, because the Scorpio will not care. Scorpio is a shame that sometimes a cute performance. Scorpio does not like the others mentioned requirements. Requirements of the friends that are not mentioned. If you put the request on behalf of your love and trust is unusual, but even then trust a person, Scorpio and rarely asking for anything.
For lovers of the past, the past is the past, Scorpio care about is the open now. Similarly, the Scorpio will not stay on an emotional life in the now, do not allow my heart and eyes like dead people compare, because he would tell myself, now love is the best. Similarly, the Scorpio love the dead, it is absolutely impossible to rekindle the fire of love. Scorpius jealous when reticent, not clear about. Scorpio is just a little bit you will find a man sulking gas toot, talked a little strange tone of yin and yang, nature would not face looked quite exciting. Few said that commitment, once the state will perform; seldom say
methodical Scorpio will rarely lose control very difficult, and few make Scorpio emotional control, if there is to see the heavy things or people. Time is not long out of control, is a few seconds shorter, is a few minutes longer. And soon will restore the previous calm and cool. Self-regulation is still pretty strong.
If two people love each other, Scorpio feel their presence or hinder the future development of the other party, will choose to automatically leave. Love love you, so willing, willing to make you more happy place to fly. Love love you, so like, not catching up to you, happy place to go flying. Scorpio is very easy to get rid of, just give a reason, even if you come prepared. Whatever the reason is true, but you personally speak out, Scorpio will leave, because it is used for you to convince yourself Scorpio reasons.
Scorpio will not dwell, do not beg for love, love will not be charity. Scorpio unusual love stronger. Scorpio lovers believe that breaking up can still be friends, as long as the other party is willing, I hope you are well. If you've loved, hated, do not take it.
find a simple and do not think that after the Scorpio to do not understand anything stupid, big things can still be more intelligent than you, more assertive, more knowledgeable. Scorpio do not you think smart, they are not the reckoning of the people; Scorpio did you think of the foolish, they are plenty of great wisdom.
by Scorpio love is happy, they will live for you.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Individuals to open the company's processes, that we will all need it
Individuals to open the company's processes,
need it later for a select company in the form of:
ordinary limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 3 million, you need two (or more) shareholders, starting from January 2006 the new Company Law to allow a shareholder registered limited liability company, limited liability companies in this special called license will be marked
If you and your friends, family, venture partner, choose an ordinary Co., Ltd., the minimum registered capital of 3 million; if only you as a shareholder, then select a limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 10 million .
Second, the registered company steps:
1. nuclear Name: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to obtain a Office Internet (Trade and Industry Bureau within the network) whether to retrieve the same name, if not the same name, you can use this name, you issued a This step of the fee is 30 yuan. (30 per 5 can help you retrieve the name, many names repeat, so the common name generally tried to do, so wasting the money)
2. Renters: a special office to rent an office, if you have your own plant or office can, and some local residents are not allowed in the building office. After signing a rental contract to rent and let the landlord a copy of real estate license. After signing a rental contract
good, but also to the Inland Revenue Department to buy the stamp duty, according to one thousandth of the rate of annual rent to buy, such as your rent is 1 million per year, then buy 10 dollars of stamp duty, paste In the rent contract home, followed by those who need a place to use the rent contract, stamp duty needs to be posted copies of the contract.
3. preparation of the The last charter signed by all shareholders.
4. inscribed signet: go to the street where carved engraving of a signet, engraved corporate signet told them (the square). Costs about 20 yuan.
5. to the accounting firm to receive the If you are unsure, you can read the newspaper classified ads, there are many accounting firms in the ad.
6. to open a company bank account verification: to bring their shares to all shareholders that portion of the money to the bank, bring the Articles of Association, Business Council on the nuclear Name notice, the legal representative of the personal seal, identity card for the verification of the money, sign a blank letter of inquiry form to the bank to open a company account, you tell the bank is open to verification households. Good company to open an account, each of the shareholders according to their contribution to the company account into the appropriate money.
bank payment slips will be issued to each shareholder and cover letter in consultation banks levy chapter.
Note: Companies Act, registered companies, investors (shareholders) must pay the full amount of the capital, can the form of credit money (that is RMB) investment, can also be in kind (such as cars), real estate, intellectual property and other funding. To the bank to do this part only monetary contribution, if you have real, and real estate as investment, accounting firms need to identify the value of the real value of its investment and then, more trouble, so I suggest you take the money directly invested, the company No matter what method you use means the money is there, whether you own, borrow, whether you, as long as money can be shown with paid-up capital.
7. capital verification report: the shareholders holding a demand note issued by the bank, the bank levy consultation after the letter sealed, and articles of association, nuclear Name notice, the rent contract, real estate license copy to the CPA The capital verification report. General costs 500 yuan (50 million or less registered capital).
8. registered company: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to take the company establishment and registration of various forms, including the establishment registration application form, the shareholders (promoters) List, Managing Director of Supervision cases, the legal representative of the registration form, the designated representative or delegate Agents Registration Form. Completed, together with the nucleus were notified, the company charter, rental contracts, real estate certificate, together with the capital verification report to the Trade and Industry Bureau. About 3 working days to obtain a license. This cost about 300 yuan.
