Non-mainstream joke

woman reported:

a woman said her husband of cheating: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...

his wife can spend huge amounts of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said:

day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!

case of a girl gang of late. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!

Mr. A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is sexual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? read backwards is

boy told the girl: I see you and your family together in the school, you wear the dress are so beautiful!!

saying a little secret bank finally forced open the safe and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a newspaper to see their money from a bank can bring much impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!

Bear to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a cat, I was born after the Panda!

clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!

Somali pirates: three million! but seven million invoice to write!

a buddy next door to a new child moved to a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: TV from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.


priests play golf, watch the nuns, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: You as a priest of God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then came the sky, just listen to the voice of God:

7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:

day, my brother went to play basketball Normal Primary and heard a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 dollars, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!

elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the number is ******。

Academy of the body class, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily rebuked the male model: while great for a while small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to paint!

a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation package, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:

wife and husband each fight, his wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband is very curious and asked his wife:

home in fear son: Dad was very angry:

led to a phone in the hands of the mini three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:

Li to immigrate to the U.S., leadership asked him: dissatisfied?

Chinese leaders and U.S. leaders are more loyal than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders ordered bodyguards jump from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. president relented. China's leaders ordered guards to jump off, apart from anything else the Chinese guards would jump. U.S. President scared quickly pulled him. China's bodyguard, said:

scripts: just joined the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yes, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary found his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:


male students travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male students asked: Han mentioned the money, you go to bed, I went to take a shower.

someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>

on the plane, was shocked to see a beauty sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even blushing should be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!






once to the hotel to stay the night, I was confused and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next guy, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not scary, Miss literate. Weighs.







Classic men

1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog ​​to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots to speak I feel the future is very slim ... ... < br> Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same root, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah? Strong storm
Re: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who save.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of both the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty curse of the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.



the highest level of betrayal





101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a bag, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around quiet a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (next door to the uncle turned around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: cut, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all surprise ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you drive, I came to death you (the people suck down a cold lump around ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to beg for mercy (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then fierce and I can only accompany you to an hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (carriage with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)


The most important thing

wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: Chinese victims of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each other. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body cast on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on message. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting climb the mountain, to the widow house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks again and again, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a display up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting seize the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hello to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you shelter from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my hair plucked the eagle?
classic mistake

1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: the man is about to get off to a pack of cigarettes out on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrade, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!

3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take advantage machines show off his English, shouted: hi! That is called

5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!

6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.

7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?

9. children are considered Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all know that if children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.

10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you

College Humor spoof of the classic comedy song

1. Cyndi
Comment: not so complicated now!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You need to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not have too tired.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not afraid of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers published in Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, come! Listen Lang Waipo tell you stories!

Heart is broken, want to cry

. . . . .
out of twenty days, and would like most is the son of a dream is also the son of the most ,,,,
Perhaps my feelings too rich. I can not love, first love their parents, as well as his son's love, family love, friends, love. You said that I was emotionally rich than the average woman, and especially sentimental. But you are very practical, in the emotional but also in broad, hard-rock you like a temper, that did not even feel my delicate, buried in the heart of tenderness. I do not know no intention of feeling or not feeling, alas! Perhaps you also think that it is not happy with me, but you never speak your mind. I tell the truth, but you think I'm lying. . . . . God knows and you do a live person, always feel mentally unbalanced, the total can not find anything like as lost, let alone what is warm and sweet love. You know? ? Woman without love is easy to nourish the old. Can not meet with you, I never complain about life, but the spirit of Ye Hao empty, you know? ? ? ? ? Every time you say that life has always been this way, maybe that is the real crux of the two of us. You know? Why do I always want to go out? Because I feel more and more lonely with you, even not as alone. Began to see that you may scoff, you like this, people never say what you think you will not be hard. The idea of ​​our two Duirenduishi, the demand for love life, there is a big difference. Why do the two of us together, you knew. I just want to ask you, so many years, in the end you have like me, there is no sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? Love is understanding, not understanding how we talk about love, how can it be called love? Married life with understanding the need to constantly water them, to nourish, and only understand in order to accommodate. Think about yourself before going to sleep, so many years, even longer life difficult, I have no complains to you? ? ? ? Did you get to compare with others? ? ? ? There did not force you? ? ? ? ? ? They just broke up with you say, you Xiangyebuxiang agreed. But you say I do not have to go back, son I do not have any of that? ? ? ? Why do you always do. Husband, (you say to be separated, perhaps I will not call you a) way of life is so far away, so long, need to love (to see this, you have to say I'm not actually a) the need solace, need for understanding and trust, to be less lonely, and do you think? ?

true, no matter how dull life, Less love, Love is an organic compound, and not twisted or mixed, not one-way to rely on a heart to another heart, but hearts also impact to bursts of love.
Think you look after you? ? ? ?
dreams, ideals, you have several? ? ? ? Love, confidence, responsibility,? ? ? ? ? ?

so many years, you have the sincerity to love me? ? ? ? ? If not, do not improvise, and think about it. . . . . . .