9. With the business license to the Public Security Bureau designated the engraving community, to carved seals, financial chapter. Back steps, need to use the seal or financial chapter.
10. for Enterprise Code Certificate: With the business license to the Bureau of Technical Supervision for the organization code certificate, which costs 80 yuan. This card needs to do two weeks, and Technical Supervision will first send a pre-accepted code documents can be handled by the file back to the tax registration certificate, basic bank account opening formalities.
11. to open a basic bank account: With the business license, organization code certificate to open a basic bank account. It is best when the original capital verification that the bank to apply for the same network, otherwise, they will receive 100 yuan more than the capital verification account charges.
open a basic account needs to fill out many tables, you'd better bring along all the things to bring, or else run many times, including the original copy of the original business license, identity card, organization code certificate, public financial seal and legal chapter.
open a basic account, you also need to purchase a password device (from the second half of 2005, most banks have this requirement), the password requires 280. The future of your company checks, transfer money, will need to use a password to generate the password.
12. for tax registration: obtain a license, 30 days to apply for the local Inland Revenue tax registration certificate. Companies generally need to apply for two kinds of tax registration certificate, the National and Local. The cost is 40 yuan, 80 yuan.
handle tax registration certificate, there must be an accounting, because the information required by the Inland Revenue Department where there is an accounting qualification certificates and ID cards. You can call a part-time accounting, small companies started a part-time accountant general, please pay 200 yuan on it.
13. apply for purchase of invoices: If your company is the sale of goods, should be to apply to the tax invoice, if the service company, is to apply for land tax invoices.
finally open for business. Note to the tax returns on time each month tax Oh, do not pay taxes even if no business, but also a zero return, otherwise it will be fine.
There are two points you may be concerned about:
1. the company must establish a sound accounting system, you may worry that they will not, how do? Started up companies, small businesses, the accounting workload is very small, you can ask a part-time accountant, to your company each month to help you Jianzhang, two, three days is enough to give him 200 - wages to about 500.
2. Corporation tax:
Sales Tax: Sales of goods the company, the amount invoiced by the levy of 4% VAT; provider of services, according to the invoiced amount of 5% business tax.
income tax: levied on corporate net profit 18-33% of the corporate income tax. The profits of small companies, small, generally 18%. The enterprise income tax, do account is very important, if your profit on the books a lot, and that rate is high. Therefore, the usual purchase of equipment to be invoiced, you eat, the car seats are left up, can be used as the operating costs of your business.
the difference between two kinds of taxes: sales tax is a sales tax, whether you make no money, only in the event the transaction, the invoice, it is necessary taxation; income tax, profit tax is the profit that is revenue remaining after deducting all costs money, and only made money, will levy income tax.
there are many other kinds of taxes, but did not have much money, mainly two kinds of the above, especially the income tax is very high.
need it later for a select company in the form of:
ordinary limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 3 million, you need two (or more) shareholders, starting from January 2006 the new Company Law to allow a shareholder registered limited liability company, limited liability companies in this special called license will be marked
If you and your friends, family, venture partner, choose an ordinary Co., Ltd., the minimum registered capital of 3 million; if only you as a shareholder, then select a limited liability company, the minimum registered capital of 10 million .
Second, the registered company steps:
1. nuclear Name: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to obtain a Office Internet (Trade and Industry Bureau within the network) whether to retrieve the same name, if not the same name, you can use this name, you issued a This step of the fee is 30 yuan. (30 per 5 can help you retrieve the name, many names repeat, so the common name generally tried to do, so wasting the money)
2. Renters: a special office to rent an office, if you have your own plant or office can, and some local residents are not allowed in the building office. After signing a rental contract to rent and let the landlord a copy of real estate license. After signing a rental contract
good, but also to the Inland Revenue Department to buy the stamp duty, according to one thousandth of the rate of annual rent to buy, such as your rent is 1 million per year, then buy 10 dollars of stamp duty, paste In the rent contract home, followed by those who need a place to use the rent contract, stamp duty needs to be posted copies of the contract.
3. preparation of the The last charter signed by all shareholders.
4. inscribed signet: go to the street where carved engraving of a signet, engraved corporate signet told them (the square). Costs about 20 yuan.
5. to the accounting firm to receive the If you are unsure, you can read the newspaper classified ads, there are many accounting firms in the ad.
6. to open a company bank account verification: to bring their shares to all shareholders that portion of the money to the bank, bring the Articles of Association, Business Council on the nuclear Name notice, the legal representative of the personal seal, identity card for the verification of the money, sign a blank letter of inquiry form to the bank to open a company account, you tell the bank is open to verification households. Good company to open an account, each of the shareholders according to their contribution to the company account into the appropriate money.
bank payment slips will be issued to each shareholder and cover letter in consultation banks levy chapter.
Note: Companies Act, registered companies, investors (shareholders) must pay the full amount of the capital, can the form of credit money (that is RMB) investment, can also be in kind (such as cars), real estate, intellectual property and other funding. To the bank to do this part only monetary contribution, if you have real, and real estate as investment, accounting firms need to identify the value of the real value of its investment and then, more trouble, so I suggest you take the money directly invested, the company No matter what method you use means the money is there, whether you own, borrow, whether you, as long as money can be shown with paid-up capital.
7. capital verification report: the shareholders holding a demand note issued by the bank, the bank levy consultation after the letter sealed, and articles of association, nuclear Name notice, the rent contract, real estate license copy to the CPA The capital verification report. General costs 500 yuan (50 million or less registered capital).
8. registered company: Industrial and Commercial Bureau to take the company establishment and registration of various forms, including the establishment registration application form, the shareholders (promoters) List, Managing Director of Supervision cases, the legal representative of the registration form, the designated representative or delegate Agents Registration Form. Completed, together with the nucleus were notified, the company charter, rental contracts, real estate certificate, together with the capital verification report to the Trade and Industry Bureau. About 3 working days to obtain a license. This cost about 300 yuan.
9. With the business license to the Public Security Bureau designated the engraving community, to carved seals, financial chapter. Back steps, need to use the seal or financial chapter.
10. for Enterprise Code Certificate: With the business license to the Bureau of Technical Supervision for the organization code certificate, which costs 80 yuan. This card needs to do two weeks, and Technical Supervision will first send a pre-accepted code documents can be handled by the file back to the tax registration certificate, basic bank account opening formalities.
11. to open a basic bank account: With the business license, organization code certificate to open a basic bank account. It is best when the original capital verification that the bank to apply for the same network, otherwise, they will receive 100 yuan more than the capital verification account charges.
open a basic account needs to fill out many tables, you'd better bring along all the things to bring, or else run many times, including the original copy of the original business license, identity card, organization code certificate, public financial seal and legal chapter.
open a basic account, you also need to purchase a password device (from the second half of 2005, most banks have this requirement), the password requires 280. The future of your company checks, transfer money, will need to use a password to generate the password.
12. for tax registration: obtain a license, 30 days to apply for the local Inland Revenue tax registration certificate. Companies generally need to apply for two kinds of tax registration certificate, the National and Local. The cost is 40 yuan, 80 yuan.
handle tax registration certificate, there must be an accounting, because the information required by the Inland Revenue Department where there is an accounting qualification certificates and ID cards. You can call a part-time accounting, small companies started a part-time accountant general, please pay 200 yuan on it.
13. apply for purchase of invoices: If your company is the sale of goods, should be to apply to the tax invoice, if the service company, is to apply for land tax invoices.
finally open for business. Note to the tax returns on time each month tax Oh, do not pay taxes even if no business, but also a zero return, otherwise it will be fine.
There are two points you may be concerned about:
1. the company must establish a sound accounting system, you may worry that they will not, how do? Started up companies, small businesses, the accounting workload is very small, you can ask a part-time accountant, to your company each month to help you Jianzhang, two, three days is enough to give him 200 - wages to about 500.
2. Corporation tax:
Sales Tax: Sales of goods the company, the amount invoiced by the levy of 4% VAT; provider of services, according to the invoiced amount of 5% business tax.
income tax: levied on corporate net profit 18-33% of the corporate income tax. The profits of small companies, small, generally 18%. The enterprise income tax, do account is very important, if your profit on the books a lot, and that rate is high. Therefore, the usual purchase of equipment to be invoiced, you eat, the car seats are left up, can be used as the operating costs of your business.
the difference between two kinds of taxes: sales tax is a sales tax, whether you make no money, only in the event the transaction, the invoice, it is necessary taxation; income tax, profit tax is the profit that is revenue remaining after deducting all costs money, and only made money, will levy income tax.
there are many other kinds of taxes, but did not have much money, mainly two kinds of the above, especially the income tax is very high.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil , take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes .
I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Yeah too spectacular style by National Day parade was spectacular, come to my space reprint it, China recorded net: Call for an unforgettable voice, China. Recording, voice recording, please get the Chinese network.
Day parade wonderful pictures. the first finger moving to their own space reserved appreciate it
; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy reproduced below in blue, or log title. QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel great motherland! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China
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; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy the following blue reproduced word QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel of the motherland great! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Photo Gallery latest National Day military parade, to make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China.
Day parade wonderful pictures. the first finger moving to their own space reserved appreciate it
; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy reproduced below in blue, or log title. QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel great motherland! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Latest National Day Parade Photo Gallery . can make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China
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; Blessed Mother a happy birthday
country because of your actions more powerful reproduced! China also saw the world
This is your mother's love for the motherland, with a second tap the upper left corner and then copy the following blue reproduced word QQ sent to your group or friends and let your friends to your space feel of the motherland great! ! ! As children, this is the best gift to his mother thank you for the motherland.
Photo Gallery latest National Day military parade, to make your blood boil, take heart and work hard, inspire you the spectacular fight scenes. I choose to enter the space reserved QQ number now! Spectacular too grand a
reproduced above in blue after the copy sent to the group, is the mother of sons and daughters of the best birthday present. Let the world see a strong China.
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