What it means to call you a husband

Call you a husband, you have to shoulder the responsibility of men , should be like trees , bird -like woman you snuggle .
call you a husband, you have to carry hurt her, pet her , after all, she gave up the whole piece for you to follow your paradise .
call you a husband , you have to know how humble , submissive , girls are passionate , sensitive , and will therefore vexatious just want to know how much you love her , then you must know obedience, humility , tolerance , do not Quarrel with her , or she really will be sad.
call you a husband, when you have to hold her hard enough , tightly to her statement did not ring you have to look strong and sturdy chest , when the arms of her little face Attached to your neck , you have to gently kiss her forehead and cheek, but do not kiss the lips !
call you a husband, each morning , and you want to Jueqi mouth said, When she was dear to you wash smelly socks, stinky pants , smelly clothes obediently said You, you become his sky and world, but you , the rest are black and white , and only you, are in color.
call you a husband, when she tears, whether it is to her mother, angry, wronged or hit me , you have to embrace her in my arms , he was She was crying , and then wiped her face, tears , and said > call you a husband, which contains too much, two people together, more then the pro 's nickname is not worth it simply the mass of the
calls out her husband , sweet in the mouth , warm in their hearts, will be wrapped in endless sweet your tender heart.

Quotations newly released 2010 storm strength

【Know you live well, I will feel at ease. 】 【Handsome guy, you like my next boyfriend】 【aunt Hi, I'm your son's boyfriend】 【Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie】 【envy you know me so young . 】 【Recently and insomnia, 16 hours to wake up again. 】 【Uncle, help me to sign a name in the spouse field chant? 【Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. 】 【Do you have any unhappy things? Say to make us happy. 】 【Was spread you an oil, to say to you: Do not worry, there are subtle automatic, you are supposed to? - Hit his impotence, and said, loss, no sugar. I do not change into it?】 【I like I like to slow the penetration of low-key I like to conquer the step by step, little by little the instigation one day I want you to remember my name I am a sugar-coated bullets】 【he died, I remember. He was born, my heart to Huangran. 】 【If I were King, you will】 【said the post of Health of the window dressing that you know, I did it grow and you see, you can never be busy again discrete, I will do my entire life and you see that you said Lengnuanzizhi, I will do this winter to spend XIA Xue and you see, you say Loving the good old days, I will do this gilt embroidered phoenix Ukiyo-e and you. You should worry too high and cold, I will hand over the rivers and mountains, make you feel joy. 】 【If I were really good, why do not you. 】 【I want to care for an】 【grow old with you I have loved the boy with the world's most handsome in profile. 】 【Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. 】 【If the next life, do not love is the soul to deep】 【I gingerly holding a glass of wine to your beloved one he does not accidentally touch so I sprinkled the water on the】 【against someone you asking for something, smile and : What did you want to use me for?】 【life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. 】 【New Century Women: last won the hall, got under the kitchen, write the code, check drawn exception, not killing the Trojans, had turned the wall, opened afford a good car, affordable houses, Doude Guo mistress, played ...】 【over rogue has to review the entire youth are youth, but also the whole life to suspect that life?】 【If the roses are very fragrant, I would like roses. It really is very fragrant roses, well, I like the rose bouquet, but your dirty hands off the top. 】 【Please tell the prince, his aging mother is still blazing the way, there is no turning mountains, rivers have not been, not to kill the dragon, bubble guy is not dead ... ... tell him to continue to sleep!】 【Had amazing, completely, only for the various aspects of society appear small. 】 【Smile at you, purely courtesy】 【something to me, and nothing good to me】 【is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes is not the man】 【I love you, what you say is anything. I do not love you, you say you are. 】 【Someday your name will appear in my account the next show on the】 【easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent. I was finally able to smile】 【】 【remember you Do you like my thing, I allowed. 】 【Join the party? Sister I do not care!】 【】 【Tireless crash ... you say you love me? In fact ... I started ... in fact I told you ... Oh, right, in fact, I also quite like my own.】 【matter how anxious I was confused at this time, finally, I have to live the life you want. 】 【Either beat you, I told you fell out. 】 【Life so long, waiting for you What kind】 【next life a few years earlier to marry me remember. 】 【to meet you. you will not have no home】 【this life, you do not come, I do not your old】 【shore the shore, my bank is the sea?】 【You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I willing to do that you do not like. 】 【I cry, I will make you bleed. 】

Then a bad cold, it will be OK

then a bad cold, it will be OK as long as we
write as I do the following, whether children, adults or the elderly cold, do not need to eat any drugs, can quickly cure a cold.
just have some cold symptoms, such as a physical feeling of cold or headache, dizziness, heavy head or the body's fatigue and pain, or the total flow of water nose, or throat pain would have been timely manner.

soon as possible from Western, said the virus causes the common cold virus, the virus has no cure, so you do not have to think about using medication to solve the best The most effective way is to drink a lot of warm water a day, drink several cups of warm water, the toilet a few times more, is the most effective way to discharge the virus. Such as sore throat was a little in warm water can add a little salt, a touch of warm salt water to drink that can quickly relieve throat pain.

1, discharged as soon as the incentive for a cold cold cold, cold hands and feet of the situation as long as there is definitely a cold, cold air is discharged as soon as the key to a cold. Cong Jiangsuan diet is ranked in the cold the best food, and some people like to use a few slices of ginger, add a pinch of brown sugar to boil water to drink cold, some people like to boil water to drink with a few onions sweat to cold, when cold and cough, in the brown sugar, ginger, garlic and boiled with water, add Jiban, drink can Quhan, only cough. In short, whether by Cong Jiangsuan Quhan, or eat a meal blazing hot Quhan, can increase the body heat quickly, so that the pores open, sweat excreted through the cold.

Another way is to sweating row of cold feet with warm water, the effect is equally good, by the severe cold, sipping ginger and brown sugar to water, while their feet, some bubble bucket to use and easier to sweat. Qing Ai can take 1 / 4, and threw pieces and put into barrels, brewing with boiling water of open, then add warm water foot bath, bubble to the body sweating, then drink warm water, cold as soon discharged.
2, we must ensure that adequate sleep and rest as long as there is a flu-like symptoms, and must be timely rest, which is to reduce illness, allowing the body to restore the key. General After a lot of water, drink Cong Jiangsuan warm water several times, and then sweating Quhan feet after the break as soon as possible, the next day will be able to recover the body of basic.

3, after a cold aching muscles and how to do? alpine
aching muscles that the body weight, be sure to drink a few ginger, brown sugar water, ginger can put more. Once put 6 to 8 pieces can.
4, after a cold fever how to do?
cold hands and feet to look after the heat of the temperature. Although the body temperature has exceeded the normal body temperature, but it is still cold hands and feet, indicating the body's cold is still heavy, still need to drink water, brown sugar, ginger, fever combined with 1 to 2 onions cook, help sweating. If the temperature high, cold hands and feet are no longer made, this time to stop to drink a lot of ground ginger and water to drink warm water. General fever in the night, many people do not like to drink water at night, afraid of urine, affects sleep, as long as fever, do not control the day or night, you must drink plenty of water, which is rapid cooling, rapid discharge of the most effective virus methods. When you are feeling hot, several cups of warm water to drink down, and then the urine a few times can obviously feel the body sweat easily, as long as a sweating, body temperature can be quickly reduced to normal. Then pay attention to rest, quilt cover, to prevent the cold.

5, the day after a cold treatment is critical.
general after the previous day's emergency Quhan, sweating, polyuria approach, the basic body the next day will be able to return to normal, but the body weaker, the day of the treatment is very important, whether the problem related to the rebound. First look at the tongue, if the tongue is still white, brown sugar, ginger, and then again the day of consolidating the water, while still drink plenty of warm water. Second, the diet is the key, the day light-based diet, you can eat eggs, pork and all kinds of levels of vegetables, not fish, shrimp and other food lit, do not eat yams and other food tonic , after eating these foods, especially children, will be hot. Third, this day of rest is also very important, do not be too tired.

if the next day the body was obviously tired, weak, can eat eel, tonic and do not get angry, at this time can only burn braised eel eel or spoil the broth, do not add ginger and onion, put only a small amount of garlic seasoning on it. Adults can eat angelica powder, twice a day, a half a teaspoon or the amount of slightly more than usual, will soon resume in the body!




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Jackie Chan is my president

set copy :
Name: Jackie Chan
English : Jackie Chan
whose real name : Chan Kong-sang , the Housing Sloan ; (indefinite )
stage name: Yuan Building
Birthplace: Wuhu, Anhui, Shandong, (Indefinite )
Hometown : Hong Kong
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Zodiac: Horse
Constellation : Aries
blood type : AB
Height : 174cm
Weight : 63kg
Hobbies: Automotive , Jogging
the most recognized action star : Michelle Yeoh
Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin
Family: Wife: Lin Feng ; son : Housing Ancestral name.
Company: Rock Records , Golden Harvest Films
best lessons : Kung Fu
worst homework : Math
Pros: Love the work
favorite colors: white, apricot